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Cajungator26 03-27-2007 12:53 PM
Oh WOW... Happy Ticket
 
I couldn't resist, guys.

Happy Ticket and Spot :eek:



Happy Ticket and Distorted Humor

Linny 03-27-2007 01:03 PM
Are you allowed to show that stuff here?:eek: Is this a family show?:D :p ;)

SentToStud 03-27-2007 01:05 PM
Who is Spot?

paisjpq 03-27-2007 01:06 PM
isn't the real question why the guys at horse photos wanted to go shoot it? strange IMO. And it looks like spot is going to need a bigger shield...he barely fits in the one he's wearning.

paisjpq 03-27-2007 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Who is Spot?
maidens have to get jumped by the teaser stud before the stallion is brought in.

Cajungator26 03-27-2007 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SentToStud
Who is Spot?
Must be a teaser stallion. He's cute. (Although obviously a leopard appy and not a thoroughbred, lol.)

robfla 03-27-2007 01:08 PM
happy ticket is happier ticket

paisjpq 03-27-2007 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Must be a teaser stallion. He's cute. (Although obviously a leopard appy and not a thoroughbred, lol.)
nursemare baby most likely...he could be ANYTHING

Buffymommy 03-27-2007 01:09 PM
Do I even want to know HOW you got these photos?

Cajungator26 03-27-2007 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
nursemare baby most likely...he could be ANYTHING
Looks like an appy by his eyes...

Whatever he is, he doesn't look unhappy! LOL :D

SentToStud 03-27-2007 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
maidens have to get jumped by the teaser stud before the stallion is brought in.
Huh?

Please don't tell me next that all Spot gets for his efforts is a cold shower.

robfla 03-27-2007 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SentToStud
Huh?

Please don't tell me next that all Spot gets for his efforts is a cold shower.


thats what the guys in the background are for

paisjpq 03-27-2007 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SentToStud
Huh?

Please don't tell me next that all Spot gets for his efforts is a cold shower.
yup...you can barely see it but he is wearing an apron covering his belly that prevents any actual contact with the mare...
when mares arrive at the breeding shed he visits them all...mostly just over a wall to make sure they are in heat...he gets to jump maidens (meaning he's the one who might get kicked)...
if he is lucky the farm will have some nursemares on it and he gets to breed those since the must be sent home in foal for next season.

Cajungator26 03-27-2007 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by robfla
thats what the guys in the background are for
OMG too damn funny... LOL :eek:

SentToStud 03-27-2007 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
yup...you can barely see it but he is wearing an apron covering his belly that prevents any actual contact with the mare...
when mares arrive at the breeding shed he visits them all...mostly just over a wall to make sure they are in heat...he gets to jump maidens (meaning he's the one who might get kicked)...
if he is lucky the farm will have some nursemares on it and he gets to breed those since the must be sent home in foal for next season.
Well, I certainly hope Spot's story has a nice ending. Alll this is like good bratwurst. Tastes great, but don't really care to know how it gets to the market.

SentToStud 03-27-2007 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
OMG too damn funny... LOL :eek:
LOL... The Spots of the world need a union contract.

GPK 03-27-2007 04:58 PM
good to see someone is getting laid....:o

randallscott35 03-27-2007 05:12 PM
The ultimate cock block for this poor guy.

Theatrical 03-27-2007 06:05 PM
Years ago at the barn where I was working, there was a black Arab stallion in the barn that was used as the teaser. He was so good natured, but he never got to enjoy the entire thing. He was a big favorite in the barn. One day, a client had a mare she wanted to cross with this horse, primarily because he was black and everyone was excited that the horse was going to actually do the deal.
I was holding the mare throughout and after he finished, I looked up at his face and there was a totally glazed look in his eyes. The lights were on, but no one was home type of thing. I told the vet, who was handling the stallion that the horse wasn't with us and sure enough, the horse started sliding off to the right side of the mare. He had passed out. He hit the ground, which was soft because it was all sand and wasn't out long. He came to almost immediately, but that horse's back legs were wobbling so badly as he went back to the barn. Zapped him out, big time, but he was fine.

Thanks for the pictures of Happy Ticket. She was always my favorite. :)

Scurlogue Champ 03-27-2007 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Theatrical
Years ago at the barn where I was working, there was a black Arab stallion in the barn that was used as the teaser. He was so good natured, but he never got to enjoy the entire thing. He was a big favorite in the barn. One day, a client had a mare she wanted to cross with this horse, primarily because he was black and everyone was excited that the horse was going to actually do the deal.
I was holding the mare throughout and after he finished, I looked up at his face and there was a totally glazed look in his eyes. The lights were on, but no one was home type of thing. I told the vet, who was handling the stallion that the horse wasn't with us and sure enough, the horse started sliding off to the right side of the mare. He had passed out. He hit the ground, which was soft because it was all sand and wasn't out long. He came to almost immediately, but that horse's back legs were wobbling so badly as he went back to the barn. Zapped him out, big time, but he was fine.


Thanks for the pictures of Happy Ticket. She was always my favorite. :)
I believe I have met Spot when we visited Tiznow and Distorted Humor. They had him back in the back of the stallion barn in a stall and he was a little short stout looking thing. Pretty nice acting type of horse.

Funny to see him in action.

Coach Pants 03-27-2007 06:38 PM
So spot is the stunt cock/fluffer?

Cajungator26 03-27-2007 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Well i just lost my dinner. Thanks Cajun.
You're welcome. :)

PPerfectfan 03-27-2007 11:50 PM
I just dont even know what to say to that. Poor Happy Ticket she has porn on the internet and doesnt even know it. :D

magic_idol 03-28-2007 01:12 AM
Thanks for that were huge distorted humour fans over here now i can email it on;)

magic_idol 03-28-2007 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cardus
I just read about the Slipper draw. Murtajill starts from the parking lot! And I read that Hawkes really shook up the markets by putting Dazza on Shaft and not Forensics, even after Forensics' ideal barrier draw.

I used Savabeel in the Plate a few years ago, so I will keep my eye on Roggie's Slipper horse.

Got a feeling that Meurice -- I saw that race -- might be sitting pretty for Gai.

Any thoughts?
The barrier draw has thrown everyone,I reckon i'll wait untill thurs before i get serious:cool:

letswastemoney 03-28-2007 03:45 AM
Got any more? Hey how about some Azeri shots :) :)

Err....not that this turns me on or anything.....

PPerfectfan 03-28-2007 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by letswastemoney
Got any more? Hey how about some Azeri shots :) :)

Err....not that this turns me on or anything.....
Ewwwww, that is gross!:eek:

VOL JACK 06-11-2009 10:02 AM
Bumbed thread
 
Remembered this posting when HT was brought up.
Poor Spot.


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