Job Interview today
 

I feel sick again today. Not because of being sick or tired, but because I've got this interview in a half hour. It's not even a face to face interview but a phone interview. Still, I feel ill.

Good luck, B-Dub. I'm sure you'll be fine... knock em dead with that charm of yours. ;)

Just be yourself! Good luck.

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When the phone rings.....and you answer with a hello....and they say "who is this?"


DO NOT say..."How should I know???"

nerves maybe?

good luck, and don't puke on the phone.

May I suggest he pretends to be Hossy?





I think it may be his only hope.

Thank you so much.




But I am not the interviewee.

And I just KNOW Buckwheat named you.

It will be mine :)

Congrats!

Congrats, Brian! :cool:

well don't congratulate me yet, i didn't officially get it yet -- just have a great feeling that i got to show off the good things i've done.

How does one provide audited Yahtzee tourney victories over the phone?

ODL... LOL!!!

It's much easier for the ignore function to work if you wouldn't quote him :)

And while Yahtzee victories may actually be a good addition to my resume, I was more talking about singlehandedly creating a conversion process for quota and routing in the North region of Comcast's Greater Chicago Market that is still used to this day even after I'm gone -- one that was designed to increase technician productivity and reduce our actual pending days out for service work by backfilling technicias with points converted from installation to service work based upon the actual number of jobs booked out of the respective installation category's maximum allowable points.

It was a hit. Well, so too is Yahtzee, you jerk.

Friends....do you see this?






Someone is feeling mighty useless.



He would do well with the Pezz company.

Well, ya know some of us have to work and get real jobs. The going rate for professional internet troll just isn't what it used to be.

I tapped his phone.






That WAS the Pezz company !!!!!!!!

I'd be more impressed it you could get that freaking company to carry Fox Sports Pittsburgh in central PA.....:p

In all seriousness I hope you get it......

Ann and you should definitely put your heads together.



It wouldn't help any in logical thinking ,but carny job doors will open for you all over the world.

Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time...

Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.

I must insist TwoMinutesToToast be allowed to stay here.



This is not nazi Germany.

Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

Ann that doesn't know what she's talking about in the paddock.




You barked for lobster man once I believe.

Yes...I remember you.


It was a hoax and I want my money back.

Tranlsation:



He get stiffed by a high school summer intern for the Pezz job.


Carny BooBooDah willl now offer him a position.

By the way...


....just wanted to mention it's great having me back.

Hi Bri.




Gods speed on that carny circuit.

You'll probably get stuck with tent duty to start....but that's how PJ Man began so stiff upper my friend.

To whom it may Thebby...I mean concern;



I seem to have "lost" my thread rating ability.

Restore it immediately.

If you get a chance this summer, take a ride west to Jackson Raceway. Get off I-94 at the first Jackson exit, go south and turn right at the old prison.

Thank you Ms. Concern.

Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.

I admire but would never copy of off Pat Paulson.

Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

And maybe you should leave the jokes to SnarlJim.







Oh never mind.

SnarlJim... LOL

I want a real nickname. This Short Arm garbage isn't cutting it.

Well there's an obvious one I won't use.

Give me some time.