Huh!?
 

What does a guy have to do to get darted around here??





For the love of mike....dart me already.

Why ya crying today Mortikins?

Steve...give a guy a break already.




I can't help myself. I come here with good intentions...just quick visits,but then I see comments made by True Swine and....... there I go again.


And I will not stand idle to see my good buddies like The Drugster and BTdubya attacked my priests,prinicipals,teachers,volunteer firemen and drug dealers....I mean councilers.

Nor will I listen to hypocrites.



Please...just do it.

God knows I 'd do the same for you.

Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.

Who doesn't? LOL

Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

Oh...calling me a baby is nice?






I guess it is.








I have to use ViagraFalls to strike a normal profile.

Now go back to your Mommy room and pretend your neighbor is that filthy weapon you use.

That should bring UnclyTrust in here.

Did you all see that Kycherub signed up on here?

Have fun with him, Morty. He's entertaining. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

By the way Mortikins, I LOVE the video!

ror!




But I don't get it.


Steve...please. Dart me or it's going to get very nasty around here.......I'm just starting.


You would be doing me a favor.

I would argue that out of all people, she DEFINITELY needs a stiff one. I tell her that all of the time.

O=:>

It's hard to diss you with that adorbale image up there.





Get her over here.....we'll straighten her act out.

Wait a minute.


What does she look like?

Go onto my myspace page and she's on my top 24. She reminds me of Drew Barrymore.

Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

Like I know where your space is.

I'm staying.




ror!...It don't take much.










Thanks my very good friend!

Ixnay on the artday ,Steve.

Behooved, my friend.

Oh...I found it.







How do you find page 24?



And isn't that guy a little old for you??

!!

Oh well.



No live fucl<ing today.







Maybe next time.

Now I know why MommyDearest loves horses.

That's my Pops, silly.

Oh...ror!....my phooey.


Why is he called silly?

THUD

Oh stop it.



In all seriousness I overlooked that loving daughterly smile.

You must be very close to him.

Yes, I love him very much.

He's really getting interested in horseracing too... he's been reading Beyer's first book and is really getting good at handicapping (although he picked C P West in the Belmont.)

I look like this


:eek:

That's great...really.


How about your Mom?

Didn't notice any photos in there.

I'm afraid you are too late.



What do you think of the MommyDearest smut?

Good point... I don't have any of her up on myspace. Heck, I don't have very many on there period. I guess I need to update that stuff.

Close with my Mom too, though. Dad and I are more similar in our behavior and way of thinking. My parents have been divorced since my senior year of high school, but both are remarried and still live around here.

Uh huh.

Ah...well it's very good you are close to both....a very good thing.They have done a fine job raising you.



You will do well...Miss Cajun...you will do very well.

too late?? oh darn, I was hoping for a





















oh nevermind












and which mommydearest smut were you referring to?



Actually, based on today's topics, "reffer"-ing to?

Indebted, Mort. Thank you...

The one in the other thread she started.








Now GO TO BED!

Oh forget it.












But remember it.

oh, the one where she is having an organism?


verrrry funny video. Did you watch it?










why do you want me in bed?

Oh boy.