I Love You Thread
 

No it's not.












It's the new FUCl< YOU Thread!!!




YAY!!






Fucl< all a ya suns a b!tches!!

ok :)

ror!...UnclyTrust!!


Highly Amusing ma'am!

Did ya know Buckwheat pronounces your name Buggly Buds?







And a fine fucl< you to you.....and you know I mean that.

oooh buggly buds, I like that!!


And a mighty fine fucl< you to you also!

Gosh...thank you so fucl<ing much.


Now give me the insider dope on what went on there last week.

oh Morty, my friend, you wouldnt believe me if I told ya.


It was a great time though, and I confessed my love for you infront of all.



Or going on the theme of this thread, my fucl< for you!

FUCl<IN'-AYE!




But I would also like the dirt.

Give it to me straight....all of it.

Just pm me.




Promise not to tell.

Honest.

On Buckwheat's word of honor.

We had a Toga Party, you no-showed.

This is true.


But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.








So I did!

Well, then FUCl< YOU for that!

whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???


I am so disappointed.

ror!



You jealous fucl<!





Oh forget her political sway if that's what bothers you. Do you realize how much fun it was to drill that little brainiac/vamp?


It's not often you get a chance at a mix such as she offers.

I think you're jealous,too.






;)

And where is my Saratoga Journal...ma'am?

actually, after that description you gave to Sniper, I am jealous.

I think you need to be in Saratoga to have a Journal sir.



If you meant me, then here it is:

Day 1 - 36 :

Woke up way to early. Leave house at 9:10 to get to that track at 9:30. Slave over the sausage grill at Carolina BBQ from 9:30 to 5:30 or 6. Have my customary beer or two near Byk's Cue and watch the final race from Saratoga and a race from Del Mar. Go home at 6:30 or 7. Shower. Drink obscene amounts with Joey and or any other DTer who is there. Some nights go out and check out all the hot filly's around town while getting more hammered.

Go to bed around 1:30 am.

Next day, get up and repeat, rinse and dry.

Liar!

I have to tell you I only like older women.





I am sorry to break this news to you ...but too fucl<in' bad.

Well it beats JoeyTooManyTimes' journal.

Who is going to fucl< me?????



Lindsay Lohan?


:confused:



























:D

haha that is my daily average.... going out with you it is at least 3 am!

that is ok. I am going to my room to cry all day.


this is my last post.

No, that would be BTW. :D

did he give you his autograph?

No, but the gentleman next to us at the bar seemed pretty keen on getting it.

one of the guys at that bar I wanted to punch in the face. I dont remember why, he just looked like he needed it.


how are your back and feet feeling my dear?

100% better. :D

Next trip up, the favor will be returned.

Good job!

Oh fucl< this place.





Bu keep the fucl< you thread going.

is the DT's horse now named Sumwonfucl<syou?

!OOOOOOOOOO!

I would appreciate it very much if ,as a parting gift, everyone here would tell me to go fucl< myself.




Thank you so much.

Go fucl< myself!

We are talking about Condi Rice?

Dude, I wouldn't touch that with Hossy's dick.

OOOOOOOO

although I think you lie....

That was me.

Sorry you resisted your urge.....

I dig tough love.

I have nightmares about Condi Rice and that frozen glaring look of hers.

It's not because of her backwards political views either.

In fact, I'd surely toss Karen Hughes's salad before cuddling with Condi.

And really, if you think about it, tossing Karen salad is only a slightly preferred option over 'Death by Meat-Grinder.'

well for what it's worth I have nightmares about you tossing someone's salad.

You lie!

Ask nicely, and it shall be you.

Although, I do owe Bystander a salad tossing.....

You just might have to settle for sloppy seconds on this one.

jesus I am speechless....