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Mortimer 10-03-2007 09:55 AM

I Declare A Fun Day
 
Today is a fun day!



No harpoons allowed...everyone be happy!.....don't worry!


Oh come on Suffy!! You get your fine dupa in here and join in!


I KNOW you can do it!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:04 AM

Get in here Sent2Stud...come on big guy!



Have some fun.....tell a joke.....make a wish.

Tell us about losing your bermudas at the track...I mean about going to the track after you came back from Bermuda.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:06 AM

Hey Ryan!

You,too.



Let Suffy's...I mean your hair down and be someone else in this fun day thread!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:08 AM

Uncly Trust!!




Fucl< That New Job!





You Get In Here!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:08 AM

Late Fires!



Where The Fucl< Are Ya!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:09 AM

ZEKEEEEEEEY!!!!!!




POKER HERE!!!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:10 AM

STEVIE HASKINS!!



I see you ,sir!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:13 AM

Diaper ,sir.

You're invited as well...and bring yo HO's!!

SentToStud 10-03-2007 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Get in here Sent2Stud...come on big guy!



Have some fun.....tell a joke.....make a wish.

Tell us about losing your bermudas at the track...I mean about going to the track after you came back from Bermuda.

lol. Never been to Bermuda. I can't get by the idea of suits with short pants. I did however just book r-t air for two to Grand Cayman for about $225. Such a deal. Never been there. Where should we stay?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
lol. Never been to Bermuda. I can't get by the idea of suits with short pants. I did however just book r-t air for two to Grand Cayman for about $225. Such a deal. Never been there. Where should we stay?


Hey!!..that's great! Have fun.


I think you should stay in the Grand Caymans...I mean you're already there anyway...know what ahm sayin'?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:40 AM

ANDREW SIR!


I want you and BrownSugar to get in here and give each other a nice kissy-poo.

You can go further if you so wish.....but let's have a kissy-poo and be nice to each other.You KNOW you both secretly really do admire the other.


You ,too, Dru......................well maybe not.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:44 AM

I also would like to see Hossy and Thebby kiss in here.



Not that they need to make up over anything.

I just think it would be exciting to watch that.



Ah told ya this was going to be a fun day!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:52 AM

Here's another kissing pairing:





Dispencer and Dimmy.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 10:54 AM

DrugS said he would like to perform his sock tricks to DescreetCat clips.



I guess I'll have to allow it.




















BUT BLECH!!

Sightseek 10-03-2007 10:59 AM

Thud!

my miss storm cat 10-03-2007 11:01 AM

I hope that blech wasn't for DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1-N...elated&search=

Pencil me in for the next official HAPPYFUNDAY. I'll pass today.

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 11:03 AM

What in tarnation?

Hickory Hill Hoff 10-03-2007 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Today is a fun day!



No harpoons allowed...everyone be happy!.....don't worry!


Oh come on Suffy!! You get your fine dupa in here and join in!


I KNOW you can do it!


Yesterday was a "fun" day in these parts! :p

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Thud!

HA!



Wait until you see who you're paired with.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I hope that blech wasn't for DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1-N...elated&search=

Pencil me in for the next official HAPPYFUNDAY. I'll pass today.


Number 4 is always a winner.





Oh come on now BrownSugar.

How about just a hug then?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
What in tarnation?


ror!







You will kiss Sighty-poo.


Make her BELIEVE you MEAN it!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You are a VERY bad man. VERY


ror!!

Oh you love it and you know it.


Do ya need instructions here!?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:23 PM

YA adon't have to stick with these pairings...just have fun...that's all you HAVE to do!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:29 PM

Here's a HAPPY SONG!


EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!!!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer



ror!







You will kiss Sighty-poo.


Make her BELIEVE you MEAN it!

Ok I'll make her believe it. One condition...

You have to kiss Suffy-Poo!!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yes please

You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
So you are saying we can mix and match? This could get fun...



Absolutely.


Anyone who has entered here is fair game.










Just leave me alone you swine.



=:>

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.

Which lips are you talking about?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Which lips are you talking about?


Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.

SentToStud 10-03-2007 12:42 PM

The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Buffymommy 10-03-2007 12:42 PM

Ya bored Morty?

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.

Oh well I was mistaken. I'm gonna have to decline the Sighty-Poo offer.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.


Good to see the singularity havig fun.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Ya bored Morty?

MORTE' is never bored!


Here ...have fun....ah wonder if she can cook?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.


Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:51 PM

hmmm..I guess ya could take Hossy's kissing instruction 2 ways.


I meant it in only the most poetic form of mouth to mouth.



Pillow...you are filthy...surely you are.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Now this is so nice to see.


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