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randallscott35 03-24-2007 12:15 PM

Occupation Thread (What Do You Do?)
 
I was thinking about this last night and it would be nice to know what everyone does here for a living. Some we know, some we don't....I mean this could be a good way to barter down the line sometime, there have to be some butchers on here that will trade some choice cuts for tutoring.


Me-- Teacher (Civics and Economics)

Mortimer 03-24-2007 12:27 PM

I own and operate a nitrogen repair shop.









"Bring it here...or we will come there.

Don't make us no never mind."

randallscott35 03-24-2007 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I own and operate a nitrogen repair shop.









"Bring it here...or we will come there.

Don't make us no never mind."

Good start mort.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 01:00 PM

Why thanks.


And your career endeavor?

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Why thanks.


And your career endeavor?

Don't know yet, probably to be more like you.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 01:08 PM

A fine selection.




Keep hacking away.....you'll get there.





Why with a little luck and considering all the technological advances in medical science......


....and if you are no older than 8 right now....






....there should be plenty of time.

Grits 03-24-2007 01:18 PM

Night job:

Madame, did you not read the other day that I have 50 employees?

Day job:

Travel, garden, shop and spend disposable income (that's not presently invested in mutual funds and asset portfolio) funded by night job profits.

There are some things people will buy, always. Escorts and call girls are two of them.

Life is good.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:19 PM

Grits you are a madame? Heidi Fleiss esque.

Grits 03-24-2007 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Grits you are a madame? Heidi Fleiss esque.

You got it darlin'. Not all of them reside in SoCal.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Grits
You got it darlin'. Not all of them reside in SoCal.

Wow, at least I know I'll get something when I lose the Exacta bet with you.

ArlJim78 03-24-2007 01:28 PM

The worlds first handicapping madame.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
The worlds first handicapping madame.

What do you do Jim?

Grits 03-24-2007 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
The worlds first handicapping madame.

Now, THERE'S a compliment. Wish I could live up to the handicapping part. LOL

pgardn 03-24-2007 01:44 PM

I break Nitrogen, God knows how, so I can keep people employed.

Like Randall I teach. Physics in High School. And I luvs it.

Anybody who has kids and wants to show them some easy experiments that bring some wows, I got some. Credentials: I have almost electrocuted myself on 3 separate occassions, so I got experience. Im sure that will set the parents at ease.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 01:45 PM

Oooooooooo

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I break Nitrogen, God knows how, so I can keep people employed.

Like Randall I teach. Physics in High School. And I luvs it.

Anybody who has kids and wants to show them some easy experiments that bring some wows, I got some. Credentials: I have almost electrocuted myself on 3 separate occassions, so I got experience. Im sure that will set the parents at ease.

I knew someone who was struck by lightening twice in his life. No lie.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 01:46 PM

MA'AM!


Are you interfering with my edit attempts?

Seattleallstar 03-24-2007 01:49 PM

I work at Microsoft as a computer programmer and systems analyst, before that City of Seattle, before that i was a bum living off handouts..lol

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Seattleallstar
I work at Microsoft as a computer programmer and systems analyst, before that City of Seattle, before that i was a bum living off handouts..lol

I thought you played basketball.

ddthetide 03-24-2007 01:51 PM

serviceman for the light dept. i start and end your accounts when you move, high bill complaints and 7 months of the year cut-offs for non-payment. :cool:

pgardn 03-24-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oooooooooo

Told you I could get some oohs and ahhs from the elementary school kids.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 01:56 PM

I think Morty is actually retired.

Seattleallstar 03-24-2007 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
I thought you played basketball.


I wish, I gave D1 a try and philippine pro ball. Just not fast or healthy enough

pgardn 03-24-2007 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
I think Morty is actually retired.

He got to retire from elementary school?
Dammit my parents... they made me stay.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 02:02 PM

[quote=Seattleallstar]I wish, I gave D1 a try and philippine pro ball. Just not fast or healthy enough[/QUOTE]

Those two things are usually needed to be successful.

ArlJim78 03-24-2007 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
What do you do Jim?

Design Engineering Manager is the title. Hard to describe what I really do however. I'm a specialist in gear making.

pgardn 03-24-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Design Engineering Manager is the title. Hard to describe what I really do however. I'm a specialist in gear making.

Cool. If you lived here I would invite you to speak to my kids.

Seattleallstar 03-24-2007 02:14 PM

[quote=randallscott35]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar
I wish, I gave D1 a try and philippine pro ball. Just not fast or healthy enough[/QUOTE]

Those two things are usually needed to be successful.

My knees are messed up I have had numerous sprains, and my knee has given out many times during football and basketball. Oh wells, this is the way life has worked out

Byebyemermaid 03-24-2007 02:52 PM

For last 25 years i've sold first aid and safety equipment.Everything from bandaids and over the counter medicine to automatic external defibrillators (AED).If you ever see a first aid cabinet hanging on a wall that's white with a green cross that's the company i work for.Before that i groomed and trained harness horses.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Byebyemermaid
For last 25 years i've sold first aid and safety equipment.Everything from bandaids and over the counter medicine to automatic external defibrillators (AED).If you ever see a first aid cabinet hanging on a wall that's white with a green cross that's the company i work for.Before that i groomed and trained harness horses.

We may need some of those defilbrilliators for the group on here in a few decades. Myself included.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
I think Morty is actually retired.

I think he isn't.



But he is self employed.


And he owns 500 employees.







They are beaten when underperforming.

randallscott35 03-24-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I think he isn't.



But he is self employed.


And he owns 500 employees.







They are beaten when underperforming.

Sounds like my last job.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 03:06 PM

Oooooooooo


Ya now I'm getting pretty damn cheesed off here.

When I type ALL capitals.....I expect to see ALL capitals.


What is going on here!?




Try again:



OOOOOOOOOO

Seattleallstar 03-24-2007 03:11 PM

LOL at cheesed off

randallscott35 03-24-2007 03:12 PM

Morty, what's your favorite cheese?

Byebyemermaid 03-24-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
We may need some of those defilbrilliators for the group on here in a few decades. Myself included.

Those little things are life savers Randall.

IrishofNDMan 03-24-2007 03:44 PM

I make the best Beds in the world, and I'm being serious when I say the best. This is just what I do while attending college, but it still pays good enough for me to be able to play the horses.

TheSpyder 03-24-2007 04:03 PM

Irish Man,

I'm in the mattress industry also....heck, everyone has to sleep. Do you work in a mattress manufacturing plant? Whose do you make?

Spyder from SC

paisjpq 03-24-2007 04:08 PM

I adult sit for Morty when BTW is off duty.

Coach Pants 03-24-2007 04:29 PM

I produce hit after hit.


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