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intense 05-29-2007 10:24 PM

best race ive ever seen...
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eAh...2D264035%2Ephp

docicu3 05-29-2007 10:31 PM

Was there prize money offered here for these women to do this??

jman5581 05-29-2007 10:33 PM

c'mon, that had to be staged... but she did look kinda embarrassed.

The Indomitable DrugS 05-29-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docicu3
Was there prize money offered here for these women to do this??

Not money....but as for prizes....Yes,

The winner got to go out on a date with me.

philcski 05-29-2007 10:35 PM

Now THAT is a racetrack promotion I can get into!

Coach Pants 05-29-2007 10:36 PM

Last years winner had a better beyer.

The Indomitable DrugS 05-29-2007 10:37 PM

Sorry Philcski,

Men are excluded from participation in 'The win a date with DrugS bikini race.'

philcski 05-29-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Sorry Philcski,

Men are excluded from participation in 'The win a date with DrugS bikini races.'

I don't want to participate, but will you give me 2-1 on the one that fell down next out?

I think with some long works in some "draw reins" she could go the distance ;)

whodey17 05-29-2007 10:46 PM

I think she flipped her palate.

Coach Pants 05-29-2007 10:49 PM

She was previously trained by Kristen Mulhall. After the race she was claimed by Hall of Fame Trainer Ron McAnally.

ArlJim78 05-29-2007 10:55 PM

worst pop and stop i've ever seen.

MISTERGEE 05-29-2007 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intense

thank you, thank you, thank you

pgardn 05-29-2007 11:06 PM

A wedgie and sand up the crack.
Thats my call on the leader that faded...badly.

Down goes Frazier.
Down goes Frazier.

The legs turned to jello. Those girls have now experienced a short 400 meter race. The quad crusher. Good form for the dropper, we need some work on endurance.

Interesting video. I would like to see a Sumo run so the girls can laugh at the fat men. Or just pick some hefty guys out of the crowd. Running has my respect. It is damn hard. So next time you find yourself screaming at a horse to quit hanging, go out and run about 10 - 400 meter repeats. You might understand what hanging really means to some horses.

"I am dead tired an my legs feel like lead."

docicu3 05-29-2007 11:44 PM

Word is the #1 was found to have a previously unrecognized compound fracture of the distal "ego" and sadly was euthanized in the early morning when it was discovered that her injuries would stop her from going all the way in the future.....she retired a maiden which is a better than a gelding at any time.....

Indian Charlie 05-30-2007 12:31 AM

I think the one that was in front needs to relax a bit and rate on the lead.

With that in mind, I would suggest removing the blinkers.

letswastemoney 05-30-2007 02:47 AM

So it is true about cushion track favoring closers and stalkers!!

robfla 05-30-2007 06:07 AM

This just in.....

GUESS WHO HER TRAINER IS???? OMG!!! AMAZING!!!

http://tinyurl.com/yrqjpx

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-30-2007 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Last years winner had a better beyer.

They ALL looked to have good Beyers to me! :D

pmayjr 05-30-2007 07:26 AM

That was so funny, I had to post it on myspace.

brianwspencer 05-30-2007 08:25 AM

And yet another straight exacta down the drain just yards from the wire....

miraja2 05-30-2007 09:10 AM

The 1989 Preakness is no longer the greatest race I have ever seen.

The Bid 05-30-2007 10:46 AM

Seattle must have bet on her, not many could stop one just yards from the wire.

MaTH716 05-30-2007 10:49 AM

I heard that she bled in the stretch. Look for 1st time Kotex, I mean Lasix next time out.

Antitrust32 05-30-2007 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
I heard that she bled in the stretch. Look for 1st time Kotex, I mean Lasix next time out.

lmao!

Buffymommy 05-30-2007 12:35 PM

You guys are a bunch of pervs!!! :p


Seriously, that video was too funny!

ArlJim78 05-30-2007 12:40 PM

i missed the very end. Was she vanned off?

Buffymommy 05-30-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
i missed the very end. Was she vanned off?


I wonder if she had to be put down?

Coach Pants 05-30-2007 01:06 PM

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like


































this...



Buffymommy 05-30-2007 01:07 PM

Pillow,

What the frick movie or TV show is that from?

Coach Pants 05-30-2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Pillow,

What the frick movie or TV show is that from?

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Buffymommy 05-30-2007 01:15 PM

jman,

Makes it hard to ignore him when you quote him. Please stop. He doesn't like me and I don't like him. Yet he does love to reply to my posts even when I am not speaking to him and yet he always seems to want my attention. I wonder why?

Antitrust32 05-30-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
jman,

Makes it hard to ignore him when you quote him. Please stop. He doesn't like me and I don't like him. Yet he does love to reply to my posts even when I am not speaking to him and yet he always seems to want my attention. I wonder why?


Cause he wants to be your tractor baby!

Buffymommy 05-30-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Cause he wants to be your tractor baby!


I prefer 4 wheelers. :D

Coach Pants 05-30-2007 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5kFrCINpl8

Mortimer 05-30-2007 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO


Oh geez.








rule-eng un ze flour!!!



leff-eng may ess oaf!!!

jman5581 05-30-2007 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh geez.








rule-eng un ze flour!!!



leff-eng may ess oaf!!!


ME TOO!!!!!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

paisjpq 05-30-2007 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
jman,

Makes it hard to ignore him when you quote him. Please stop. He doesn't like me and I don't like him. Yet he does love to reply to my posts even when I am not speaking to him and yet he always seems to want my attention. I wonder why?

this is distorting the truth a bit don't you think....yes he does try to get you going....but by YOUR response "he wishes obviously" you can hardly claim to be ignoring anyone.

I have deleted the posts, but seriously, BOTH of you need to stop this.

Buffymommy 05-30-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
this is distorting the truth a bit don't you think....yes he does try to get you going....but by YOUR response "he wishes obviously" and can hardly claim to be ignoring anyone.

I have deleted the posts, but seriously, BOTH of you need to stop this.


But he started it.... :mad: :D

Just kidding.

paisjpq 05-30-2007 01:39 PM

frankly I don't give a sh*t who started it...I get tired of being the one who has to finish it.

Mortimer 05-30-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
this is distorting the truth a bit don't you think....yes he does try to get you going....but by YOUR response "he wishes obviously" and can hardly claim to be ignoring anyone.

I have deleted the posts, but seriously, BOTH of you need to stop this.


Thank you Thebby.

She is a nasty lady.



And I agree...that very bad man (JMan) should be scolded as well.


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