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hi_im_god 08-20-2007 10:59 PM
a bright shiny object
 
i just saw one.

i thought this was the best place to post about it.

















hang on...

















i see another one.
















ooooh!

this one is even shinier.
















time to start a new post!

Mortimer 08-21-2007 08:51 PM
I think it was the quarter I was flipping.

Late Fires 08-22-2007 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I think it was the quarter I was flipping.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD









I MISSED THE SIGNAL?



:mad:

Sightseek 08-22-2007 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD









I MISSED THE SIGNAL?



:mad:
HA, HA, HA!

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD


I MISSED THE SIGNAL?



:mad:


RULE-ENG EN LEFF-ENG!!!!





GOO-FOO!!










ROR!.......Doggone you LateFires!



You certainly did miss the signal..and I was really thinking about that little black waist ribbon being off because in my fine mind I firmly believe the dress would follow.






Oh boy.







I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down and have a jelly donut.



















Ah....bettah!













So anyhooo.......I was really ready for you to fetch that thing LateFires......I wanted to see what Sighty-Poo OH MY GOD I'M REALLY DIZZY NOW!!!











THUD

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
HA, HA, HA!
Hi Sighty-Poo....you know I was...












.......SIGHTY-POO!!??












I MUST HIDE!

Late Fires 08-22-2007 09:18 AM
The Sight that launched a thousand thuds

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
The Sight that launched a thousand thuds

[ ror!...hey...pssst!....if anyone asks if you have seen me....just say no.



I believe I am in large trouble. } ..UPS!!...I mean....]

Late Fires 08-22-2007 09:24 AM
Will do.

What can I do to help? Is it Yep's guys again? Or another Diaper lawsuit?

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Will do.

What can I do to help? Is it Yep's guys again? Or another Diaper lawsuit?

[ Uh..no. Would it shock you to think Sighty-Poo may just be a little cross with my nonsense? You've got to take the fall for this one my good friend.Just admit it was all your fault. ]

Sightseek 08-22-2007 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
[ Uh..no. Would it shock you to think Sighty-Poo may just be a little cross with my nonsense? You've got to take the fall for this one my good friend.Just admit it was all your fault. ]
Sighty-poo can tell when someone is joking...unlike some, oh nevermind...

Late Fires 08-22-2007 09:30 AM
Yes, it would shock me.

I am willing to take the bullet for my board buddies. What do we need, a public apology post claiming responsibility for all nonsense?

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yes, it would shock me.

I am willing to take the bullet for my board buddies. What do we need, a public apology post claiming responsibility for all nonsense?
[ TOO KIND!!


But I believe Sighty-Poo has shown what a fine sporty she is.....what a sensuous femer..UPS!!..I mean sense of humor.I think you and I are ok now. I can come out of my brackets now...I hope. It ain't easy. ] uh-oh....I told you it's not easy.Oh well....give it time. I'm sure I'll get tanner here sooner or later.

Mortimer 08-22-2007 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
Sighty-poo can tell when someone is joking...unlike some, oh nevermind...

ror!

Entirely too kind ma'am....you are a swell bud boardy..I mean board buddy.

Late Fires 08-22-2007 10:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
[ TOO KIND!!


But I believe Sighty-Poo has shown what a fine sporty she is.....what a sensuous femer..UPS!!..I mean sense of humor.I think you and I are ok now. I can come out of my brackets now...I hope. It ain't easy. ] uh-oh....I told you it's not easy.Oh well....give it time. I'm sure I'll get tanner here sooner or later.
Ah, good to hear. The Sighty is truly a bright shiny object. The very opposite of a Weis' noodle, you might say.

Mortimer 08-22-2007 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Ah, good to hear. The Sighty is truly a bright shiny object. The very opposite of a Weis' noodle, you might say.


Oh yes.

You might call her a UFO.




A Ubiquitously Fashionable Odoobaboo.


Oh my....Buckwheat talk happened there .







Anyways.....I am about to leave the premises.

I think I am through here.

By the way.....CarlaHO gave you a thumbs down...sorry to say. It's not you...she doesn't want anyone new over there....especially women.She's such an attention HO.


But give it time.








People do get clipped.

Late Fires 08-22-2007 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh yes.

You might call her a UFO.




A Ubiquitously Fashionable Odoobaboo.


Oh my....Buckwheat talk happened there .







Anyways.....I am about to leave the premises.

I think I am through here.

By the way.....CarlaHO gave you a thumbs down...sorry to say. It's not you...she doesn't want anyone new over there....especially women.She's such an attention HO.


But give it time.








People do get clipped.
I understand. You know where to find me if you ever need anything from a bud boardie.

Mortimer 08-22-2007 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
I understand. You know where to find me if you ever need anything from a bud boardie.
You bet I do LateFires.


By the way...I did catch your closing post in that thread what got vaporized.




It was swell!!

Late Fires 08-22-2007 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
You bet I do LateFires.


By the way...I did catch your closing post in that thread what got vaporized.




It was swell!!
Too kind.

Words cannot express my dissapointment when I returned to find that your Saratoga Urinal had been closed. That had almost as much good material as the petition to allow you into the other rooms.

And boy do I wish I knew the story behind what is going on in the petition right now.

Mortimer 08-22-2007 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Too kind.

Words cannot express my dissapointment when I returned to find that your Saratoga Urinal had been closed. That had almost as much good material as the petition to allow you into the other rooms.

And boy do I wish I knew the story behind what is going on in the petition right now.



It was enjoyable reading...wasn't it? =:>


Ask DilligerHO...he seems to know everything.

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-22-2007 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
It was enjoyable reading...wasn't it? =:>


Ask DilligerHO...he seems to know everything.
easy puto..dellinger is a stand up guy who has a normal life..unlike you sodomites in your dank dungon of self pity..locked up in a cage by the OVERLORD....go make yourself a fryed egg sandwitch mor on..its wheel o fortune time!!!!!!...oh thats right ..no cable...just a dial up stuck in three sections lie of a life....

ror

Mortimer 08-25-2007 12:00 AM
DilligerHO forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead or inside his head by marking with grooves so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.GroovesInsideHisHeadHO is his chief slave. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is MortimerHaters HO Clubs number. The beast's number is 2 dollah...fo long time.



But the beast will be captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the innocuous and boneheaded post you see on his behalf. With this post he deludes those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them will be thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur.( think here in terms of all whiskey being burned up and the money used in their addiction to gambling also burned)

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-25-2007 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
DilligerHO forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead or inside his head by marking with grooves so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.GroovesInsideHisHeadHO is his chief slave. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is MortimerHaters HO Clubs number. The beast's number is 2 dollah...fo long time.



But the beast will be captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the innocuous and boneheaded post you see on his behalf. With this post he deludes those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them will be thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur.( think here in terms of all whiskey being burned up and the money used in their addiction to gambling also burned)
did you have to deficate a great iron maiden song..thats a low blow..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUOpUqni0_g

pgardn 08-25-2007 10:10 AM
The problem is not that this little group can be very funny, but extremely mean. And then pretend like its all funny. The difference is obvious.

Mortimer 08-25-2007 11:29 AM
A dull, gloomy piglet speaks.



Poinknantly.

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-26-2007 09:09 PM
hey bortey.. i mean moorty,, i mean norty.. imean MORTY.. HERES YOUR CROWN KING ..... nothing!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN254...elated&search=

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
hey bortey.. i mean moorty,, i mean norty.. imean MORTY.. HERES YOUR CROWN KING ..... nothing!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN254...elated&search=
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He should be renamed MORTYHOINSIDEMYHEAD.



=:>


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