To all the members who came to Belmont today
 

Thanks for a great time. To those that I met for the first time today, it was great to meet you and to those that I had before, good to see you again.

See you all at Saratoga opening weekend.

I'm sorry to have missed everyone except Byalip and her handsome hubby (lovely meeting you!). I wandered the paddock, but for all that attendance was down, the paddock area still seemed pretty crowded to me and I couldn't see anyone.

It didn't stop a really nasty man, whose teeth were so thick with gunk that for a moment I thought he was wearing braces from hitting on me, though. I could have lived without that. Why me, God? Why me?

Jeez, I'm sorry.. I thought you had been giving me signs..

:eek: :eek:


lol

It's the price you pay for being a hottie! :) Did ya get some pics?

I echo those sentiments :)

I think three of you might have made up one of him, Ateam.

Funny, Buffy, funny- if I actually was a hottie, he would have been too intimidated to talk to me and I could have avoided the whole situtation. Again, I say, why God? Why me?

Yes, I got some pics. I'll try to post them over the next week as I find time. I had great seats- front row, section closest to the finish line, three seats in. I was so annoyed to have forked out the $$$ for reserved seats and then to not have a Triple Crown on the line (after Smarty I can't do another day of being jammed up against the fence for two hours before the race so I take the gamble and buy seats), but surprise! It turned out to be a good thing after all. :)

I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult.

Unless I am mistaken and you are a bona-fide member of the Lollipop Guild, I think you get my drift. And if you are, then I should have said twelve of you would have made up one of my rude "admirer."

I get your drift. But only after Googling "Lollipop Guild." It's been a while since I've seen that movie.

My feelings exactly. The paddock group was excellent all day..minus the gal in the purple dress that rode up her crotch...... First drinks at Siro's on me come Saratoga.............

i missed his crude comments.

i really hate when that happens. can you provide a link?































good luck with the chuck norris impersonator career.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw the purplish dress lady.

Yeah, I hate it when Morty calls her "another juiced up, overrated Frankel filly"

But now the song's stuck in your head, isn't it? :)

Excellent material.

Fine work.

I would like to say this fine poster has not missed Saratoga in the last 7 years.I have never made my presence known,but this year may be different.



As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

Dragon will be very excited.

!!

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

May I remind you of David vs Goliath?





I am a highly trained killing machine.

Also skilled in very skilled dirty tactics.







They don't call me Dirty Morty fer nuthin'.









Whch reminds me of something else.













I have forgotten whether I have 1 felony rap ...or two.


So it looks as though Diaper has a question to ask himself.


And that is:









































Do ah feel lucky?
























Well.





















Do ya?






























Diaper?

Most fine work there Morty!!

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

behooved and befitted


OOOOOOOOOO

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

Sorry, Mort. I feel like a fata$$ now. I'm 5'6" and 130. I need to eat less. :(

I would think those to be admirable girly dimensions.



Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....


...I didn't mean that.




I think a this is my mass thread needs to be started.

LOL!!! :eek:

Thanks, Morty... I guess I can't complain in that department. Ha!

Agree, you look FINE, Cajun.

Wow...20% huh...no wonder AntiLust had her hands full.:p

Thank you. :o

Oh boy.

OOOOOOOOOO

and we're wild????

the Florida girls win by TKO.

I'm off to the farmers market to shop for melons.

There seems to be some miscommunication here......I think.




I meant nose weight.


That's why I said "I didn't mean that."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!

5 grand will solve that problem. You want to lend it to me?

Sure Cajun,
As long as I cash big on Dyslexic. Where is that one running?