Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.

that's pretty funny actually, my name would be "whiskey sunset"

Mikey Freeman doesn't sound much like a porn name. More like an AQU trainer...Oh well, I guess I wasn't meant for porn. Probably just as well. ;)

Bear Goldsboro:cool:

Malibu Frederick...I guess I missed my calling...unless there is a niche for fat, bald 40 year olds..then I'm THERE

Kitty Cat Lancaster

Dick Kedvale

And, the winner of the Dee Tee hat, and a copy of Steven Crist's "Exotic Betting", goes to

Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?

Ginger Rensselaer

are you sure this method works?:eek:

I dont see you as a Ginger

Um ... you would have a wider, and more diverse, fan base.

No offense, but count me out of that fan base :D

i'm grateful for that.

No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game

what a pair we are, Misty and Ginger.

I liked it better when I thought you had a pet named Dick.

And for any smart asses out there, my middle name is RICHARD, not Dick

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Dick

holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.

lol my porn name is Candy West. nice!

Roxanne Ridgewood

not bad..., if I was a girl

today it would be Struttin Bristol...much better

and now introducing.....

six and change productions......



Hunter Tabor!!!

That darn Thebby babe sure knows how to send a thread astray...

Gizmo Cherry

Barnibus Dunham

can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

DING DING DING
folks, we have a winner.

middle name/street name is the correct formulation.

i have no idea where this pet name idea came from. you'd have guys named ginger and girls named bruno if that was true.

-art verdi

That would make mine 'Leigh Richmond'..

Holy SH!t, one of the funniest posts ever, was in tears reading it!

You think that you have it bad, my pet turtle was named for my street. I would be: Elvin Elvin. I couldn't even get a job in gay porn with that name!

Silk Polsin or John Polsin...

Think "John Polsin" just sounds like a bad M'fer...

Scotty Kellogg or Anthony Kellogg

Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.

combining both methods....
captain wayne merravay....

Macarthur Lawrence

Oh I so don't wanna say this, but sometimes you gotta lean in to the inside pitch....

"Queenie Jefferson" :(

Andy Red Wing...

I've never wanted to get my "Red Wings"... at least not in a sexual manner, so I don't wanna know what kind of crazy fetish porn I'd do lol.

By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.

"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!