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Mortimer 11-03-2007 08:44 AM

ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S
 
( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )



While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

I have become TrueSwine to a certain collection of malcontents.




Fine.






I certainly am scum......white/Black trash......and what have you.




I am being skinned dead.








But that's what I get for being Mr. NiceGuy.


I thought everyone should know what a wicked,cruel,vile and digusting dead person I am.







That's all I wanted to say.


But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.

Coach Pants 11-03-2007 08:45 AM

Crinkle





Trash Can

Mortimer 11-03-2007 08:46 AM

Oooooooooo

Mortimer 11-03-2007 01:33 PM

I am continue my fine automatic writing through the useage of GenuineCrazyLady.




Did ya know she touches herself......a lot!!?














Gosh being dead is fun!!

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:53 PM

You can edit me out...but not the full page newspaper ads.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:54 PM

Which will be appearing tomorrow in the 25 largest newspapers in this country.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:55 PM

Big thanks again to GCL's master charge.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:55 PM

You cannot edit the truth.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:57 PM

Oh you can form a lynch mob...and you can go to kangeroo court.




But the truth cannot be muzzled.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:59 PM

America will know.





Civil liberties cannot be stored in baking soda.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 04:36 PM

Here's a glimpse:



You're on a message board.




You want to make a post.






Easy enough so far?






So you pm the moderater and ask for permission.







The deal is if you don't get a "no"...then it's ok.









Not the most challenging concept to grasp....aye?










So you don't get a "no". ...meaning you may make a post.











Golly....a first grader could follow this.









Now you're not at all worried your post may ruffle the feathers of anyone because there's a delay as the mod. inspects it for illegal content.











So you make a post with illegal content.








And....waller....it never sees thelight of day......no harm done......right?














WRONG.














You fucl<ing a s s hole!!











You scum!










You fucl<o!!!













Filthy Swine!!


















See?














Fair?













You be the judge.















A corrupt one.


















Just read your newspapers tomorrow.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:19 PM

I have broken off all communications with the live world.




HA-HA.




I will remain dead as well as persona non grata on a rotating basis.







If ,somehow, a pm should slip through......it will fired upon immediately and thrown into the shredder.







Double HA-HA.











In the meantime I shall continue doing as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:26 PM

It shall now please me to go into the witness protection program for dead rats.




Wait until you hear this.










I PERSONALLY know of...............










...oh darn.








I forgot.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:35 PM

Did ya know I was a pack rat of sorts?




I was.





I have a collection of VERY interesting printed material.

Oh yes.



Material that certain entities would pay a handsome price for.

But maybe it's for sale.





And maybe it isn't.

Maybe it's for reprinting only.








And maybe tomorrows editions of the 25 biggest newspapers in the country just might have some very interesting full page ads.

One thing's for sure.


























OHIO STATE IS STILL GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE IN ALL THE SEC!!!!!!

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:38 PM

Oh.




2 things are for sure.










The second is that I shall continue doing as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:40 PM

I should add I shan't be stopped.






No one may stop me because I won't permit it.





That's because I shall do as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:43 PM

It pleases me to announce I have ,in addition to my fine printed material, I also have an admirable collection of voice recordings.





I may release the voice recordings after tomorrows full page ads come out in the 25 largest American newspapers.









But maybe I won't.









It may not please me tomorrow.


One thing's for sure.












I shall do as I please anytime I wish to.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:47 PM

It pleases me to announce I also have several boxes of video recordings.




Very embarrasssing video recordings.

I'm not saying a word about my plans for these gems.








Simply because I don't wish to.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:54 PM

I wish to make public I have a gaggle of live witnesses to a certain lynch mob mentality which broke out recently.


Very reliable witnesses.



Note the plural form here....as well as the pointedly descriptive....."gaggle."



That means "lots."










I have hidden them in a certan county in a certain state.




Should anyhing happen to my personal self which does not please me.....




...they know what to do.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 12:02 AM

I sniff anger and fear in the air.









Good.














I am pleased.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 12:06 AM

I wish to type that I am weary.





I am pleased to be fetching my zebra and going to sleep......and doing so with a very free and easy conscience.



Very much so.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 12:11 AM

My positive thinking and prayer time:



Thank you God for allowing me to do as I wish anytime I please.Thank you for making me as You did. May the Earth and its Earthlings try to emulate me.

For, as Youknow,Iam good enough......I am smart enough....





....and ,doggone it, people like me.







Well most of them anyway.



There are certain malcontents who do not.


















Too bad.






Amen.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 07:50 AM

What exactly is a fucl<ing a s s hole anyway?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 08:03 AM

I notice my newspaper has no full page ad.



I'll bet GCL's master charge is bad.

That's why I dumped her and now use RileyORiley's body for automatic writing.





And other things which please me.








I don't think fucl<ing a s s hole is ever used as a litreral term.

So what does it mean...exactly?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 08:26 AM

I have done some research myself on the term "fucl<ing as s hole."


I can only conclude it means "friend". I guess its a newly coined phrase.






Will take some time getting use to.


Talk to you later my fucl<ing as s holes.

SentToStud 11-04-2007 08:26 AM

posters flocking here like trained zebras.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 08:28 AM

Hello my fucl<ing as s hole.

I don't care what posters do.



I do as I please.

TheSpyder 11-04-2007 08:38 AM

Does this help
 
[IMG]http://avc.blogs.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/complete_****ing_*******.jpg[/IMG]

Mortimer 11-04-2007 08:38 AM

What is a lynch mob?



What is mass hysteria?




How do you spell hysteria?




Who is Baffert?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
[IMG]http://avc.blogs.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/complete_****ing_*******.jpg[/IMG]



Intriguing...but it's not working for me.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:16 AM

I hope by now everyone...well almost everyone...has received printed material from me via pm.


Please let me know if you did not get yours.







Juicy stuff...aye?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:19 AM

I do not aim to please.





I do as I wish.

I do as I damn well please.

And shall continue to do so.

Payson Dave 11-04-2007 09:21 AM

...G'mornin Morty...how goes things with you??....ya arn't still mad are ya??

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:23 AM

When you all have received your printed material....please discuss it amongst yourselves.





I shall then follow up with back up voice recording evidence.

As it pleases me to do so.

In the meanwhile.....I shall continue to do as I wish....as I please.





No one will interfer with my work.

No one.

It is my will.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
...G'mornin Morty...how goes things with you??....ya arn't still mad are ya??


Oh fifff......of course not.




I mean...ya didn't stone me...did ya?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:24 AM

Oh.


Things are just great.



I am a fucl<ing as shole.......don't ya know.

Payson Dave 11-04-2007 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh.


Things are just great.



I am a fucl<ing as shole.......don't ya know.

wellll....I know that I've been called worse....sticks and stones ya know?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
wellll....I know that I've been called worse....sticks and stones ya know?



Ever hear of mind over matter?

It don't always work.




What's worse than fucl<ing as s hole....by the way?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 10:20 AM

Who is Baffert?




Oh boy.






I mean....what are friends??


They come from every direction...don't they? Big ones, tall ones,skinny ones,small ones, vaporized ones, rainy day ones,fair weather ones............



....and yer good ones---yer loyal ones-----yer ones that are there when needed-----or to ask the grace of a favor----and such. ....but enough about me.





What if you lived in a neighborhood and some friends ....well ya just didn't see too often,but sometimes ya did. There were still friends.


Now some friends had to move...but moved back...and moved again,but moved back,,,,and moved again...and moved back.



There is a point when friends don't like movers...I guess. Because the last time you move back....why some friends ignore you............completely and obviously. They talk among themselves....but not to you.



So when you ask one of them what you did wrong...and they reply..."Oh nothing...I just didn't feel like talking.







Exsqueeze me?????







Didn't I see them talking to other friends?









So this is why I ask...












....who is Baffert?......







......phooey......











....I mean what are friends"?

Mortimer 11-04-2007 10:25 AM

Do friends enjoy mass stonings upon a friend???





Do they take delight in pounding a friend who has done nothing wrong....as in a lynch mob mentality as this friend really isn't of any great value?


What value may one place on a friendship?




What is a friendship?


What is a Canadian Spaceship?


Are they our Canadian friends inside?


What are friends?


Who is Baffert?


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