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Mortimer 09-06-2007 10:20 PM

Say...who is this guy ArgonJim anyways?
 
Anyone?

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:24 PM

Morton is...
 
Morton is...

A pound of Trumpeter beans.

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:25 PM

Morton is...

a B-47 Oltorf

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:25 PM

Morton is...

Warthog afterbirth.

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:27 PM

Morton is...

a defective feminine napkin.

timmgirvan 09-06-2007 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Morton is...

a defective feminine napkin.

Man, you're pullin out all the stops, er,yeah, the stops, he he!

Mortimer 09-06-2007 10:34 PM

rule-eng un ze flour!!!

leff-eng may ess oaf!!!

timmgirvan 09-06-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Roll call...

Peegardn- check
Dimmy- check

waiting on a few others.

Never had a problem with you,Hoss! Morty is an ass,though!

Mortimer 09-06-2007 10:36 PM

Oh Morty's a real dummy all right!

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 10:39 PM

Geuay Saints!!

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 10:44 PM

Can'tCountTo2 made a thread today, Stevie.

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Roll call...

Peegardn- check
Dimmy- check

waiting on a few others.

Hoos has come to Little Joe's defense.
The Ponderosa is saved...

timmgirvan 09-06-2007 10:51 PM

Hoss: a dead predator is just road waste!

SniperSB23 09-06-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh Morty's a real dummy all right!

Try not to insult the dead, frowned upon here.

pgardn 09-06-2007 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Take your pocket protector out of your ass. You might lighten up a bit. Maybe....

Ouch!
You're good.

Is that what the boys back at the Ponderosa say?

timmgirvan 09-06-2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Try not to insult the dead, frowned upon here.

He is not dead, nor has he passed on!

pgardn 09-06-2007 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I defy you to be funny. Just once. Seriously. That picture of you arm wrestling that girl was kind of funny. But for all of the wrong reasons. That's my challenge to you. Be funny.

You would not know funny if it was a parasitic catfish that lodged itself in your rectum.
I'm sorry but you call Tim, Dim?

Hoos you are just so sloooowwwwwww.

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 11:13 PM

You've got a T.G.I Friday's hot wing lodged in ur butt hurrrrrr

pgardn 09-06-2007 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
This is clearly not funny. You are getting boring.

Of course its not funny.
It should hurt like hell.
But then again your proctologist might be your best friend.

Right cross to the small cranium, no standing eight count necessary.
Its over.
Kinda like you said before Einstein.

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 11:16 PM

I'm glad someone besides me is obsessed with Hossy's ass.

paisjpq 09-06-2007 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOOOOOOO

There are no lines no waiting for that one.

FTFY

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Now that was funny. Take notes Peegardn.

He's out of crayons.

timmgirvan 09-06-2007 11:26 PM

Well...it appears that Mr.
Byks' "baby" is going through the 'terrible 2's!
Shame!

pgardn 09-06-2007 11:32 PM

Hasn't this gone on long enough? What else is there to say. I don't like you. You don't like me.

Da Hoos

Apparently there is still alot for you to "say" to me.

Alas there will be no sleep for me tonight knowing
that I am unable to amuse a droning, beef-witted
harpy.

(ie. I dont give a flyin flip if I amuse or not)

Coach Pants 09-06-2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Hasn't this gone on long enough? What else is there to say. I don't like you. You don't like me.

Da Hoos

Apparently there is still alot for you to "say" to me.

Alas there will be no sleep for me tonight knowing
that I am unable to amuse a droning, beef-witted
harpy.

(ie. I dont give a flyin flip if I amuse or not)


pgardn 09-06-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Still not funny.

Damn.

I cant amuse the funny judge.

and with all those credentials...


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