Thebbing Beauty
 

Let's post words of admiration for the best doggone horsey board screaming wench moderater in the whole,wide world.




I LLLLLIKE the swarthy little snot face

on the phone with Thebby now....she loves all 3 of her fans, although she is still threatening a "this is my last post thread"

I've written Thebby a song.



It's called...THEBBY.







I begin :








THEBBYETHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEEEEEEEEBBY YYYYYYY



THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY



THEEEEEEEEEEEBBYYYYYYYYYYY




THEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBBYTHEBBYTHEBBBYTHEBBY









THEB----BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!



















MORTE'

is it to the same beat as Pheobe's "Smelly Cat" from friends?

Boneheads.

I'm working with Boneheads.





It's done to the tune of Torch Song by the Todd Rundgren.

sh*t.....that was my second guess.





























I have much to learn.

Oh my morte, is like a red red rose.....


on second thought, he is like a super-size bowl of cake batter ice cream from cold stone creamery....


or the sweet sound of raindrops in a time of extreme drought....


I LIIIIKE the trouble making bastard.





thud.

Oh MY.....

note to Thebby....we must not visit Stone Cold together......too many pounds will be gained...

MORTY

I swoon....


and then....well.....I



Thud

;->

--------------------

Good!

OOOOOOOOOO

Reading posts while walking down the stairs is a very bad idea.









thud






thud




thud



thud
thud
thud
thud
thud
thud






wobble.....wobble.....wobble...wobble..wobble.wobb lewobblewobblewobblewobble...







....plink.

reading posts while walking down the stairs AND drinking at the same time is a poor choice as well......































very poor choice...........


























ouch

Flowers for my sweet:








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I was quite impressed by the song. The redundancy of lyrics suggest a vice-like crush.

And it takes some effort to color astericks with the entire pallate available. There is clearly effort wooing going on here.
The arrangement of the astericks could be worked on a bit. But by golly he is trying.

Oh boy.

Love notes commentary.



BLECH!






Write something nice about Thebby.

Mornin Theb....


"something nice about Thebby"


Morty requested that

Oh my God.

That's funny...I don't recall asking you to recite.






Maybe I should start calling you Da SnortKing.

So.....question:
Are Morty and Thebee gonna show up on "Dancin' with the Stars" so we can watch em trip each other?







Hee Lair E US!

I pray my sweet returns today.

Extry prayers may be in order.

I may have to call in a shaman.

Hossy.....where are you?



I need your e-mailing powers.

kissy-poo morte....I'm around



sort-of

There is nothing like a Thebby kissy-poo.

I am so full of run you are back.




But I detect a heavy load......tell Mortykins what ails you my beauty.

runs perhaps...

Baby diapers or adult?
































Splat!

OOOOOOOOOO

There is no bottom for some people.


Filthy and vomitous.





Meanwhile Thebby is in pain and no one is concerned except me...the loyal servent.


I wish her only well in this rite of passage she nows is dealing with.

[quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]There is no bottom for some people.


Filthy and vomitous.

QUOTE]


pun intended?

















splat!

Their are no puns here.

Please refrain from anything not Thebby related.




I fear she is not doing well.

I will no longer be happy until I know she is happy.



=:<

My paint brush weeps 'till she doeth..I mean does return.





/`',

whole lotta thuddin goin on....

I don't know about Danzig because I don't remember him...but would True Swine at least stop mukking up this thread for Thebby?

love you morte...


and I'm fine,
though my day got a whole lot worse learning about the death of Itty Bitty Pretty,.