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Mortimer 01-25-2008 11:29 AM

LADIES: What undergarments do you wear?
 
Please include a photo of your home and show ( in detail ) how to get to the place you store these items...as well as your addrress .

paisjpq 01-25-2008 12:00 PM

same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!




oh no.....i never thought SHE would rat me out likes this



i feel like andy kaufmans idiot.


i feel so ashamed










and YOU stretched them out...that's why i quit wearing yours

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:19 PM

People may also be interested to know she has a velcro opening in the front...for those "spurs of the moment' she sssssso often has.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:31 PM

WITCH!!!

paisjpq 01-25-2008 12:35 PM

yup.:)

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:35 PM

I'll type it again later......when you're not here.




You'll see.

Oh yes.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:40 PM

I know a SEE-CRAHT....SQUAWK!!




I know a SEE-CRAHT!!!

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:47 PM

You bet I do.





It's a really good one,too!

Stay tuned throughout the day and in the night ( when you're alone...when it's dark).


She can't stay awake all the time.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:54 PM

r u still here?

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:56 PM

I guess she wouldn't answer even if she were.




I'm going to have to get smarter about this.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:01 PM

Oh this is silly.

I'm not hanging around all day to play some childish game.


But the truth is Thebby has 45 pair of undergarments.One for every man...with each ones name sewn on it.

Make that 32...I shouldn't count Steve Byk's name more than once.


I'm leaving.

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 01:08 PM

Morty, from the lack of responses from the lovely ladies on this forum, do you reckon they even wear undergarments?

Just a thought.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:19 PM

I'd say 75% don't.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:32 PM

I know this for a fact...by the way.


=;>

GPK 01-25-2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'd say 75% don't.


$100 for the list....

Mortimer 01-25-2008 02:20 PM

ror!!










OK.









Add another 100 and you'll get the bush condition report:


Color

Clipped or allowed to grow freely

Or "uprooted"

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 02:29 PM

The women have facial hair on here, too?

Morty, you're letting all of the secrets out now :D

Mortimer 01-25-2008 02:32 PM

Oh there's two sides to every story.

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 02:34 PM

I prefer women with plenty of hair......



























On their head.

But that's just me.

paisjpq 01-25-2008 07:20 PM

morty after what you wrote:mad: you won't be getting an answer from me....and you can keep the thong you borrowed, I don't want it back.

Buffymommy 01-25-2008 07:23 PM

Morty,

I didn't see this thread, but I answered in the other thread. With a pic. :eek:

2 Dollar Bill 01-25-2008 08:17 PM

I thought there was a Panty Raid Thread allready started ?:confused:

Mortimer 01-25-2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
morty after what you wrote:mad: you won't be getting an answer from me....and you can keep the thong you borrowed, I don't want it back.


What a sissy.



And I will keep it to remind me how bad your taste in color coordination really is.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Morty,

I didn't see this thread, but I answered in the other thread. With a pic. :eek:


Yes.


But I'd know Cajunatahs hips anywhere..you can't fool me.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
I thought there was a Panty Raid Thread allready started ?:confused:


Oh shut up.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
morty after what you wrote :) you won't be getting an answer from me....and you can keep the thong you borrowed, I don't want it back.



Oh by the way..you're welcome.

paisjpq 01-25-2008 09:49 PM

this HO is currently decked out in a very sexy raccoon ensemble....courtesy of the last attack raccoon Morty sent to my house.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I find it disturbing that the ho's of DT wouldn't respond to such a solid thread.


I find it more disturbing one of them is found so often in here.







Also that my attack raccoons have not reported back to me.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
this HO is currently decked out in a very sexy raccoon ensemble....courtesy of the last attack raccoon Morty sent to my house.



YOU BEAST!

Mortimer 01-25-2008 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Time for a cold shower.....

That shower area big enough for two?

Sightseek 01-26-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That shower area big enough for two?

You and Hossy are showering together?!



















THUD!

Mortimer 01-26-2008 11:54 AM

ror!












But I did NOT mean it that way.









It does sound bad though...don't it?



























































THUD

Sightseek 01-26-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
How dare you. Morty, sick the raccoons on Sighty-Poo.

Didn't you read above, pais is wearing them as her undergarments.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
How dare you. Morty, sick the raccoons on Sighty-Poo.





Didn't you read above, pais is wearing them as her ...oh.

Never mind.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
this HO is currently decked out in a very sexy raccoon ensemble....courtesy of the last attack raccoon Morty sent to my house.


By the way...how many tries does the one on the right get for the command..."Sit" ...?

GPK 01-26-2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That shower area big enough for two?




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