Shut Up
 

Just all of you...shut up.




Stop posting here...I've had quite enough of almost all of you.

See if you can keep those big mouths of yours shut for just one stinking day.

This means no yapping about stupid sports things having no consequence in anyones miserable lives.

And no more hen clucking about meeting up....anywhere!






I don't think any of ya has the guts nor the will to do it.



But what I will do for you...just so you know I am kind hearted....I will give you the best horse of the day at the track of your choice.





Do you know anyone else who would do that?




No...you don't.


So shut up and ask me.

Who made a pee pee on your cornflakes this morning?

I have a big nose, not a big mouth. Get it right mortikins!

Les Bois Park please.

Very good,sir.





One moment.

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Skirt.








Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.

Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.

But ya know...you could always put PoorboysPlayboy under Skirt.





A-HAHAHAHAHA.








Oh boy.

Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....

Thank you so much.


Don't forget the good luck words to be shouted out at the start of each selected race:









GIDDYUP!!

Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please

Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer! :D

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.

!!



OOOOOOOOOO

Sir...is this a wuffie track?

May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.

I shouldn't have asked....:D

Here you go.

Pick a nice one.

http://guardian.sportinglife.com/GU_...236112,00.html

MA'AM!!


ror!


What the fucl< is that !?




It looks like the DL for 43 Man Squamish!























But let's go with Determined Stanley.




I mean Stand.

Well Morty........

you shall be sent to jail...... Charged with providing false information.





You could have run faster than the horse you selected....... and that was with both of your legs tied up!!!

:D


MMSC, what would your selection have been?

ror!!



That bad...huh?

Well I did not want it...I clearly stated that. My offer was for USA tracks only and the 'fraidy cat didn't want to pick...so I did.



I think it grossly unfair to ask who she would have picked after the race has been run.


I believe that's Snarlin'Jims domain.

Come over to England......... you can get a better grip of the sport over here.................


We have 'ladies days' where the women "dress up", but really it should be called "where the women undress" :D

Really?





My gosh..do you have photos?

How undressed do they dress?

Just get to Aintree in next April for Ladies Day and you will see for yourself..... the racing gets forgotten on that day :cool:

Short white dresses (and it usually rains), the women in Liverpool haven't quite grabbed the concept of underwear ;)

WHAT!!?




















thud

Les Bois
 

Skirl - 5th (Poorboys Playboy won, perhaps the ciphers were confused?)
Azure Illusions - 5th
Courageous Sandee - Won! $3.00 2.20 2.20
Tiger Tale - 2nd $5.60 2.80

We're going to have to do better than that.

The teller was very upset when I tried to place the bet and he got blue dye on his hands. Called me a crazy painter because my clothes were covered with it too.

ror!!


You're not painting a very good picture here!







But what I did was to bury the ZC in 3 other "red herrings".



I mean you have to do some work!







:)

Got it. It was my fault.

Next time we will synchronize.

*note to self, find another bank to make withdrawl from. Last one will not be happy to see me again.*

!!


Here's a bonus:





Box 3/4 in Del Mars first.

The ciphers have done it again!! Boxing 3/4's of the field will no doubt get me a winner.

Oh wait, that's the 3 and 4 only....right, I'm on it.

!!

Perfect! 3+4=7, so the bet really was 7/4 instead of 3/4. I'm getting the hang of this! Didn't pay much, but this game is for the needy, not the greedy.

Well there ya go!



Add the first 2 together.....and then use that resultant sum with the second number...eliminating the first one!









Say....are you ZC trained?

5 lb apprentice in my ZC training.


Thus, the Les Bois debacle. Not quite a jouneyman yet.

I knew it!






You should play poker with CapperZeke.

He's a great fellow.