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Coach Pants 01-19-2008 11:25 AM

Aussie Open
 
It's 4:25 A.M. in Melbourne and Baghdatis and Hewitt are in the 5th set. Match is close to being 5 hours long.

pgardn 01-19-2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
It's 4:25 A.M. in Melbourne and Baghdatis and Hewitt are in the 5th set. Match is close to being 5 hours long.

You just opened up a possible
discussion of the Turkish Cypriot.

Tis an entertaining match.
Next round is gonna be tough.
Federer got pushed to the limit.
Roddick gone early (Gander is happy)

Good tournament on both sides.
There are about 12,000 Russian
entries on the women's side.
Beatn on commrades.

SCUDSBROTHER 01-19-2008 02:48 PM

Baghdatis' defeat resulted in the Turkish Government declaring the next 2 days to be "TWO DAYS OF TURKISH JUBILATION."

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 07:23 PM

Ivanovic cruising right now. Damn she's hot.

GPK 01-20-2008 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Ivanovic cruising right now. Damn she's hot.


You check out the legs on her? They go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves...

skippy3481 01-20-2008 07:32 PM

HA HA HA.... no, just not funny....sorry....

GPK 01-20-2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by skippy3481
HA HA HA.... no, just not funny....sorry....


Just cuz your married and dont look at other women...dont deny others the joy.

oh yeah..GFY

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
You check out the legs on her? They go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves...

No doubt.

I love it when she bounces before Wozniacki's serve. I'd get lost in those sweater puppies.

GPK 01-20-2008 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
No doubt.

I love it when she bounces before Wozniacki's serve. I'd get lost in those sweater puppies.



tree and half minutes...maybe even fo....

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 07:40 PM

I'd be the best 30 seconds of her life.

pgardn 01-20-2008 07:52 PM

You can buy these Eastern European
Women.

The clown down the street who always
bothers my wife bought himself a Russian.

She left him. He tired to hire out her boy
for manual labor. This is why clowns have
a bad reputation. That, and they are very
scary.

SCUDSBROTHER 01-20-2008 10:17 PM

Best lookin' one is little chocolate sugar that almost beat Serena in the 1st round of 2005 Wimbledon. Kev and I remember her,but I never see much of her anymore(not good enough.)

SCUDSBROTHER 01-20-2008 10:56 PM

http://www.advantage-tennis.com/haynes/index.php?ind=1

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 10:58 PM

You're joking...right?

docicu3 01-20-2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You're joking...right?

It's in the eye of the beholder Pillow....

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by docicu3
It's in the eye of the beholder Pillow....

What if they're blind?

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 11:42 PM

Berdych comes through with the huge choke in the second set tie-breaker against Federer.

These guys on tour seem too nice. Where are the a-holes like Connors and McEnroe?

SCUDSBROTHER 01-21-2008 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
What if they're blind?

http://www.advantage-tennis.com/haynes/index.php?ind=41

Ain't blind..She's cute...I got a thang for left-handed brown sugar with nice booty abounding...........she fancy...Built like a hot rod.Big back wheels.She's a sexy mover,and she's a fighter.We'd argue,and make up. Then shake all that booty up.

brockguy 01-21-2008 01:21 PM

maria kirilenko

pdrift1 01-22-2008 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by brockguy
maria kirilenko

now shes something to look at:)

pdrift1 01-22-2008 05:22 AM

maria pounded justine into the ground !!!!!!! that was a a hell of a match. keep on slamming maria!!!!! pretty princess rules!!!!!!!

Storm Cadet 01-22-2008 08:28 AM

The only reason I watch tennis anymore:

;)


pdrift1 01-22-2008 04:41 PM

[quote=Storm Cadet]The only reason I watch tennis anymore:

;)

[/QUOTE
:D maria rules !!!!!!!!!!

pdrift1 01-22-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Cadet
The only reason I watch tennis anymore:

;)



storm do you make it to the us open at all?

Storm Cadet 01-22-2008 10:35 PM

I used to work it in my early days at SJU as a trainer...then got court side tix each year from tourney MD who was my team doc also. I have not gone in a few years.

SCUDSBROTHER 01-23-2008 11:54 AM

I think the less attractive Serbian girl will take it all.The one in Pink..Jankovic


Unless my memory is failing me,didn't Serena blow away Sharapova last year in the finals here? Jankovic just blew away Serena.So,why not blow away Sharapova? Sometimes players can't get back on the beam after knocking off a really good player though.So,GIRL in pink could bounce,but I think it's a good bet at +275..If somebody comes to really play, 'Pova will usually lay down.

pdrift1 01-23-2008 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
I think the less attractive Serbian girl will take it all.The one in Pink..Jankovic


Unless my memory is failing me,didn't Serena blow away Sharapova last year in the finals here? Jankovic just blew away Serena.So,why not blow away Sharapova? Sometimes players can't get back on the beam after knocking off a really good player though.So,GIRL in pink could bounce,but I think it's a good bet at +275..If somebody comes to really play, 'Pova will usually lay down.

yeah serena beat maria in last years finals.

but maria injured herself either during or just out of that tour. she had shoulder problems all year after that but was ranked no1 going in.

maria almost beat henin in the se championships last year but said she ran out of gas in the 3rd set.

i think maria will take this match.

1. maria hasnt dropped a set yet as jankovic almost couldnt get out of the first round facing three match points.

2. jankovic was injured coming in and limped thru her first 3 finally playing a little better against serena. but serena was not serena at all.

3. the one thing jankovic has is better defense and the ability to move quickly to defend., but if sharapova keeps firing serves like she has and hitting her spota with such great location. jankovic will not stands a chance


4henin is just as good a defender as jankovic but a way better all around player. if henin gets it taken toher in 2 jankovic surely will. jankovic better hope maria is way off her game

i just don't see see it

i like sharapova to take it all , shes been playing the best

pdrift1 01-23-2008 07:58 PM

the mens semis are going to be great. tsonga(playing unfricken real) unranked 34th against nadal.

then fed against djokovic. that should be a great match

i sense a possible upset of fed, but he had no time to get any matches in and it kind of shows. the only one. but fed knows how to play when the pressure is on and the points count. hes the tiger woods of tennis.

either djokovic beats fed in the semis or fed takes it all

SCUDSBROTHER 01-24-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pdrift1
yeah serena beat maria in last years finals.

but maria injured herself either during or just out of that tour. she had shoulder problems all year after that but was ranked no1 going in.

maria almost beat henin in the se championships last year but said she ran out of gas in the 3rd set.

i think maria will take this match.

1. maria hasnt dropped a set yet as jankovic almost couldnt get out of the first round facing three match points.

2. jankovic was injured coming in and limped thru her first 3 finally playing a little better against serena. but serena was not serena at all.

3. the one thing jankovic has is better defense and the ability to move quickly to defend., but if sharapova keeps firing serves like she has and hitting her spota with such great location. jankovic will not stands a chance


4henin is just as good a defender as jankovic but a way better all around player. if henin gets it taken toher in 2 jankovic surely will. jankovic better hope maria is way off her game

i just don't see see it

i like sharapova to take it all , shes been playing the best

Girl in pink was either very injured,or just too tight.Barely hit the ball hard enough to beat a high school player.Ivanovic sweats like a beast doesn't she?

Coach Pants 01-24-2008 12:14 AM

Ivanovic is showing alot of as...err heart out there.

pdrift1 01-24-2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Girl in pink was either very injured,or just too tight.Barely hit the ball hard enough to beat a high school player.Ivanovic sweats like a beast doesn't she?

hard to tell with jankovic. ive seen her pull this alot in matches when shes behind , sometimes i think to disrupt the flow of the other player or to get a breather. but she was injured coming in with a calf strain but that was it.

the way she played serena and even tonights first set she was moving fairly well. i think she was a little nervous and tight like you said.

but maria didn't play her best tonight either

i think maria still would have won this either way. once maria gets that first set she relaxs and opens up her shots. but damn she had trouble closing out the first. nerves

her serve kind of left in the first but came back in the 2nd, 8 or 9 aces i think
overall

but if maria serve is on in the championship, its lights out for who ever wins the other semi

yes lol ivanovic sweats like mad

SCUDSBROTHER 01-24-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Ivanovic is showing alot of as...err heart out there.

Crazy Serbian chicks use challenges too f'n much.She knew a ball was called wrong,but didn't want to use her final challenge.Used up too many challenges on calls that were not even that close.Just naturally like to argue.

pdrift1 01-24-2008 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Ivanovic is showing alot of as...err heart out there.

its great when they show alot of as...err heart out there. but she really has done well to come back from 6-0 , 2-0

Coach Pants 01-24-2008 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Crazy Serbian chicks use challenges too f'n much.She knew a ball was called wrong,but didn't want to use her final challenge.Used up too many challenges on calls that were not even that close.Just naturally like to argue.

Yeah so is Hantuchova. She's choking bigtime.

pdrift1 01-24-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Crazy Serbian chicks use challenges too f'n much.She knew a ball was called wrong,but didn't want to use her final challenge.Used up too many challenges on calls that were not even that close.Just naturally like to argue.

they have to be more selective, christ they are both almost out of challenges

Coach Pants 01-24-2008 12:33 AM

Hantuchova is a mental midget. She needs to stop torturing herself and retire.

pdrift1 01-24-2008 12:35 AM

i'm starting to feel bad for Hantuchova this is not the first time she mentally breaks down. she trys so hard but then just lossesit under pressure

SCUDSBROTHER 01-24-2008 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pdrift1
i'm starting to feel bad for Hantuchova this is not the first time she mentally breaks down. she trys so hard but then just lossesit under pressure

She is a female Lurch.Slams easy balls into the net.

pdrift1 01-24-2008 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
She is a female Lurch.Slams easy balls into the net.

they are supposed to be real good friends on the tour.

did you see that cold shoulder she gave her. if looks could kill!!!

betcha they don't say **** to each other for a few days lol


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