lol lol lol work
 

lol lol lol augered a 58 and 2/5 4 furlonger this morning.

Trainer Otto Bodiman was happy and feels his horsey is right on target for the run for the roses.

"I am happy and feel my horsey is right on target for the run for the roses."

Said Bodiman.

good news !!!

Super!!

awesome!!!

I.........
























thud.

get it!!! get it!!

What? What? What?

Remarkable!!

Delightf...



...oh my God.








rule-eng un ze flour!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!

sweet!!!

morte' are you still a part owner of lol lol lol ?

I bet lol lol lol on the inner. He had a wide trip and finished a late 4th. Had no idea he was prepping for the derby...

Right now my derby pick is O RLY?

I know he prefers to race at night but I talked to the guy who washes the groom's hyundai and he told me that the trainer's second cousin makes contacts for horses and he's designing a tinted contact specifically for O RLY?

I'm not too worried about ROFLMAO. The trainer doesn't like using blinkers and the horse obviously needs them. He'll hit the stretch drive and look at all of the people and just lose control.

Now GFY has a shot if he's gelded. Unfortunately his bloodline is rich with breeding superstars like ASL? and Care2Cyber so odds are he'll be the nuts come derby day.

wtf.......

This thread has Charles Hatton reading room written all over it.

I was away earlier today---getting my hair cut and shopping for clothes etc.---this is the first I've heard of Morty's imaginary horse being pointed for the Derby.

I was hoping he'd pass and use the Lone Star Derby/Dwyer route as his prep for the main objective.....the Ohio Derby...AKA "The REALLY Big One!"

Ladbroke's has lol lol lol at 40/1 in the Ohio Derby future book...and that may still be worth a stab.

4 furlongs? or 5 furlongs? distance?
 

whats good about 4 furlongs in 58?

Super Duper!

poo-in' un a 'iiiiiitz!!!!

With Morte's great news, horsecaps.com has announced release of the new lol lol lol hat.

Attachment 357


Designed by Aunty Cooby

Well this is great.


I try and provide you all with wholesome info. about the least known of all the derby candidates and this is what I get.I should have expected this when Goint Piven....I mean Point Given disocvered him and you all ignored it.



So laugh and make fun.....and I will leave you in the dark about the most excitng horsey since Rachels Doo Dah.



And,dummy, wtf is not running in this years derby.









Geez.

Thank you.


Don't forget to mention it was Aunty Cooby's design.

A usual you are correct. I apologize and have fixed it.

Good job!

Did anyone say it was good?



It's the way this horsey trains...conserving energy is he driving force here.

No...although we will have an interview with the owner tonight.


I do,however, own a small piece of ror!

An excerpt from the start of tonights interview with lol lol lol's owner.





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It's great to introduce the owner of lol lol lol ...the former Galloping Ghost from the U. of Illinois........the great FightingVagini...Red Grange.


Red..great having you here.



Thank you ,Mortimer...nice to be here.



Take us back now,Red, to when you first saw lol.....I'm sorry. I have to ask you..................aren't you dead?




Why yes....I am.




.......Oh...........well anyways.....






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That's what you call a tantilizer.

I don't know why anyone isn't concerned with the running line comments from lol lol lol's races.

"veered in, ducked out"

"ran off post parade"

"broke in air, stumbled, stopped"

I see Morty remains true to his Big 10 Conference bias....

Aaron Hesz, tout/co-host of Southern California's the Roger Stein horse racing radio show, has already reported that Jim Thorpe is the true owner of lol lol lol.

You forgot " raced erratically in the stretch ".

lol lol lol only "failed to do so" 5 times.

Go ahead....keep making fun of the off spring from Gota del lol.

This is still funny....ror!!

ten pie-er ...no question.






I'm still laughing!

also "broke in tangle, bore out, eased"

I am the sole owner of a first time starter that will be debuting at Toga this summer.

"WTF EVER" is her name...put her on your watch list...although I think she is bred strictly for the poly.

Her stablemate, "You Will Be Disappointed" is also entered.

too many letters....:p

Dammit... guess that explains why her name was rejected. Ideas, anyone? How about "Disappointedinher?"