Mundanities
 

Do you enjoy candy cigarettes?



What about Yuhtzee?..I mean Yahtzee?









And what other absolutley sleep inducing banalities do you covet?

racing and flocking....

Uh...if cetain posters don't mind......



..this is for provocative games and personal pleasures enjoyed by the medicore who appreciate the tritefull things in life.

So if you cannot contribute please go to a room of your choice.

I thought I spoke loudly and clearly,



RACING AND FLOCKING.

I have photos of some old cigar wrappers I would like to share with you all a little later..




Should be quite a treat.

Oh boy.








It would appear someone still has an old bone to pick.

But thanks for speaking loudly and clearly.

You're Welcome

How very perfunctory of you....anytime.

Yesterday it was mental anguish, today your hearing is shot. You're falling apart my friend.



I LIKE TO PLAY TRIPLE YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I DO NOT LIKE MONOPOLY.


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????????????????

Yes...you like to lay simple potsies and do not dyke dichotomy.








( ah dunno)

There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your hearing after all.

wax lips

Wasn't that some kind of candy back in the 60's-70's??

OOOOOOOOOO

candy- I'll say real maple sugar. If you've ever had "jack wax", you'll know what I'm saying. If you haven't, that's your loss.

games- checkers, chess, bocci, horseshoes (pitching).

collections- antique fishing lures and racing memorobilia.
If you need a horseshoe, just tell me the name of your favorite horse. You can pm me the name and I'll give you the P O Box to mail your certified check to, s&h extra. I'll mail you a shoe. It might not be from your favorite horse but I can guarantee that it has been worn by one of its equine relatives. It might even bring you good luck.
Get em now, as the supply is limited and this offer will not be repeated.

...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....

I've also got a pretty good deal on pick up sticks. Just pm me with your favorite color and I'll mail one out. Reasonable prices. S+H extra.

now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"

I think it would be fun to play Indian poker via the board.




That's how real men play poker.

Oh well...off to the TopShelfWhiskeyDancers Bar.









I'm excited.

efil a teg ot deen selohssa eseht

Think now NerdyTrailians.....




















...r u done?








I would hope so.

After your thinking time....would you really still want A Ryan ( Mos' Honobur King of Junger) as your defense attorney?????

For those of you not following along at home ( and you know who you are) Mr. Ryan and Darden both have the same I M Pie....I mean I M Pee...




....make that S Pee.

That certainly clarifies!!!
Now, Morty, back to pick up sticks.
I've been working on a very special kind.
They are called "mini" pick up sticks as they're about the same size as toothpicks.
They are 'hand colored" with scented markers so you can hold them to your nose between turns.
And if your teeth need picking, all the better.
These are special order items. Pm for prices. S+H extra.
Ceritified checks only.

McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."

Gosh...have you had training in creative writing?




The way you tailored your sentence and sprinkled in that wonderful visual is truly remarkable.











( And I get confined to quarters.)