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TheSpyder 05-16-2007 04:17 PM

Hank Goldberg - Preakness Draw
 
That guy is toast and toasted. He cannot even complete a sentence. I heard he drinks but come on, he really seems wasted. Also looks like he's lost a lot of weight. I think I could do better i.e. hold my drinks and say something coherent.

Spyder

hurricanefrank 05-16-2007 04:28 PM

The Hammer
 
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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
That guy is toast and toasted. He cannot even complete a sentence. I heard he drinks but come on, he really seems wasted. Also looks like he's lost a lot of weight. I think I could do better i.e. hold my drinks and say something coherent.

Spyder

Didn't see the post draw but now wish I did. I've often wondered how the guy gets TV gigs let alone how he keeps them.

lemondropkid1 05-16-2007 04:41 PM

Everytime I see him on a telecast, I swear he's drunk or darn near. Does he not realize that he sounds like an idiot?

tycharles01 05-16-2007 04:46 PM

Best part was he could not remember the quote and then when went to look for it could not find the paper


:confused:

saratoga guy 05-16-2007 05:22 PM

I just said this on another forum -- I'm not sure why people keep accusing him of being "drunk".

I think he is just not well-suited to live interviews. And so I'm not sure why they keep putting him into a situation he's clearly not comfortable with.

Live TV just doesn't seem to be his cup of tea.

PeteMugg 05-16-2007 05:27 PM

He's never been very good, but he seems far worse this year. I was wondering if he has had some health issues, can't seem to string anything together.

TheSpyder 05-16-2007 05:55 PM

and of he's not good on live TV what TV is he suited for?

Merlinsky 05-16-2007 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
and of he's not good on live TV what TV is he suited for?

Taped radio pieces?

I was gonna say I don't think he's drunk but they do call him "Hammerin' Hank" don't they? hmmm... Nah I think he's so nervous in front of a live broadcast that he holds his breath. If you watch, it's like he forgets to breathe and every so often his body tries to make him breathe whether he likes it or not. The nerves mess with his articulation I'm sure.

Danzig 05-16-2007 08:05 PM

you'd think they would work with the guy, if they want him on tv, least they could do is make him somewhat comfortable.

sumitas 05-16-2007 08:12 PM

that's his style...personally, i like a unique personality on air...i don't crave for slick media types out of cookie cutter molds...don't you all see enough pretty talking heads all day long on tv ever day allready ? geesh.

Danzig 05-16-2007 08:15 PM

he doesn't have to be pretty! looks don't mean squat. i just wish he wasn't so unsettling to watch, how can you focus on what he's saying?

JDank34 05-16-2007 09:59 PM

at least it is always "interesting" when HAMMERED HANK goes on the air:D

brianwspencer 05-16-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sumitas
that's his style...personally, i like a unique personality on air...i don't crave for slick media types out of cookie cutter molds...don't you all see enough pretty talking heads all day long on tv ever day allready ? geesh.

But Jeneane Edwards is about the best "live" interviewer on television, if you ask me. She's cookie cutter in the sense that she's wildly poised at all times, but she provides a great interview. I can't think of anyone else I want to see more on a horse racing telecast, and that includes one of my favorites Kenny Mayne.

easy goer 05-16-2007 11:16 PM

Lay off. He may really be suffering from something bad. I noticed the memory thing on another show, perhaps it was last years, Derby cant recall, seen so many old videos. He was supposed to be giving his exotic picks and then he couldnt remember and then it was obvious he was using cue cards and then he just laughed it off. I like him, it's obvious he's not good in front of live camera hope he gets healthier.

hi_im_god 05-17-2007 12:21 AM

he has something on abc. photo's of the ceo in bed with a sheep, a way to get straight men to watch ugly betty...maybe he's the only one who knows what the f is going on with lost.

let me get this right...i need a computer to watch blackthroat but hank goldberg's giant noggin is taking up 3/4 of my 46" hd every time espn broadcasts a race?

it's not that i'm against giant heads. i like madden. i just want them to spit out something intelligble w/o sweating so much i need a shower.

The Bid 05-17-2007 07:02 AM

Please "Hammer" dont hurt em'

Hes the worlds worst, painful to watch. Maybe the reason hes so uncomfortable is because he doesnt have a clue what hes talking about and its all scripted

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2007 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
But Jeneane Edwards is about the best "live" interviewer on television, if you ask me. She's cookie cutter in the sense that she's wildly poised at all times, but she provides a great interview. I can't think of anyone else I want to see more on a horse racing telecast, and that includes one of my favorites Kenny Mayne .


What does "he" bring to the table about horseracing?
He "may" be entertaining to listen to with trying to make a joke, but knows little about the sport.
At least "Hank" knows a bit.

cakes44 05-17-2007 07:30 AM

Maybe he should stick to NFL handicapping on ESPN where he hits at an amazing 45% clip every year.

RollerDoc 05-17-2007 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
That guy is toast and toasted. He cannot even complete a sentence. I heard he drinks but come on, he really seems wasted. Also looks like he's lost a lot of weight. I think I could do better i.e. hold my drinks and say something coherent.

Spyder

Drunk or not, last year at The Preakness, Hank Goldberg was the only one on the ESPN pre-race show to pick Bernardini over Barbaro. Not that we will ever know what might have happened. Then tragedy struck.

brianwspencer 05-17-2007 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
What does "he" bring to the table about horseracing?
He "may" be entertaining to listen to with trying to make a joke, but knows little about the sport.
At least "Hank" knows a bit.

I wasn't denigrating Hank, but responding to someone who said that they don't look cookie cutter molds and another that he might just not be the best at live television. Sure, Hank knows a bit, I never said otherwise. I enjoy Kenny Mayne because of the fact that he's entertaining, something I don't mind in a person hosting any sporting event.

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2007 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
I wasn't denigrating Hank, but responding to someone who said that they don't look cookie cutter molds and another that he might just not be the best at live television. Sure, Hank knows a bit, I never said otherwise. I enjoy Kenny Mayne because of the fact that he's entertaining, something I don't mind in a person hosting any sporting event.

Yes...just that, entertaining :rolleyes:

brianwspencer 05-17-2007 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Yes...just that, entertaining :rolleyes:

What then is life like having never watched anything, or listened to anything, or said anything, just because it was entertaining and for no other reason?

For me, it's like watching Shriners in a parade. I don't know who they are or what they're about, but they're entertaining to me on their little bikes. They provide zero for me outside of entertainment value, but I do not hide my eyes when I hear them coming.

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2007 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
What then is life like having never watched anything, or listened to anything, or said anything, just because it was entertaining and for no other reason?

For me, it's like watching Shriners in a parade. I don't know who they are or what they're about, but they're entertaining to me on their little bikes. They provide zero for me outside of entertainment value, but I do not hide my eyes when I hear them coming.

How bout...PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING or SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
now that's my kinda entertainment!!!:D

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
I wasn't denigrating Hank, but responding to someone who said that they don't look cookie cutter molds and another that he might just not be the best at live television. Sure, Hank knows a bit, I never said otherwise. I enjoy Kenny Mayne because of the fact that he's entertaining, something I don't mind in a person hosting any sporting event.

Nothing against Kenny Mayne...but I don't find him very funny or entertaining.
Some say he's belittles the sport..... I wouldn't go quite that far though.

brianwspencer 05-17-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Nothing against Kenny Mayne...but I don't find him very funny or entertaining.
Some say he's belittles the sport..... I wouldn't go quite that far though.

In his defense, he is aware that INVAAAAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOOR is the best horse in the world and has been for awhile here now.

So that instantly makes him more knowledgeable than quite a few people, eh?

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2007 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
In his defense, he is aware that INVAAAAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOOR is the best horse in the world and has been for awhile here now.

So that instantly makes him more knowledgeable than quite a few people, eh?

I guess :rolleyes:

31lengths 05-17-2007 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Please "Hammer" dont hurt em'

Hes the worlds worst, painful to watch. Maybe the reason hes so uncomfortable is because he doesnt have a clue what hes talking about and its all scripted

VERY painfull....

ArlJim78 05-19-2007 01:07 PM

I know its still early, but Hank looks pretty composed, not even sweating.

tycharles01 05-19-2007 03:05 PM

The Hammer has just got 2 mins of airtime and I dont think that he got 1 name right

Exchange Rate looks to be bet hard

Hard Sense also nice

ArlJim78 05-19-2007 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tycharles01
The Hammer has just got 2 mins of airtime and I dont think that he got 1 name right

Exchange Rate looks to be bet hard

Hard Sense also nice

No he actually said Circular Sense!!

31lengths 05-19-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
No he actually said Circular Sense!!

But he's so lovable.......

Good grief - why do they keep him on ????

ArlJim78 05-19-2007 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 31lengths
But he's so lovable.......

Good grief - why do they keep him on ????

Hearing him say Circular Sense was too funny, and somehow so appropriate.

31lengths 05-19-2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Hearing him say Circular Sense was too funny, and somehow so appropriate.


If he had said that in another hour, I'm sure it would have been slurred.
They don't call him Hammerin' Hank for nothing....

Merlinsky 05-19-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Hearing him say Circular Sense was too funny, and somehow so appropriate.

Better than hearing Quint talk about the feeling of "enemacy" or whatever. Makes you awkwardly shift a bit in your seat.

ETA: So Curlin has a double dose of "stanima" does he Kenny?


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