Good Morning Sporty Fans
 

This is your day to ask me he best bet at any race track across the country .






Ah cain't make it no simpler 'in 'at.

Mort'e.....
what's your take on who is responsible for Mr.McMahon's limo blowing up on Monday night RAW two weeks ago???



No doubt someone from "another" site had something to do with it!


CRASH!!!!

BURN................................

Mr. Hoff....first it's MORTE'...not MORT'E.I am not a contraction.

Second...normally I would not go off topic.But yes...I saw that . The first thing that hit me is the way he walked. What a gay looking person.

And then my next thought was hoax...but it's wrestling so there you have it.



Do you have a horsey track?

This is quite easy. Let me give you an example.

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Oh Morty-poo....you big strong man ...you. What's your pick for Yervapi today?


Ah yes...Yervapi. Let us se what the ciphers say .









Well it appears to be a tie. Streakin'Kitty and BabySwiss. I don't know if that means they both win or just one.

I guess you have to decide.

Any news on Hippodrome de Trois-Rivières turf sprints?

It's just that easy.

What in the hell is that?

Dear Mighty Morty,

If there is any way possible for you to give me the "cinch" early Daily Double for Colonial this evening, I will be forever grateful.

GPK.





























P.S. If your pick hits, I will loan you Ms. Thebby for a week.
























Just don't tell her.

Only American tracks, I'll choose a different one.

What is your best bet at Yavapai Downs today?

Hello KP.

Can you follow instruction? It's the best bet of the day....singular....nonexotic.







But my suggestion is for you to do a 3/5 for the 1st and 2nd.



ThebbyTwoTimes was rented so many times by me I bought it outright....so don't go trying to fool me.

(Is it me?)

All right Mister.....don't be a funny man. I answered the Yervapi riddle in my example.

who do you like in the 7th at ARAPAHOE PARK today?

Sir Morty,

Calder race winner please. Thank you for adding to my retirement.

What is a good cold DD to play tonight at Fair Meadows

Oh geez. I have no wise guy comment.


This was hard..and I hate to stick you like this ,but it's MissMary'sMusic.If it helps...the ciphers were also strong on Arapahoe Joe and Boiler Bob.


Wait...you said the 7th.

HA!

That's a donkey race!!





But go with the 4.

MeckeMeFree.


Anytime.

You are double dipping.






Go with the 18/39 DD tonight.

You're forgetting... Thebby can't be bought.

Please.


May I remind you all this is for the very best winning bet at any tracks card today.




You're giving me a headache.

Only sold like the rest of us.:D

Again....I thought we were talking about the movie.




















( Honest a God.....is it too early for some here??)

Your private purchaser is asking about the warranty period.










What the fucl< are you doing!!?

Actually, yes. Lo siento, Senor Morte'.

None of your business. I was sold on ebay by Cajun as you may recall. Only the seller gets privy info.:D

So who do you like in the 5th at Calder?

I got a cipher this morning Morte.....the 3rd race @ philly....number 4....

Lies! :)

I was the private purchaser and I have asked no such thing.

I'm so confused! My buyer and seller are the same person??????



I'm going to work now........ See you all later.

To plug you and the CajunCopyMeker in......my warranties extend to all buyers down the line....for the remaining length of the warranty period.





And rereading your private purchsers question it appears he is only interested in the fellatio-poo warranty......which you didn't come with.



HA-HA!.....I love telling them they ain't got no warranty.

MORTY!!!

And I said the best winning bet of the day....I am through with people who cannot read.

ror!!


DO YOU MIND?




I'm taking these in order....hang on a moment.

I purchased you from Morty and then re-sold you on Ebay to make a profit. :D

I think Morte' is confused.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!











YOW!












WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















THUD!

Andrew.....how much money do you have left???

;) ;)

take your sorry ass back to bitter NY....