This Is This
 

NO DART GUNS ALLOWED.






You may feel free to perform friendly kidding in any manner you wish.

I will not proclaim to be your friend and then yell at you.

Oh no.





I am a TRAINED aesthetic.

I will be there for you.

I am your friend.

So good...




...it needs repeating.


Kindness will be returned to the planet.

Think of this as a forest hospital........if you seek repair.....I will be there.

One more thread like this we will need a trained anesthetic.

I am your friend ....I will not harm you.

Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.

Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?

Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.
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Whsikey sometimes can be your friend as well.



I will do my best,but an addrress is required.

Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?
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Friend Dave Brayson!!


Great typing you again sir. Your presence is sorely needed here.The board needs the exuberance of your youth and wisdom and the ladies adore those dimples of yours....I know.


I look forward to more of your posts toasties...I really do.

Aww shucks you are jest sayin that to make me smile...









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thud

btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...

ror!!

You can do that here....and no one will call you a flopper.

btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Oh she does that to everyone...not to worry.


Perhaps DebODeb will pick you up.

=;>

Not in my job description. Sorry.

Then again..perhaps it's not in her job description.



Sorry.








Why does that sound familiar???


Oh never mind.

BiSlander won't fail you Dave!

Does anyone else notice an echo in here??????

Why yes...


...I think there is. I thought it was just me.





But as you know...we are all friends in here. It's getting too violent for me in that Ohio Derby thread.I hate to say that,but it's true.




It's great having you here.

Dave?

Don't post and run .




BiALip is also a very nice poster. I'm sure she will stop by and wll be quite unlike the narcistic Thebby and DebODeb.

Perhaps even SnowDrop...she seems very tame and I'll bet you would get along famously.





But you may have to settle for CajunFreighter.

I was just kidding.











Boy.

Morty you little rascal you...how is the poetry exchange with you and Miss Warm Hat going???


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or is it with Why Kiss a Dorm Rat

Dave!!



All righty then!



It's been a tough day here at the office...where have you been? And ya got me on MissWarmHat.


I feel stupid....who would that be?

Morty...I got lost in dem damn snowy woods again...all dem footprints ya know....anyway wern't you and the My Miss Storm Cat getting along so swell on some other thread??

rule-eng un ze flour!!!




I can't believe I missed that......ten pies:

OOOOOOOOOO





Anyhoo...not no more.

She has become as moody as Thebby.

And she has dart guns over there!




Oh she's nice enough,but is very territorial.

Don't say ANYTHING crossways about SnowShoes....whatever ya do.

Actually I should have said she's more than nice enough...very,very nice.





But be careful on who you say what to.

Wimmen...ya cant' live with em and dey can't live without ya....or something like that

Catch ya later I gotta go pickup a grey flannel suit from the dry cleaners...

thebby is NOT phucking moody...FYI she is stressed out. PM me if you want the gory details mortimer.

Oh that was good.

I stilll think we should demand our ribs back.

!!

Uh oh.








If MyKittyKat is not having a good day either I may not survive the week.

Theb,
I got just the pill for ya... take two of these with alcohol.

The topics are:



This is me


Cranes and Meeting Rooms


Things I stick in myself


MommyDearest Expungers


Thudding for Thebby







Now all we need are some players.

I'll take This Is Me for $200

Very good player....you have chosen The Fly for 500.



Your question:




In the this is me thread.......name the this is me-er most resembling The Fly.

If he says Cajungator, I'm pulling out the dart gun. :p

I'm sorry player...this is not a telethon. W don't have all day here.


I'm deducting 500 from you.





I'd go to the next player.......but there aren't any.

I may decide to become a Canadian weatherman.

Ah.

Miss Hilton.


Would you like to select a topic?

I'll go with "This is me" for $400 please.

James Mason...put away that flask.

NO drinking on this program.

I'll play it safe ....she has been banned...:)

You didn't say "....Alex,please."


I'm deducting 200.








So you have selected Battle Hardened Wenches for 200.



Your question:






MommyDearests favorits are Trashmen or Milkmen?