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Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:17 PM

2008 Eclipse Awards Play by Play
 
Blech!

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:18 PM

Leslie Jordan A.K.A The Eclipse Awards A-Lister.

blackthroatedwind 01-21-2008 09:20 PM

I hear they tape it to use on prisoners as a torture technique.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:22 PM

Scat Daddy accepts the award for Best Ears.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:24 PM

Scat Daddy won't stop neighing.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:27 PM

Mr. Clean accepts the award for Best Transvestite for Lahudood.

philcski 01-21-2008 09:27 PM

I'm really happy English Channel won the turf award, as he's one of the most underrated (and undersized) horses I've ever seen, but the Academy Award style has to go. Scatorchio rambling on is pretty typical of the extending of the awards wayyyy too long.

Lahodood shouldn't have won.

As an aside, one of my really good friends presented the media awards (Tom Law, editor of T-Times.) I've never seen him that nervous!

philcski 01-21-2008 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Scat Daddy won't stop neighing.

Wayyyyy too long.

blackthroatedwind 01-21-2008 09:29 PM

English Channel is underrated?

That's like saying Nate Robinson is underrated.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:32 PM

Oh Shirt!!!

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:32 PM

Don Rickles is bringing the house down.

philcski 01-21-2008 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
English Channel is underrated?

That's like saying Nate Robinson is underrated.

Maybe not by you and me and the rest of the hardcores, but by the general racing public, who wouldn't know he won 6 G1's including the most important one pre-BC times TWICE and another of the most important twice.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:37 PM

Frank Stronach wins award for Best Breeder.


That just doesn't sound right...

Scav 01-21-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Frank Stronach wins award for Best Breeder.


That just doesn't sound right...

And he is bitching about how he missed out on alot of profit.....He is loony

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Oh Shirt!!!

Does that mean Good Night Shirt won?

philcski 01-21-2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Frank Stronach wins award for Best Breeder.


That just doesn't sound right...

"vould you care foh a enagee dvink, jah?"

Adena is the best farm out there. Even if he can't run a racetrack.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
"vould you care foh a enagee dvink, jah?"

Adena is the best farm out there. Even if he can't run a racetrack.

Yeah but Best Breeder and then you see his son behind him...it's just not right.

blackthroatedwind 01-21-2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Maybe not by you and me and the rest of the hardcores, but by the general racing public, who wouldn't know he won 6 G1's including the most important one pre-BC times TWICE and another of the most important twice.


I think he's a nice horse who was born at the right time. I credit him for his longevity, at a reasonable level, but not for having any sort of extraordinary talent. Frankly, it is a condemnation of turf racing in America that he was far and away our best horse last year.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:40 PM

Handicapper of the year is Andy Serling.

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I think he's a nice horse who was born at the right time. I credit him for his longevity, at a reasonable level, but not for having any sort of extraordinary talent. Frankly, it is a condemnation of turf racing in America that he was far and away our best horse last year.

Good Lord that was well put.

Scav 01-21-2008 09:45 PM

Oh Stanley Bavlish, trying to be a playa.....

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:46 PM

Good to see The Kentucky Horse Park awarded for being d'awesome.

philcski 01-21-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I think he's a nice horse who was born at the right time. I credit him for his longevity, at a reasonable level, but not for having any sort of extraordinary talent. Frankly, it is a condemnation of turf racing in America that he was far and away our best horse last year.

Fair point- and I agree on the longevity/right time thing, but I have a bad feeling THIS year will be even more of a condemnation of the turf division. Seriously- is there ANYONE out there? The 3YOs turfers were mediocre at best, and the older horses couldn't hold EC's jock. Ripe for some Euro imports, really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Good to see The Kentucky Horse Park awarded for being d'awesome.

Truly a great place.

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Good to see The Kentucky Horse Park awarded for being d'awesome.

That's really nice.

Can you please tell me if your shirt comment meant he won?

Please?

Independent George 01-21-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I think he's a nice horse who was born at the right time. I credit him for his longevity, at a reasonable level, but not for having any sort of extraordinary talent. Frankly, it is a condemnation of turf racing in America that he was far and away our best horse last year.


Boo.
I don't even get that.
And that last line is ridiculous.

philcski 01-21-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
That's really nice.

Can you please tell me if your shirt comment meant he won?

Please?

Good Night Shirt won, yes.

NTamm1215 01-21-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Fair point- and I agree on the longevity/right time thing, but I have a bad feeling THIS year will be even more of a condemnation of the turf division. Seriously- is there ANYONE out there? The 3YOs turfers were mediocre at best, and the older horses couldn't hold EC's jock. Ripe for some Euro imports, really.

Champs Elysees is the only bright hope, especially with Barclay Tagg getting upset about Showing Up's workouts. At least CE will be able to go up to 1 1/2 miles with no issue.

It would be amazing though if Better Talk Now could pick up another Grade I win.

By the way, I do not think English Channel grabbing any accolade is a condemnation of the turf division. It's been so long since the American turf division was anything special and at least English Channel ran four excellent races in this country then beat the highly acclaimed turf superstar Dylan Thomas handily when it counted.

NT

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
That's really nice.

Can you please tell me if your shirt comment meant he won?

Please?

Yes

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Good Night Shirt won, yes.

Thanks Phil.

(... and PP)

Scav 01-21-2008 09:49 PM

This Rice guy is a DOUCHE BAG....

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:50 PM

Female Sprinter Award goes to Tits McGee.

Edit: Maryfield


zzzZZzZZzzzz

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Female Sprinter Award goes to Tits McGee.

Edit: Maryfield


zzzZZzZZzzzz

Yea!:)

I'm sorry for asking and i really don't care how stupid i look but you guys... there's not really a capper of the year award, is there?????

Scav 01-21-2008 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yea!:)

I'm sorry for asking and i really don't care how stupid i look but you guys... there's not really a capper of the year award, is there?????

yeah, it is whoever wins the NHC in Vegas

my miss storm cat 01-21-2008 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
yeah, it is whoever wins the NHC in Vegas

Thanks. I didn't know. (Duh)

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 09:55 PM

Male Sprinter Award goes to Midnight Lute Olson

philcski 01-21-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215
Champs Elysees is the only bright hope, especially with Barclay Tagg getting upset about Showing Up's workouts. At least CE will be able to go up to 1 1/2 miles with no issue.

It would be amazing though if Better Talk Now could pick up another Grade I win.

By the way, I do not think English Channel grabbing any accolade is a condemnation of the turf division. It's been so long since the American turf division was anything special and at least English Channel ran four excellent races in this country then beat the highly acclaimed turf superstar Dylan Thomas handily when it counted.

NT

I love the horse, but he's probably done. His injury is pretty tough to come back from. I wouldn't be surprised to see BTN win another one this year, he's probably the defacto best? Einstein maybe?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Female Sprinter Award goes to Tits McGee.
Edit: Maryfield


zzzZZzZZzzzz

i've seen that chick before.

:D

philcski 01-21-2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
yeah, it is whoever wins the NHC in Vegas

.... which is a total crapshoot to win, let alone get into.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 10:02 PM

Shadwell purchase Mr. Clean accepts award for something...don't know.

Coach Pants 01-21-2008 10:05 PM

Superfabulous Trainer goes to the most boring guy on the planet. Monotone.

Scav 01-21-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
.... which is a total crapshoot to win, let alone get into.

Phil, I have met that guy, doesn't look at PP's, only Bris sheets and quite honestly, I was pretty surprised at the bets I heard coming out of his mouth when at Ballys, no where near what you would think.....


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