So anyways
 

What happened is I had reached my end.

I felt bored...uninspired....unentertaining.



I can't stand that.



So I asked Stevie to get rid of me forever...well he wouldn't do it. Thebby wouldn't even answer me...snot that she is. So Stevie and I bargained back and forth. Can you imagine bargaining to get thrown off a message board?He started with a 3 day vacay and I started with forevah......we agreed on 3 months.

But I missed the great paint sets that are here.


So I asked Stevie to let me back in.




He said Thebby already had done so.




Unbelieveable.




She had written me several times begging me to come back on my own.....but I steadfastly refused.Then to find out she had already activated me...behind my back mind you......well how sneaky is that?





So enough...but I do so look forward to Sufspoon...I mean folk Girl's latest quicky trippy vacay photos.






God I hope she at least fixed her hair.

oh the stories you tell....some whoppers in there sir.

What would I do without you?











I'd certainly like to find out.

I have more.






I use the PhooeyDecimalSystem to catalogue them.

Take another look at my killer countenance,sir.....are you sure you still want to do this thing?

I was only kidding you.












Brother.

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...


phooey



jeez



thud.

!!


I did not kill enough....everyone still quotes him and his dimwitted brother...'nuff.






My weakness is my strength...so you best be fer DEM SHOO about what you think you have discovered.

ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO


I was trying to get you to dart me....you dingbat.

=;>






Hmmm...wooing.




That can be fun!









Are you aware of any erogenous zones upon your person?

Hmmm....I'm marking you down as a "no" for erogenous zones.



Do you have a sweet tooth?

No sweet tooth.





Boy..she must really be fun at parties.

What about flowers...do ya like flowers?

Before I forget...hey Cajunatah.





How 'bout dem fat lizzards!!?

ror!




Oh ...after all...they did get beat by an unranked team.No shame in that.Hey...by golly....good luck next year!!



You go girl!

Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!

!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?

If I find your lost lunch money, I may have to pin it to your ---- so you won't lose it again.


And don't ask Thebby what she likes. Try EVERYTHING! Flowers, candy, money, poetry, zebras, money. Understand?:)

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.:D

THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

I AM impressed. Sixteen years in the Catholic church and I never learned it.





OH MY GOD!!!!! ARE YOU A PRIEST????????????????:eek:


























THUD!

SNARF!





Highly amusing ma'am!









It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...



Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.

My best friend and I used to sit in the pew before we went in and make up what we would say. We were good kids so we didn't have anything to confess. One week I'd say I had fought with my brother and the next she'd take that one and I'd say I fought with my sister. I didn't have to attend Catholic school though. Lucked out there. You?

Me,too....just cathecism.


This is so true:



I told a priest that I ate meat on Friday.


He almost herniated right there in the booth..."WHAT!?...there's a store on every corner...no excuse."




I wanted to tell him..."HEY!....I'm like 7 friggin years old...I ain't got no money...it's my Mom's fault so go yell at her...FOOL!"



But I didn't.

My friend would get so scared she'd cry before going in. I never took it seriously because it didn't make any sense to me. I thought God knew everything you did so why did I need a middleman.

The Catholics had a lot of mind numbing ideas.





That's why I quit.

Hey....great chatting Riley....I have to go now.

I'm a busy bee!

Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister. :D

Woo.

Your Mom is in big trouble.

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder;)

Well...you know ,Sighty-poo,I do have a very sweet and sensitive side.I don't often show it here as I have a reputation to uphold.

Many things I say are for effect or to try and get a reaction out of people.

I piss off people routinely.



But back to the main,important issue.















I forgot what it was.

Talk to you latah.

But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?



Now what do you want!?

Wooing is a horse....or was anyway.

I give up already.







I was only kidding about ice bucket.

HEY!!


HOW ABOUT A FRIGGIN VACAY PARTY FOR SOMEONE!!



Who is soon to go on vacay?

Announce it and where you're going ....and we will make you feel so stupid you won't go.