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Mortimer 01-18-2008 04:38 PM

If you could break only one bone in your body..what would it be?
 
And why?




For me it's easy...collar bone.

I broke it once before...it's not that bad.






I'll check back later. I'm looking forward to SERIOUS ...and not idiot....replies.

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 04:48 PM

Collar bones can heal funny though.

I would hope never to break any bones. I saw how much pain it can be after I broke broke someone's nose and in a separate incident, someone's wrist.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 04:53 PM

Oh my...breaking ones nose certainly hurts....boy I hate when that happens.




Hey!!

Thank you for your great input!...looking forward to more!

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-18-2008 05:13 PM

Those little ones inside your ear

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-18-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And why?




For me it's easy...collar bone.

I broke it once before...it's not that bad.






I'll check back later. I'm looking forward to SERIOUS ...and not idiot....replies.


Slow past two days.....maybe you can come up with an Ohio State question or help Brittany out :rolleyes:

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh my...breaking ones nose certainly hurts....boy I hate when that happens.




Hey!!

Thank you for your great input!...looking forward to more!

hurt my hand, too. I'd say he was in more pain, though. Serves him right for pissing me off!

Breaking some other person's wrist was an accident though (I'm no thug, honest). He had brittle bones and while playing football (soccer) he was in goal and he put his hand in the way of a shot I took. It looked awful.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
My pud.

You,sir,are going to bring the trollops back in.





But at least I have learned of another application for thimbles.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Those little ones inside your ear

You didn't say why.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Slow past two days.....maybe you can come up with an Ohio State question or help Brittany out :rolleyes:

Perhaps now you are beginning to catch on...






...but I that's one big perhaps.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
hurt my hand, too. I'd say he was in more pain, though. Serves him right for pissing me off!

Breaking some other person's wrist was an accident though (I'm no thug, honest). He had brittle bones and while playing football (soccer) he was in goal and he put his hand in the way of a shot I took. It looked awful.


Please..the thread said YOUR body.


Stay on topic or it's into the "meet up" thread with you.

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Please..the thread said YOUR body.


Stay on topic or it's into the "meet up" thread with you.


Oooooooh







How dare













How very dare















How very dare indeed
















Ya know what????

























THUD!

Mortimer 01-18-2008 05:51 PM

I think someone just broke their tailbone.





Boy that's gotta hurt.

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 05:52 PM

Morty avec broken limbs..........


Sounds appealing to me

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 05:55 PM

Back on topic, I'd prefer to break the bones in my hand..... hopefully after breaking another nose.

Don't worry, Morty, I would never find the basement you live in, so you're safe.

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 06:00 PM

Brown sugar has just broken my ........ oh wait, that isn't a bone.



Carry on :p

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-18-2008 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You didn't say why.

cuz they're small? :confused: :confused: :confused:

IrishofNDMan 01-18-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
cuz they're small? :confused: :confused: :confused:

I bet there is a smaller bone in your body..................


























jk :D

NoChanceToDance 01-18-2008 06:14 PM

The only bone I've ever broken and I don't think it really counts is my little toe

Danzig 01-18-2008 06:18 PM

i broke my ring finger years ago, playing football. now it gets a bit arthritic at times. and also a tricky deal with my wedding ring, as it's too loose on my finger, but if i get it smaller, i won't get it on past my knuckle. sigh
i also cracked my nose once, that hurt pretty bad.

as for which to break? the pinky finger. you don't use them anyway.

geeker2 01-18-2008 06:23 PM

Left pinky... what good is it anyway..can't pick your nose with it.

gallant bloom 01-18-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Collar bones can heal funny though.

I would hope never to break any bones. I saw how much pain it can be after I broke broke someone's nose and in a separate incident, someone's wrist.

simon crisford?

IrishofNDMan 01-18-2008 06:44 PM

I've only broke a finger, but have had some other injuries, all with my knees. I dislocated my knee, tore my acl and miniscus in same knee a few months later, and tore my acl in my other knee. All this in a 2 1/2 year span in high school, kind of cut my sports career short and I was being looked at by a few colleges for baseball, the most exciting being a letter I got from Va Tech about playing baseball.

It sucks, but **** happens.

Mortimer 01-18-2008 07:01 PM

All right now...can any of you people READ?



It says IF YOU COULD BREAK ONLY ONE BONE IN YOUR BODY...WHAT WOULD IT BE?



It DOES NOT say list al the sissy injuries you have experienced in your sporting/mahnly-mahn lifetime!



















OK?

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-18-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
I've only broke a finger, but have had some other injuries, all with my knees. I dislocated my knee, tore my acl and miniscus in same knee a few months later, and tore my acl in my other knee. All this in a 2 1/2 year span in high school, kind of cut my sports career short and I was being looked at by a few colleges for baseball, the most exciting being a letter I got from Va Tech about playing baseball.

It sucks, but **** happens.

Must be tough getting life insurance with all those problems.....you know, being accident prone and what not.....







jk :cool:

Mortimer 01-18-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOO.5 Bogs

Too kind.

Stevie has become the pie equal of Celsius.

Rileyoriley 01-18-2008 09:34 PM

A bone in my ear. Then I could bandage it and ignore people by pretending I can't hear them.:D

my miss storm cat 01-18-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gallant bloom
simon crisford?

:D :D :D

pgardn 01-18-2008 11:37 PM

Not For the faint of heart:


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NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gallant bloom
simon crisford?

He wouldn't wouldn't be worth it. He'd go running off to sheikhy, sucking his thumb.

What a coward.


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