The Flogging of Cryin' Dispencer
 

I have just received a report from an "old friend".


Looks like Dispencer is in full hissy fit.

Attempting to punish Hossy for having the temerity to take my side in the Saratoga Urinal.



He reminds me of De la Hoya and his constant whimpering after every big fight he lost.




Give it up Dispencer....you look like a fool.

Well, he was wrong, and you just look like a douchebag as usual.

rule-eng en leff-eng!!





He wears eyeliner and I'm the whatevah.

I think he has a sign on his back that says" FLOG ME."

OK.

Here we go again Morton.
A thoughtful, respectful person
and you gotta find something to
ruin things. You want a fight over
nothing.

A completely honorable poster and
you try to find something.

Something wrong with that my man.
Breaking instead of building, its too easy.
It takes very little effort and is pointless.
And you are lazy I guess.

Remember Hossy,...the head is the first to go.

Jay, what has Brian ever done besides talk about horses?

Caj, what has Mortimer ever done besides kick ass and take names?

Are you kidding me?





Shirley you jest.

You've been hanging around yon Dillinger too much.

Oh..good one.




Let's see how she handles that fast ball.

Speaking of which,

Hossy, will you please kill that stupid avatar of yours and replace that overrated slowpoke with the peoples horse (I speak of Discreet Cat of course)

I hate Street Sense.

I can no longer disguise the fact that I foster a bias against that lucky, overrated, dog biscuit.

It's ok.

I hate you too Hossy.

I hate Discreet Cat. He's not a has been, he's a never was.

I still love Jazil and Hossy.

I would love Dannie,too, if she would only say she likes me.

Thebby told me that,too.



She's a sucker for Dispencer Floggers.

Truth be told, I'm really the biggest fan Street Sense has.

I did an awesome job of killing this thread!

Shows you who the prettiest really is.

Pretty people do not kill things.

That's why BrownSugar did not kill me.



Isn't Hossy's predator avatar just darling!!?

Actually I deal with a whole lot of people everyday.
(face to face, a completely novel thing for some on this board quite obviously)
People do not run from me like I think I am Godzilla, or a strange mishapen troll.
Not that I am really worried.

So maybe Im not the one that needs to be
looking around for my vanishing neurons.

And dont give me the oh so serious crap.
If you want to beat people down, if thats
how you get your jollies, I'll play.

Hoss. Were you one of the guys in the school
yard that loved to watch the fights, loved to watch
people beat each other up, egged the fight on,
but would never enter a
little scrap on your own?

Cause this stuff is chicken ****.

So proud of you I am.
You follow in the footsteps
of a brave forthright man.

Thats a big responsibility
you are taking on.

Kids at school hate it. You are a kid... predator...I mean.

And you expect me to believe the BS
you write about dog fighting. What a farce.
Dont type with both hands. Quit with the utter BS Mr. Compassion.

You may be able to make muggy faces at hs kids and strike fear into them sir..





...but it won't work here in the wilds.


Woodchucks should stay on the school grounds.

I'm afraid The Gardener is a great example of why men should stay out of the teaching profession.





It turns you into a pu ssy cat.

A mighty stupid one at that.

Thanks for explaining the way the world works Morton.
Im sure your extensive experience from behind the
keyboard has made you a wise worldly man of the people and cyberspace.

crinkle...

And your profession Morton would be...

I think this video sums it up.

you would be singing the national anthem followed by

throwing a bag of doggie poop at an old lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g5y1kQPHlI

One side appreciated and funny.
The other mean spiritited.

So you have detected no hint of anger
from other posters concerning Morton?
It just completely escapes you?

Or you just see it as funny?
Even though Morton knows
he actually upsets people with
personal attacks.