How do you handle those obnoxious Girl Scout shills begging for money?
 

You know.....those little 8 year old snots dressed in full scout regalia with sickly looking knees pushing those stoneground (and made from )widgets capable of breaking molars in one munching.


I tell them...." WHAT!? I'm supposed to support your miserable communist orginization in exchange for a box of nuts and bolts? You don't even have a carny license....get out before I report you to the police. And just before I violently slam the door in the little brats faces I then shreik... ...And get out of those filthy monkey suits! Get normal 8 year old clothes on and steal from your own parents! If you come back ....I send out my attack pit bulls.

I handle them buy purchasing the Thin Mints
and eating the entire box in front of them
upon delivery.

You should ask if they have a money back guarantee.




They don't like that.

I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

I told her to come back with her Mom in a bikini and I might consider it...

You dont like the mint cookies?
How could that be?

That's the point!!

But do you tell them that?

Of course I do...I even give them that snotty six year old face.

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Sightseek throws up pieces of tag-a-longs for breakfast.

see it works everytime....



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Gross.

This would be why I think before I eat.

Well I guess I got my answer about Mommy Dearest's Thigh Master training.

i like girl scout cookies.
hell, just buy a couple of boxes, it won't kill ya.

Too bad.

Girl Scout Cookies rock! - My mom buys boxes of them by the dozens - my youngest bro would tip me off and I'd be over there in a heartbeat to take what I could.

PGardn is money in this thread - the thin mints are like crack.

I will never trust Morty's judgement when it comes to boxed cookies again.

I've never once had a girl scout come to my place and try to sell me anything.

Sightseek is whack! Buy a box of Thin Mints and crush some of them up and mixem in before you chug down your Muscle Milk 30 minutes after your high intensity workout.

Try no thank you.

No way! If I'm having cookies they better be home made, melt in your mouth, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Cookies and wine should never come from a box. :)

you guys do know that if you want a girl scout cookie fix, you can go buy the cookies made by keebler? they make the GS cookies too. thin mints are grasshoppers.

You make some valid points - but here is my rebuttal:

Girl Scout cookies rock.

Calm down, Sniper..... I know you just had a telepathic moment but she was only talking about the cookie.

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NOT the insect.

Which ones are the samoas????

i don't know if they make every kind commercially.

i'm not exactly a cookie fan, except for homemade. i don't eat many sweets. but i'll go look it up.

samoas the ones with coconut?

Coconut, caramel and chocolate. They're the only ones I buy.:)

i don't think they have them, not on the website.

yeah, those things are good. probably a good thing you can't buy them year round!

Damn elves!

Those ones rock too!

I always forget what they are called though.

Try burying your head in the sand.



Oh..never mind...people would still recognize you.

I just bought some the other day...




A whole bunch in fact...

Sesame Street has changed alot since I used to watch it with my daughter. Too violent now.:eek:

I like to lecture them about the evils of hydrogenated fats, high fructose corn syrup, aspertame, preservatives and so on. If that doesn't send them scurrying away, I'll bust out a raw steak and start eating it.

That one always works.

Spot on... I ordered 6 boxes of them last week. :cool:

That's not all she's selling.

Ah wonder how much plastic surgery she's had?

I don't.

Her eyebrows are looking pretty drawn on. Blech.

I don't understand why you men are attracted to that kind of fake garbage, but whatever floats your boat.

Who's looking at her face?