The Worst Date You've Been On
 

This topic was on the radio...and I know we've all been on a really, really bad date...so who is willing to share theirs? :D

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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.

Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..

Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?

Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?




thud






Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..











double thud!

I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?

So it ended up being her best date ever?








I'm just kidding! You set that one up........

Maybe you can tell me what you mean by bad


lets see there was

1)the one that left the party with someone else
2)the one that turned off the lights and didn't come to the door when I pulled in the driveway.
3)The one that had to be home early to go on another date while she was cheating on her boyfriend.

I guess every other date has been the worst for someone

must be me ;)

Mine isn't going up until...










...oh boy.





Wait a minute.















I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
















....phooey.
















I'm going to hold it...












What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.













Oh my God.












I mean that I was on...the date I mean.














I don't believe this.



















After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!


























I quit....I can't do this.

What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?

Oh never mind.

I'm going to get this right yet.





All I'm trying to say is I just would rather wait unil a few others come.
















Sunnyb!tch!













I can do this .













If just 3 or 4 more would tell about their stories...then I will tell mine....not trying to seem special,but I do like to elevate .........







I like to stand tall.....








Goddammity!!














I know I can do this.











Now I am not trying to say anyone is all wet....











:o













Better put...I am not one to have a swell head....










Is it me?







It's only because I would feel better if a few girls were above my post.











Oh fer the love a mike already!!!








How hard can this be??








I'm going to cry....I really am.











OK..this is it.


It's simple.If a few board boo-bees...




If a few board buddies just stated their story...well I would feel more comfortable at that time in sharing mine.



My story.



With female board buddies........well it could be with any board buddy..as long as it's understood by stories I mean tails......tales.





I think I just came close..........








Fucl<age....can't do it.

LOL!

I give up Sighty-Poo...I am very frustrated.





Why don't you just make the first move?

You know....what I mean is just go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.






This is not happening.






I'm not trying to imply you were ever on a date.


I didn't mean that...I'm sure you were.




On a date.....being on a date.

The date being the act of going somewhere with someone....going...like to dinner.






Oh gosh.






You know.....dinner...eating.....at a place you would............... like the place everyone goes...to eat....dinner.Oh I'm sure they all don't go to the same place,but the resturant thing idea.


Ya!...that's what I mean by date.





So just go ahead without me.





I mean since I can't do it.






The post I mean.







Now wait a minute...just go ahead and don't wait for me...go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.










I don't know...this is impossible.

I'm not typing in here anymore.

your worst date was when your date sprung a leak and you didn't have a patch
:p

why date?

yeah, I usually just stay home and wait for the knock on the door :o

I've done the date with the girl that just broke up with her boyfriend just to have them get back together later route as well. Never a fun time. At least she didn't blow chunks all over my car.

your boyfriend has 4 legs and floats on a raft in a pool? :p

nah...like wingnut I just wait for them to knock on my door.

OK, just to make you happy Morty...

Worst date I've been on was with an Attorney that we did work with. Really good looking, smart and seemed a good catch.

So he emails me and asks if I'd like to go out that Friday. I say yes and we make plans for 6 pm to go to dinner. He calls 5 of 6...is running late.

Two hours later he shows up. We go to a really decent place for dinner and then he starts talking..."me, me, me, I, I, I...." he goes to the bathroom...more conversation "me, me, me, I, I, I" he goes to the bathroom again. I'm thinking the guy is doing lines or something in the bathroom...He comes back, tells me about his workout schedule, all the girls that like him, how smart he is, blah, blah, blah...goes to the bathroom again. WTF? Is all I can think...

So I'm bored silly...we go to a dance club and I'm even more bored. He drops me off and we never date again.

No throw up to clean up like Hossy, but a knife in the eye would have been more delightful than a dinner with that guy....

OOOOH that is sooooo funny.

Well that is bad Sighty-Poo.

Lawyers are swine..they truly are.


They try to tap into their own clients while fleecing them...they really do.

Worthy of a vist to a wiccan for that one.


I think you have the best worst so far Hossy.

I think he should go throw up on her car!

FTFY

So here it is.

I took her to a dance bar...not a CWD place.Winter.....on the way a drunk walking by the roadside fell into a 4 lane blvd...lucky for him cars had time to stop.I saw it going the other way...pulled into the first driveway to go back and save the fools life. I would have done this anyway,but did know this would tally up valuable big strong man points for me.So I did and the guy thinks I'm trying to rob him.I told him I'm trying to keep him from getting killed and would take him home if he had any idea where he lived....but the fool still thinks I want to rob him.So the cops stop.....and ask what's going on. The fool screams out that I'm trying to rob him!

It was tough going at first,but then they could see what condition he was in and checked my car and me out..so that ended that...but it was a good half hour delay and kind of shook her up...in the cold....and the dark.....in a strange neighborhood to her.

So we get there and it goes pretty fine and we leave.We're about anoher 30 minutes from the her place or mine thing when I really did something stupid.



I can't drink much and when I do I get hungry for donuts.So I sked her when spotting a Dunkin' Donuts if she'd like one......but she did say okay. So we did.



5 minutes after sitting down you hear a car pull up quickly and brakes squeal. A guy I swear about 6-6 and 300 pounds slams open the glass door so hard it shatters....then he screams...' Anyone a you in here man enough to take down a Canadian??'...very similar to that. My reaction was to spit out my donut in laughter...I thought it was so funny.He looked at me with crazed eyes....and turned and ran back in the car! I think he realized cops would be there soon.



So we left..she only wanted to go home ..thanked me......and I don't believe she ever left the safety of her apartment again.

I think she figured I was nuts and held the key to all the nutty incidents that one could imagine.

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I can't imagine anyone ever thinking that. :rolleyes:

Dipe..God knows you've always been there for me.




You could give me some credit for laughing in the face of death.

That was pretty funny. By Canadian do you mean what I think you do? We used the same term in college which is pretty funny.

Well I only know it to mean someone from Canada.


But it was true.

Ha........

It was just a druken decision saying yes to a girl who you wouldn't give the time of day to if you were soba. She was hot to drop, don't get me wrong, but she was BORING!

I remember meeting her in a club, she bored the hell out of me when i was drunk........ i agreed to meet her on the Saturday night at her place, but by the time i had recovered and remembered i suddenly came over with an "allergic reaction", i felt bad, but there was no way i was going to get along with her. Better than leading her on for a few days, right?

The funniest date i ever went on was to a club, we had a massive argument and we both left with someone else.

There was a cheerleader who wouldn't date me --- but saw no problem with letting me borrow her shampoo bottle for an after school shower.

All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.

:rolleyes:

He's an attorney. What did you expect? :p

this is fairly personal and may not apply to everyone but i've come up with a list of 3 signs the date isn't going to be what i wanted based on my own experience:

1) starts a fight with a homeless person.

or

2) casually mentions she's still living with ex-husband.

or

3) advises she's never had an orgasm "with a man".

My little brother got married a few weeks ago --- the first time he and his wife ever interacted was in a class called "team sports" --- It was basically like a 2nd gym class, except it had kids ranging from grades 9-to-12.

There was this big orange haired freckled out volleyball player in my grade he was into, so instead of introducing himself to her --- he decided to pull her pants down with most of the class looking on.

She claims she wearing her most embarassing pair of underware. She thought he was a major A-hole for doing it...and ignored him the rest of their time together in school.

A year after he graduated she saw him on his motorcycle without a shirt on, not realizing it was the kid who pulled her pants down.

I guess the moral of the story is --- when it comes right down to it --- pulling there pants down in front of a bunch of other people is a much better idea than using the shampoo bottle they let you borrow as a nut-catcher.

Cute couple, and I like her dress!