Male Politicians: wandering wangs
 

So Dollar Bill Clinton has his little problem where his wang gets in his way, blocking his logic pathways. This, along with other little legal problems leads the House to try to impeach him.

So the soon to be leader of the House, Bob Livingston (replacing Gingrich) has to step aside because people find out about his own little cheating problem. So Livingston does not take the position. So in comes a guy named David Vitter to the rescue. You just know he has to be an altar boy, squeeky clean... has to be. They ask Vitter's wife if he were to do what Clinton did what would she do, react more like Hillary, or the famous Mrs. Lorena Bobbit who wacked that thang. She said Mrs. Bobbit.
So now Mr. Vitter has just been implicated in a prostitution ring while helping Rudy Guiliana's campaign... cant wait to see what instrument of removal Mrs. Vitter will use.

It is unbelievable. It does not matter what party you are from. If one is going to take the place of someone else that has been involved in sexual problems, for God's sake take some salt peter or something.

Leads me to believe males just cant keep it in the trousers. If I was told I was replacing a teacher because of the teacher's sexual improprities, I would not take the job if I had done the same thing myself. The power of hormones and bad judgement never ceases to amaze me.

when i saw the headline this a.m. that a 'lawmaker' was on the madams list, i figured it wasn't anyone big, as they didn't name him in the headline. of course being near louisiana, i recognized his name immediately. a laughing snort was next. loved the pic of him with the wedding band showing so well.

what an idiot.

and you know, the guy probably was squeaky clean--til he went up there. it's amazing what that town will do to folks. so many go up there with the best of intentions. something in that potomac water for sure!

As a man you should be entitled to 2 out of marraige affairs per year

What is the rule for married women?

who cares what they do as long as they clean and cook.

what a moron. sermonizing about the sanctity of marriage but then shows up in a madam's black book.

doesn't it seem like most all of the figures who set themselves up to be righteous examples of moral values for us, seem to all in due time have worse foibles than the average joe on the street?

That what strikes me as so incredible. The very people claiming self-righteous piety are the ones who dabble. Very strange. I think this is a requirement for tele-evangelists... Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart... and the list goes on.

You generally dont have to tell someone what you are. Ive always found the people who tell you...Oh Im this, or Im that, are pretty much the opposite.

Fred Garvin For President.

Too true.
Amazing is the report where the "outing" came from...Larry Flynt's investigation for his magazine.

it is ironic, isn't it? any time anyone sets themself up as having great moral character, well--they should practice what they preach. it's always incredible to me when a pol talks about ethics, and they break it, or marriage vows, and they break them....it's also funny to methat so many criticize bill and hill for (gasp) staying married! aren't couples supposed to stay married? used to be you were chastised for divorcing. their marriage may not be what many would want ( i would not!) but if it works for them, who else cares?? i'd imagine they're both pretty honest to the other about why they remained so. if it works for them, great.

larry strikes again.

Yup.
Now I need to do a web search for the Times Picaune (sp) editorial by Vitters, the one where he stated that Clinton should be impeached for lack of "moral character". It's from 98 or 99.

well yeah I agree, I may not care for the Clintons or their politics, but I certainly think that its out of bounds to say anything about their marriage. You're right, despite everything that has gone on they're still married and that shows some level of conviction.

Another point I give to them is that it would seem that despite being in the spotlight and some turmoil, they did a decent job raising Chelsea, who seems to be an upstanding young girl. Not mentioning any names but you can just look around at some of the other examples of politicians kids who have strayed. I don't care who your are or your political view, it is not easy bringing up kids today.

haha, another scoop for Larry.

i remember another one from the moral high ground, Bill Bennett, I think he even wrote a book called The Book Of Virtues. Now for the most part I like the guy and think he quite smart, but then several years ago it came out that he blew like hundreds of thousands of dollars on slot machines. So two things came to mind. One, obviously it was his money to blow but when you are preaching virtue for the masses you might want to make sure your own backyard is clean.

the other thought was from a gamblers perspective. I mean how smart can he be putting that much money into slots? the worst possible gambling endeavor, a sure loser. Of course if he was addicted to horse racing I could have more sympathy.:)

Bill Bennett...well, anyone that would rather feed a one-armed bandit than back a horse shows their "brain power".
Here's the Times-Picayune opinion...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20...nation/3212734

here's this--vitter on clintons impeachment:

http://www.davidcorn.com/archives/20...st_from_vi.php

and vitter came clean because larry flynt was getting ready to 'out' him. way to go larry!!

Oh yes. He can go to counseling and get better.
Same with homosexuals... three weeks of counseling at a good religious institute and they will be just fine. I'm cured, I'm cured, praise the Lord.

Thanks for the little read Z. Crazy stuff.

there's counselling for stupidity??? :p

Too funny!
Seems that both of our links went to the same story in different places.

For those that want to know where I live, all you have to do is drive down an off street, look for the big pile of stones in my front yard.
They're there for anyone that feels the need. But remember before making a selection, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
My guess is that Vitter understands that now.

More Vitter...
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/senator...00010000000001

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070712/...kffkjSnRUE1vAI

larry says more dirty laundry to air soon. oh man, i bet he's having a blast.

and says in the above that vitter is awol, has been for the last few days, missing important votes, etc. what a coward. if what you do is something to be ashamed of, gee--guess you shouldn't have done it!! so, missing votes, etc, because he's too chicken to show himself. great. glad he's doing the work of the people.:rolleyes:

Ahh, my old friend... ;)

Here's Larry's latest comment. "Payback's a b-tch."
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/...backs_a_bitch/

and vitter came clean because larry flynt was getting ready to 'out' him. way to go larry!![/quote]
"marriage is sacred, burn the gays, to hell with them. they are ruining the sanctity of marriage . so are the adulterers. pass a law to ban them all !" "now excuse me while i call my escort service." yeah, a real class guy. and who votes for morons like this? the religiuos morons thats who. kind of says alot about our great citizens.

I don't live in NC, but this one, Rep Almond, must have some 'splainin' to do.
the last sentence says volumes:
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/56796/

Yikes! Today FL Rep. Bob Allen.
Geesh, must be aftertaste from the Foley days.
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/56868/#more

At least he could seek a job in the future from the Catholic Diocese of LA, cause they just settled for $660 million.
Go get 'em Father Bob.

Mr.Vitter finally appeared yesterday on the news with his wife.
What a joke.
Apparently God has forgiven him, so to heck with his constituents. And his wife is very upset b/c if they were any other family there would not be so much media interest...WTF?
They were also very upset when reporters tried to ask questions, guess those reporters were rude thinking they could ask questions in a press conference, and upset the media has been at their church, such invasion of their privacy.....LOL
And Mrs. Vitter has forgiven him so it's nobody's business but theirs. This is the woman who likened herself to Lorraina Bobbit.
Guess she missed the part that she colluded to hide Mr. Vitters solicitation of prostitutes, apparently not illegal for our conservative family value republican senators.
Not a Vitter fan so have been having a really good laugh over this one.
They are also really surprised anyone would ask for his resignation, these are the people who wanted Clinton to resign for a BJ. WTF?
I am one of the unlucky in his district...didn't vote for him, but stuck with him, hopefully not for long.
Lets' see, during Katrina he called FEMA "FEMA Idiots" although I don't disagree with that, the pot shouldn't be calling the kettle black, Vitter Idiot.
Chuckling with every press release.

Wendy Vitter sure looked like she'll do anything to "dress" for her husband's fantasies during her appearance by his side at Tues press conference.
That skin tight dress, the faux animal print, the hair (think colorist on some substance), well Wendy, you put up a good front.
Forgive him? Sure...just make sure he wears a glove on the part that might give you a gift ya never wanted.
And Wendy, my dear, stop looking like a cheap hooker! You really don't have to, at least not in front of all the cameras.

Now...today's news:
July 18, 2007
Flynt Ready to Implicate Another Senator
Larry King interviewed Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt last night on how he linked Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) to an alleged prostitution ring. Flynt now says he's got information linking another U.S. Senator to a sex scandal.
FLYNT: We've got good leads. We've got over 300 initially. And they're down to about 30 now which is solid.

KING: When are you going to print?

FLYNT: Well, the last thing now is we don't know if we want to let it to drip, drip, drip or we want to go with everything at once.

KING: You mean you might release 30 names at once?

FLYNT: A good possibility.

KING: Will we be -- I don't want to get into names yet. Will we be shocked?

FLYNT: Yes.

KING: Were you shocked?

FLYNT: I was shocked, especially at one senator but...

KING: One senator especially?

FLYNT: Yes.


Stay tuned!
Go get 'em, Larry!