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2008 Eclipse Awards Play by Play
Blech!
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Leslie Jordan A.K.A The Eclipse Awards A-Lister.
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I hear they tape it to use on prisoners as a torture technique.
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Scat Daddy accepts the award for Best Ears.
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Scat Daddy won't stop neighing.
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Mr. Clean accepts the award for Best Transvestite for Lahudood.
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I'm really happy English Channel won the turf award, as he's one of the most underrated (and undersized) horses I've ever seen, but the Academy Award style has to go. Scatorchio rambling on is pretty typical of the extending of the awards wayyyy too long.
Lahodood shouldn't have won. As an aside, one of my really good friends presented the media awards (Tom Law, editor of T-Times.) I've never seen him that nervous! |
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English Channel is underrated?
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Oh Shirt!!!
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Don Rickles is bringing the house down.
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Frank Stronach wins award for Best Breeder.
That just doesn't sound right... |
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Adena is the best farm out there. Even if he can't run a racetrack. |
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I think he's a nice horse who was born at the right time. I credit him for his longevity, at a reasonable level, but not for having any sort of extraordinary talent. Frankly, it is a condemnation of turf racing in America that he was far and away our best horse last year. |
Handicapper of the year is Andy Serling.
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Oh Stanley Bavlish, trying to be a playa.....
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Good to see The Kentucky Horse Park awarded for being d'awesome.
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Can you please tell me if your shirt comment meant he won? Please? |
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Boo. I don't even get that. And that last line is ridiculous. |
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It would be amazing though if Better Talk Now could pick up another Grade I win. By the way, I do not think English Channel grabbing any accolade is a condemnation of the turf division. It's been so long since the American turf division was anything special and at least English Channel ran four excellent races in this country then beat the highly acclaimed turf superstar Dylan Thomas handily when it counted. NT |
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This Rice guy is a DOUCHE BAG....
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Female Sprinter Award goes to Tits McGee.
Edit: Maryfield zzzZZzZZzzzz |
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I'm sorry for asking and i really don't care how stupid i look but you guys... there's not really a capper of the year award, is there????? |
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Male Sprinter Award goes to Midnight Lute Olson
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Shadwell purchase Mr. Clean accepts award for something...don't know.
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Superfabulous Trainer goes to the most boring guy on the planet. Monotone.
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