Where Is Mommy Dearest?
 

I can think of 10 things.













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10... Quarantine area no longer permits use of computer.



9.....Caught sneeking sealed indictments to GayYachtClubCrowd.



8.....Had to rush DaddyDearest to HomeDepotEmergencyElectronicsRepair.



7.....Having trouble figuring out how to safely use egg beater as surrogate DaddyDearest.



6.....Calling EddebyAbbey to find out.



5.....Thinks CM Oreo is Steve's twin.....typing reems of smut.



4.....Wait until she finds out CM Oreo is actually a Trained Eunuch.



3.....Training woodpeckers to peck in brail so bats can navigate better at night.



2.....Sitting on Printheth Doreens eggs.




1.....:D was crafted in her likeness. Seeking BuckyBeaver advise as how to use to her advantage.

It neeeds more work...aye?

11. Out in the ol barn buffing her horsey

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In your meaning....what does "buffing" mean?

Why making the coat of her horse named Buffy shine of course....or was it her dog that is named Buffy....never mind

MAYBE JUST MAYBE Buffy has to work sometimes... Trials coming up. Glad to see you missed me mortikins and dave.

Horse's name is Buck Naked. Get it right dave or I WILL break out the wire hanger on your ass.

I am chosing to ignore ya'lls crap today. Just online while I eat lunch.

hmmm which mental image to choose



or

Nah, I wear my spurs when I use the whip.

Dave....that 2nd one looks more like....











...oh I best not.

ohhhh ....go ahead.....looks more like who???

Cajun...

With friends like you....I don't need any A Ryans.







This would be life threatening .

God.

I thought maybe ya was gonna say Anti







Just don't be telling me ya were thinkin of thebby now

It's a good thing I can't see those pictures. Just wait until I get home.

Does daddy dearest like that kinda stuff???

Wait until you see your home.

I'll never tell...

What did you do to it? Don't make me mad. :mad:

Geez Morty I wonder what Ms Gator looks like when she gets mad???

ror!!



I think I'm about to find out!

Not me...it was the ParisHiltonFunBunch.


Can't say....but now your neighbors are quite aware how HUGE a TardyJones fan you are.

How did you know Drayson?


Did GPK tell ya?

I think that your pic in the "This Is Me" thread is what gave it away

Ya sure you werent looking at the "This is not me" thread.


I would post some of my dom pic's but I feel Steve would kick me off the board.


Better wait till Sarah's Toga.

gpk said all that stuff you did to him was just to help him with his driver... or maybe it was his putter...

You and buffy should get along great...she apparently uses whips and spurs on daddydearest...

btw, I think some of your dom pics were included in all that smut that Ms Gator was passing around.