I Love Mommy Dear...
 

....ups!!






No I Don't!

thud

SWINE!!!










PHOOEY ON YOU!

Pee Pee Cornflakes again this morning morty?

jeez, I will let daddydearest know that he has nothing to fear from you.

How was China?

Without you and Daddy...










...there would be no DURACELL.

You are jealous!!! See ya do love me...

Mommy wil be appearing in Dino Velvet's new production:





LAST BANGO IN DEAREST

Jealously is an evil thing morty. It makes you do mean things. :mad:

=;>

Call me crazy, but what does that mean morty? Sometimes I don't get your language.

SOMEtimes!!?












:)

Will a bilingual please offer Mommy their services?

Sorry busy at work at the moment morty. Chat with you later.

Can't wait!

Finished one project onto another. Why don't you hold your breath while you wait morty?

r u at liberty to give at least the first names of each project...if not the last?

You can't

Is that a question?

If you want to know, I was doing a fact chronology on a case. Very exciting shiet. :( Now I am going to do some subpoenas for records. What fun I am having.

Phooey to you late fires. What is up with that name?

You're a parabeagle?...I mean legal?

No, it is a statement.

Think British, Morty.

DOUGH!





What a dumb fucl< am I !!!!!!





ROR!!!!



OOOOOOOOOO

Sure you can. It takes a little while to learn mortyese but some of the mortyese to English translations follow:
0=:>
!!= :))
*= /@s&t&#
ror=LMFAO
\\\=??wtf??
crinkle followed by trashcan=self explanatory
peedcornflakes=askbuffy

Right so far, Morty?
Add yer own.....00000

Too kind.

I am a stripper remember....

DTS you are too funny.

MA'AM!


STOP!

Uh..ya got a few wrong.

But stripping makes me wealthy enough to care for my hundreds of children... I have to take care of my babies...

Does the crowd shriek.."LESS!" ....?

Well, correct 'em before it's sent to the publisher.
The whole world awaits, even the British (though I didn't know they could think).

Everyone always wants more morty... Always wants more...

They certainly do!!

There used to be a thread "What do you do?" somewhere on here. It was quite comical. That is where the stripper thing started.

Seriously, yes I am a parabeagle.. oh wait that Buffy is a beagle. I am a paralegal.

more=Liverpool ladies standing in the rain in their little white dresses.
by a hair=how a horse sometimes wins...or what happens when the little white dress shrinks from the rain

A-HAHAHAHAHA


THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!














:rolleyes:

lol.

Mommy..are you very observant?