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Mortimer 05-26-2007 08:40 AM

Nba Coaches Meeting
 
There will be an NBA caoches meeting here Monday morning to hack each other up over the Cleveland/Detroit game.

No assistant coaches allowed...you must be a full blooded head coach.




MainCourses lunch will be served at 12.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 08:52 AM

Fucl<age.





I forgot Monday is Memorial Day.

NO meeting.

No one will do anything expect remember all those before and all those now.



Tomorrow is very special as well so the game is also cancelled.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 09:27 AM

In fact...it is so fucl<in' aye special that I will no longer be a present after tomorrow...........................I mean present after tomorrow.




It's been swell.

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 09:40 AM

oh shut up yes you will

Mortimer 05-26-2007 10:12 AM

Thank you AuntyTrust.

And me I say fucl< you as well?



I knew I could.






Too kind of you,but as my good friend BiSlander well knows..... I am not a BIG LIAH.


I must leave you and the others to the Trained and the Untrained Seals.

But after one final appearance tomorrow for my wonderful fans who never send me even a stinkin' pm of thanks....I will be el gone-o.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 10:26 AM

Hossy....ya big fucl<o ...you.




You do and I will kill you.








Now you KNOW that.

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 10:33 AM

PM of thanks biotch!


=;>

Mortimer 05-26-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
PM of thanks biotch!


=;>



ror!


He es ze coke socare.....noo?






( ) )

paisjpq 05-26-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ror!


He es ze coke socare.....noo?






( ) )

HOSSY?????

you better not be talkin bout Hossy....I'll send you an exploding email myself.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
HOSSY?????

you better not be talkin bout Hossy....I'll send you an exploding email myself.



GOO-FOO!




I was talking about AT.....I think he knows it's mahnly-mahn kidding.

At least I hope so.










r u saying you like Hossy better than me???????

Mortimer 05-26-2007 02:41 PM

I guess she does.







I'm going to commit suicide again.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 04:51 PM

Hossy -sucking- on- end -of- DirtyHarry- 44.jpeg

Mortimer 05-26-2007 04:52 PM

Use yer friggin' imaginations.

paisjpq 05-26-2007 04:55 PM

you boys play nice.

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:07 PM

she called me a coke sucher.

and I'm not a man! Just cause I know more about sports than you... woman!

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:08 PM

=;>

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
you boys play nice.


I did say 44...the gun.


Must I always spell it out?

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
HOSSY?????

you better not be talkin bout Hossy....I'll send you an exploding email myself.


oh i c thebby, dont stick up 4 me

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Morty, I cannot believe you called me a c*cksucker. Not very nice. I'd post your phone number, but I don't think anyone wants it. One more thing. Lebron's overrated.


I did not call you a seersucker!


And it's obvious you are Thebby's pet so what difference doe sit make?


It's good to hear someone else say thekingchosenoneinternationalicon is overrated.






Apparently so is my phone number.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh i c thebby, dont stick up 4 me


Let's get this settled...in your this is me or who is this thread...whichever....you said you looked like men.




So what the fucl< are ya!!?



ror!

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
she called me a coke sucher.

and I'm not a man! Just cause I know more about sports than you... woman!


Ya don't know nuttin"




Ya don't know as little as MainCourse!

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:36 PM

i am i liger

half lion half tiger.

what are you?

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Ya don't know nuttin"




Ya don't know as little as MainCourse!


i dont know nuttin cause i do know everything of course

i do not however, have a zodiac cipher, so i guess i am useless

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Your phone number isn't overated, as I just posted it on ESPN. They loved it. Lebron is though.

Oh....I hear a ringy dingy.....one moment.







Hello?







Who is this?









Well how the fucl< should I know!!?









Sorry....it was Folicle I think.




And will you get it through your thin skull I agree with you about James .

Antitrust32 05-26-2007 06:39 PM

piece owt

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
i am i liger

half lion half tiger.

what are you?


So you're a BIG LIGAH.


Full blooded head in a lab with tubes running in and out.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
piece owt


So when you have to whizz......is it MEN or WOMEN ya go to?




( I think this is Pat.)

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
i dont know nuttin cause i do know everything of course

i do not however, have a zodiac cipher, so i guess i am useless


Cajun is hungry.


Give her some Keebels N' Bits.

Wear goves.








SHE BITES!

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
This is certainly worty of a pie or 2.

The name is FoxWORTHY...not FoxWORTY.




What a dumb a s s .

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:49 PM

Aye woand-air where ze deck noose want tooooo?

Mortimer 05-26-2007 06:57 PM

I require more attention.





Someone say.........check that......someone just make a post here.

Mortimer 05-26-2007 07:21 PM

Read correctly it says.....Fucl< yourself go.


What...are ya dyslexic?






All I want to settle is whether Pat is a man or a woman.

I would feel bad about calling a woman ...."ze coke socare."





























No I wouldn't.



Does this make me bad?

Mortimer 05-26-2007 07:27 PM

Well I guess I got my answer.










Brother...I was just kidding.

Talk about your sourpusses.

I'm glad I am leaving.










I mean......why bother?



I hope I get more glucose fed into me tonight.I could sure use it.


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