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Hello


Mommy?


OH!..Hi Morty sweety sugar pie poo!! How are you dear?


Oh..ok....but Mommy I need your help.I have two yo-yo's who can't ignore me and they are calling me bad names.


Well...their Mommies must have been boneheads and not taught them to ignore people that are smarter than they are .By the way...are these two PeeGarden and Dimmy?


Yes Mommy..they are.


Oh just put those two fools on ignore...you must be better than they are.


Thank you Mommy..I will. Oh and Mommy...I have fallen in love with an older woman and


Shut up Morty...good bye.


Bye Mommy.










Nya-nya-ni-na-na...I'm putting you two fools on ignore!

=:>

what a pansy!!

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Hello



Good morning Morty Sweetie Cutie Pie.



Dannie!!



This is your MOTHER .



MOMMY!



Shut up Morty. I called to see if you put that colossal nimrod PeeGarden on ignore.



PeeGarden
This message is hidden because pgardn is on your ignore list.




Good. ..and the other doorknob?




Dimmygirvan
This message is hidden because timmgirvan is on your ignore list.




Fine work.




Thanks Mommy...oh and I wanted to ask you about that lady



Good bye Morty




Bye Mommy

you are an idiot!

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Hello.






Hello.







HE---LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !









ROR!...It must be PeeGarden or Dimmy!...I can't hear a thing.

I hope you have a sock nearby!

I think it's pretty funny you take the time to look up pictures of Brady Quinn.

Actually I was looking for pictures of his horsefaced sister.

Where did you get this picture of my new boyfriend?

That's photoshopped. This is the original...

Ring-ring......





mmYellow.





Morty.






Mommy!






No you fool...this is Sighty-Poo.








Sighty-Poo!!






Just shut up and listen.....do you know how Pillow got my new primary squeeze Iris Of NT Man's photo to look like Fraidy Quinn?






Ah don't know.





Well thanks for nothing.








Oh forget it.

Which one of those 3 is your DAT?

I'm detecting a pattern...

It is kinda funny, actually...

haters will hate

And losers will lose.

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!







It jist don't git no funnier 'in 'at!

ror!!



YES IT DOES!!

!OOOOOOOOOO!

Hossy, you are the John Henry of NT predators. Anybody, any place, any time. I hope that one day there will be a statue of you vaporizing whodey.

Too kind, sir. I

wish there was a horsey that recetly died that I could compare you to, but I already used John Henry and I'm not aware of one that is talented enough.

I liken myself to DowntownDollarBilly.

That would be plenty for me.






I am in your behoovenence.

You have not failed to do so.

And what have you.

OOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


THEBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!








THE INTERNET STUN IS THE GREATEST YOU CAN GET!!!!




















MORTY, YOU ARE STUNNED 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

























!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!















8=============D

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tee-tum-tee-tum







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MORTY!!...I know this is you. I thought I told you not to call me anymore?








But Debbie..







This is THEBBY...you idiot!!










Oh...that's right.




I mean that you said not to call you anymore.

Not that I'm an idiot.













STOP CALLING ME!



Click

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Come on, think of the best response you can farty.................... then have your buddies come to the rescue.

I don't even have to call my Mommy on this one.


I think it's high time.










Iris of NT Man This user is on your Ignore List.

MORTY OOOOOOOOOO MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You do not need to call your mother, but you better call your father!!































or did he disown you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Did I ever say I was outraged????? If a thread has nothing to do with you, is it illegal to chime in Mr. Message Board Police Man???? Don't be a Sally Hoss.

Georgia Tech Notre Dame, Ind. L, 33-3
09/08/07 at Penn State State College, Pa. L, 31-10
09/15/07 at Michigan Ann Arbor, Mich. L, 38-0
09/22/07 vs. Michigan State Notre Dame, Ind. L, 31-14
09/29/07 at Purdue West Lafayette, Ind. L, 33-19
10/06/07 at UCLA Pasadena, Calif. W, 20-6


That's how the "Fighting" Iris' have done to date...please take note ..they did not beat Michigan 13-10.It was juuuuuust a bit off that .


Their remaining shedule:


10/13/07 vs. Boston College Notre Dame, Ind. 3:30 p.m. ET .....ROR!!10/20/07 vs. USC Notre Dame, Ind. 3:30 p.m. ET ....uh....no
11/03/07 vs. Navy Notre Dame, Ind. 2:30 p.m. ET ..........ah don't thank so
11/10/07 vs. Air Force Notre Dame, Ind. 2:30 p.m. ET ......ditto11/17/07 vs. Duke Notre Dame, Ind. 2:30 p.m. ET .....possible 2nd win11/24/07 at Stanford Palo Alto, Calif. TBA ......2-10 at best

Cut himm some slack, he's just probably still reeling from this awesome thread.

Is a schooling still a schooling six months later?

Morton?

yes, yes...


Morton. The layer of Bozone surrounding your head
is increasing to dangerous levels and spreading.
I must ask you to stop typing.

But sir, that will not be possible.
I am unable to control my rol eng on zee flur.

Morton. This is Al Gore. I watch for these kind of things.
As you type, you create dangerous levels of bozone.
This bozone layer created by stupid acts, is not allowing
bright ideas to penetrate into anyone's head.
It is very thick at present.
You must stop. Now. Or.....
We will have to ask
KC and the Sunshine band to do a benefit concert
for awarness... FOR ALL DTer's.

OOOOOOOOO

Morton. Sing with me.

Do a little dance.
Make a little love.

Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.

Now. May God have mercy on your souls.