The "F" Word
 

Ok. I admit tht I've said it. Not for the past two years or so...
At some tense times, I have used the "R" word, and even the "J" one.
I don't like the "N" one, and the "B" one or "C" one, especially when applied to women strike me as degrading, but it's not for me to judge.
Golly, I'm so lame that when I saw somebody type "GFY", I thought it meant "gone fishing, you?". Dang, I didn't catch anything either...oh...then the "S" word...skunked.
This isn't something that will land anybody in the hot place...H-E-double hockey sticks...
I'm not accusing anyone of language that would cause my Aunt Edna to wet her panties or anything. I'm just curious if some that read this little rant have the testicles to admit that they might have said one of these words (first letter only) when a horse they bet got passed within thirty feet of the finish line, or they got cut off by some crazy driver that just past them on the right side, or a bird just dropped a little package on their head while they were eating lunch on the bench down at the park...or...or...
ok...don't confess to me.
As I've already said... I use some of those words at trying times.
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I haven't used any of those words in the past 60 seconds...

I love a couple of those words (and there's a couple I have never and will never say)...according to my mother I am going to hell for my sailor's mouth.

when I lose a close one at the wire I use those words and worse. But i do that at home when no one is around. If i'm with other people I keep it much more tame.

one that i have been using lately is "mother flying f>ck!"
I have no idea where that came from, it just started coming out one day.

I don't recall using the N word since I was a little kid and got my ass whipped for it. Many of the others I generally use in most sentences, frequently all strung together without commas.

Too funny! all you confessors.
I should have mentioned that I said the "O" word earlier today when a fat azz mare stepped on my foot. My fault, not hers.
Lucky I was wearing steel tipped.

oh, just to clarify, i don't use the "c" word or the "n" word. not my style.

what's the "O" word? Oprah?

Jim,
Those are bad ones.
I rarely use the "T" one unless there's a nice pair that needs to be pointed out.

I'm not fond of the "T" word either.

my cursing is generally limited to drivers that upset me, or losing close photos.

Therefore since I play the horses a lot and live in Chicago it means I'm cursing about 18 times a day!

I on the other hand use the c word often and with great pleasure:D

Interesting, maybe I should be using it more myself.

I do believe I dropped the F-bomb a few times on Jon Court the other day (Saturday 6/9) after the 6th at Hollywood.

Not unless you have one yourself. On your own person. ;)

yes, but that could get boring.

30 f*cing minutes ago you could have heard me calling Mike Luzzi and Dale Romans and that FORMER 0 for 14 hanging rat mother f8cking b*stard piece a sh*t Saturday's Cat every f*cking name in the book for costing me the late pick 4

$60 f*cking dollar horse in the first leg and alive to 3 mules in the last leg and them bastards gotta run 2-3-4:mad: :mad:

f*ck me running backwards:mad: :mad:

And Kev, the beauty of the f word is that you would have used it if any of them would have won.


Hell Fukkin yeah ... that's a winner!!

I love screaming it at other women who are clueless behind the wheel. Good shock factor.

you are so f*cking right...

I feel like I have been kicked right in the nuts. Haven't cashed a ticket in 3 weeks and just knew today was the day.

Stay the f--k away from Northfield! I know your pain, but Northfield is the deepest darkest corner of all the ruins. Many have ventured there. None have returned. Colonial Calls.

I enjoy English actors saying to females..."You can't."

Northfield is just little petty bullsh*t. Im talking Belmont today...thought for sure I was home free after the 8th.

I gotta step back and focus on where I am making my mistakes at. I put alot of effort into that sequence last night.

Didn't know you got beat late. Wouldn't have clowned on you if I knew that. Keep banging.

Its okay B. I knew you meant nothing by it. Just frustrating as hell...

Amen...pair it with one of my other favs....'ignorant tw*t' (and that isn't an 'I' that I left off) and you've got yourself a great rant!

yeah...the words you and I exchange sometimes (not towards each other of course) would make many people blush:o

such a bad influence on me...

kiss my arse...it's not like I taught you those words...just taught you how to put them together:D

I am a good student....:o

The only places I find myself cursing are at the track, and on this ****ing board:)
Some days, the track really brings out the worst in ya.

I have little doubt that the Irish (from Ireland) are the most prolific cursers on the planet. My cousins use the F Word to enhance nearly every sentance they speak.

I know it is considered less offensive over there, but still they are unreal...

A few examples;

Grandma, your strawberry shortcake is f*uckin brilliant. Best I ever had.

I have not been to F*ckin church since Uncle Mike married that c*nt from Tipperrary. Beast she is...

Etc, etc... Really quite an art form.

Sh*t is my favorite. Learned it from my Irish mother. It was my little sister's first word. Thankfully everyone else thought she was saying "ship". They kept buying her plastic boats.
As for the others, occasionally the F word (when the car has died for the umpteenth time) but never have used the N word or C word.

C U next Tuesday!


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Wow

You can't.

Good call.

I love the F and C words. They have a nice ring to them. There's another T one that I like to use that I don't think has been mentioned, with the 2nd letter being a w. Never use N though, that's not a nice one at all.

What about the French here?





Does anyone say coke socare?