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CapperZeke 01-23-2008 11:40 AM

Poker Game at Morty's Place
 
No football this Sunday. I got an invitation to play poker at Morty's for 2:00pm. Anybody else get invited?

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
No football this Sunday. I got an invitation to play poker at Morty's for 2:00pm. Anybody else get invited?

!!






Just make sure it's first timers only...maybe a few first timers off a last time,but that's it.


Pat them down at the door for Hoyle instruction cards.

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 11:46 AM

BYOB and food. I'm not feeding Morty's friends. And make sure my basement is in the same condition as you found it.:D

CapperZeke 01-23-2008 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
BYOB and food. I'm not feeding Morty's friends. And make sure my basement is in the same condition as you found it.:D

Is it covered in plastic?

my miss storm cat 01-23-2008 11:48 AM

Hey, I wasn't invited. :(

That's okay... maybe Deb-O-Deb, Gallant, Snowdrops and a few of the rest of us can have our own strip poker game. :p

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Is it covered in plastic?



Only when she covers herself with chocolate.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Hey, I wasn't invited. :(




=:>




That's okay... maybe Deb-O-Deb, Gallant, Snowdrops and a few of the rest of us can have our own strip poker game. :p




Nosedrops!!??

my miss storm cat 01-23-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Nosedrops!!??

SNOWDROPS!

Remember, our first fight cause you were mean to her?

She's not on much lately but she's still here (Hi katy! :D ).

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Is it covered in plastic?


No I'm not that much of a cleanoholic. I'll just leave you guys a mop, trash can, and can of lysol. Neatness counts!

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Hey, I wasn't invited. :(

That's okay... maybe Deb-O-Deb, Gallant, Snowdrops and a few of the rest of us can have our own strip poker game. :p


I'm not sure who Gallant and Snowdrops are but if they are females too, I'm not interested.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
SNOWDROPS!

Remember, our first fight cause you were mean to her?

She's not on much lately but she's still here (Hi katy! :D ).



OK!!...no need to yell at me.

I do recall the little snot ratting on me.





(Hi Baty! :) )

my miss storm cat 01-23-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm not sure who Gallant and Snowdrops are but if they are females too, I'm not interested.

Okay, I don't kow how to play poker anyway. :p

my miss storm cat 01-23-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK!!...no need to yell at me.

I do recall the little snot ratting on me.





(Hi Baty! :) )

I had to shoot you with my nerf dart gun.

You were my first.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I had to shoot you with my nerf dart gun.

You were my first.


This is ssssso true!!

I remember that.



You were such a beast at first.


I still think you and White Sugar are the same person.

my miss storm cat 01-23-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is ssssso true!!

I remember that.



You were such a beast at first.


I still think you and White Sugar are the same person.

Yes and we're Deb-O-Deb and Blackthroatedwind and Kingy too!

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yes and we're Deb-O-Deb and Blackthroatedwind and Kingy too!

Now I'm insulted.:eek:

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yes and we're Deb-O-Deb and Blackthroatedwind and Kingy too!


Wel let's not get ridiculous here.





Riley...yes.

The other two...no.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Now I'm insulted.:eek:

You think you can walk on..I mean through plexiglas,too?

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm not sure who Gallant and Snowdrops are but if they are females too, I'm not interested.



I'm not either.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:06 PM

Hey CZ....get CM Oreo in the game.

We need him to play follow the Queen.

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You think you can walk on..I mean through plexiglas,too?

I don't follow however walking through glass would be very painful and would probably require stitches.

I guess I could ask Dave which hospital he went to for his 4 hour problem. It's always good to get a reference.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't follow however walking through glass would be very painful and would probably require stitches.

I guess I could ask Dave which hospital he went to for his 4 hour problem. It's always good to get a reference.


It's insider stuff...can't let much out.


They're a very unsavory group.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 12:09 PM

But if I was offered trolly favor......know what ahm sayin' here?




;)

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's insider stuff...can't let much out.


They're a very unsavory group.


Sometimes I think it's best that I don't know the "insiders stuff".

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
But if I was offered trolly favor......know what ahm sayin' here?




;)


We'll discuss it in the basement.

Payson Dave 01-23-2008 12:49 PM

Is the strip poker game upstairs or down in the basement??

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sometimes I think it's best that I don't know the "insiders stuff".

ALL the time.





Your life would be in just as much danger as mine.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
We'll discuss it in the basement.

I know I can't wait.







I love when you discuss things in the basement.

CapperZeke 01-23-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Is the strip poker game upstairs or down in the basement??

Everythings in the basement Dave, can you bring the beer?

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Is the strip poker game upstairs or down in the basement??




You can't play.....I have already given them the rules of poker.


So just keep quiet.

CapperZeke 01-23-2008 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hey CZ....get CM Oreo in the game.

We need him to play follow the Queen.

I'll give him a call, is it just the Queen or the Queen and the card that follows?

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I know I can't wait.







I love when you discuss things in the basement.


Bring your "hand puppet".;)

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
I'll give him a call, is it just the Queen or the Queen and the card that follows?


Well Carla always follows the queen.

We'll have to invite her,too.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Bring your "hand puppet".;)

thud!






I love when you trolly like that!

NoChanceToDance 01-23-2008 01:09 PM

Did someone say poker?????

How about we play poker, while the females just strip in the background and serve us drink?

That works, doesn't it?

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Did someone say poker?????

How about we play poker, while the females just strip in the background and serve us drink?

That works, doesn't it?

No.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:10 PM

It didn't last year.

NoChanceToDance 01-23-2008 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
It didn't last year.

Well, this year you will need to be more selective of the females that are invited.

Mortimer 01-23-2008 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Well, this year you will need to be more selective of the females that are invited.


Boy I'LL say.

Payson Dave 01-23-2008 01:14 PM

I know a nurse that wants to play....


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