PGA Tour/Harbour Town
 

delayed finish till Monday do to high winds....


wussies.

dangerous for spectators and volunteers is the reason given...

Absurd! You ever been out at Harbortown, Kev. I have a cousin who lives on the island, but haven't played golf there.

never been there...but lived on the Outer Banks in NC. I have played my share of golf in 40-50 mph winds.

I must be a serious wuss. I don't play if the wind is blowing like 15 mph. Or if the temp is anything below 50. Of if the fall leaves are all over the place. Etc etc...

I wouldn't play gelf if ya paid me ..........in any weather.



It's the stupidest game going .

Been paid to play before and from personal experience...it is well worth the time.

Theoretically, it is a dopey game. Hit the ball, go find it, then hit it again:confused: ..Somehow it can be very addicting, no matter how poorly one plays. And by the way, they would only pay me NOT to play!

Was looking forward to see who could deal with it best. I don't want ideal conditions every week.

Shoulda made 'em play.

Well excuuuuse ME.












God.

ror!.....well said sir.






To each his own.

I'm not God...but I am on a first name basis with him.

I was looking forward to watching today, but the flags were bent over so much...and they said a small tree fell on a marshall....no way they'd play after that!

Well then what's his first name?

OHMY

Oh well.


Ask a loaded question.

Speaking of loaded...Thebby tells me she met the man in grey suit.


























He's looking for you.

ror!!!



EXCELLENT!!














Andy??????

Gelding threat has been issued....




must remain silent




and not discuss man in grey suit any longer...























*note to self....plead temporary insanity...and beg Thebby for forgiveness*

You may be a gelfer.....


.....but your OK in my book.






Pay the man Shirley.

Am I correct in assuming that is your current best seller...

Morty's Top Ten Celebs of the 21st Century?















Flatttery will get you everywhere....

Well it wasn't .


But it's one great idea!

I dont HAVE to be #1 in that book.....























but I Shirley....I mean surely should fill out the superfecta....

It's really a great idea.

I can quickly think of at least 10 people who could fill those pages.




More of this fine work and you could be in the Octafecta.

The super will take a whole lot more.




But I write slow so maybe.

And now,and if ya don't mind, I must prepare for the work week.

Key me in the 6th spot.......























and you have a friend for life.


and a good work week to you....