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Looks as though I got friends in high places.


It's been brought to my attention that I don't talk horse racing.Ten stinking posts or so and I am getting harpooned.


Now you listen to me.





This is the guy who last year nailed the triple crown.


Well ok...so I missed the derby....but I had Bernardini before the start of the Preakness.....and Jazil in the Belmont.

That ain't all.



And by the way....this all comes from another board and I know there are people here who can corroborate all of this.





Oh they won't because they enjoy seeing me die....but they could.





So anways last week this one guy asks me for the best bet on Wednesday's Aqueduct card.


I gave him Mend.



The next day he asks the same question for Thursdays card there.


I gave him Meniscus.





I also threw him a bonus bone for Thursdays best bet at Gulfstream.



That was DJ Best.










So if maybe I don't ALWAYS talk about horses......






......but ya might want me to stick around for those days that I do.

Where's that troll picture from the other thread?

What are you talking about?

What is he talking about?

Who do you like for the derby so far, Mortimer? My original pick stunk up the track in the LA derby and I'm not sure I can forgive him based upon that performance.

Who do you like for the derby so far, Mortimer? My original pick stunk up the track in the LA derby and I'm not sure I can forgive him based upon that performance.
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Howdy.





I am more than happy to help,but unfortunately I do not possess the telepathic skill KingGlorious here does.



Right now I have no idea.





But the picture will change and I will be happy to out my fine choice for your betting pleasure.



( You may want to ask me who I really am.)

I still don't know what he's talking about.

I don't need to. LOL

I don't typically bet other people's picks, but I definitely take them into consideration when I'm looking at who I like.

To answer your previous question, I posted a picture from that awful movie, Troll in one of these threads. It was pretty creepy.

who are you really, mortimerdexterfoxworthy?

I don't need to. LOL

I don't typically bet other people's picks, but I definitely take them into consideration when I'm looking at who I like.

To answer your previous question, I posted a picture from that awful movie, Troll in one of these threads. It was pretty creepy.
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What is he talking about?

who are you really, mortimerdexterfoxworthy?

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Is your name Cajungator?

nope my name is something else.

nope my name is something else.
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Nice meeting you something else.




Give me a momnet here and I'll tell you.

I'm eating a Polish sausage sandwich.

I don't like polish sausage sammiches.

Hopefully t's a foot long or it's not worth it.

Randall thinks you're an internet troll. Is that true, Mortimer?

I don't like polish sausage sammiches.
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Burp...excuse me.





Ya...well maybe ah don't like you.






My real name is Det. Morty Callaworthy.

SFPD

HorseyBoard Homicide Div.







Ya....ah been doin' this gig for too many years. The stink a the message boards gets in your clothes.They send me out to get the lowest of swill that hangs out in these places.





That's why they call me....




....Dirty Morty.





Ya know what ah think?

Ah think you are dyin' to get a horsey pick outa me for today.







The thing is......



...if ah like ya ah give you the goods.




And if ah don't I stick ya with a loser.










Soooo....

......ya don't know if ah like ya or if ah don't like ya.










It looks to me , friend, that you gotta question to ask yourself.





And that is...........
































.....do ah feel lucky?































Well......





































...do ya?

I DO feel lucky.
The sun is shining.
whenever the sun shines in this place that I live I feel lucky.
does the sun shine where you are?

I DO feel lucky.
The sun is shining.
whenever the sun shines in this place that I live I feel lucky.
does the sun shine where you are?
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Ya got mah lip curlin'.




( I hate it when I get stuck with one of these goody-goody posters.)

Welcome Detective.:)

Blech.

Hopefully t's a foot long or it's not worth it.

Randall thinks you're an internet troll. Is that true, Mortimer?
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Well NO..it's not.


Candall is already jealous.





That's the only way his kind can combat me....by innocuous yet overused internet jibberish.



Hes' wick is about to go south.

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.
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Ya just don't stop....do ya?



Ah guess ya do feel lucky.




What track do ya want it from?

Hurry up!


Ah ain't got all day.

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know;)
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS
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Ya well you look up those last 3 I gave....they all paid double figures you hoosegow wickerman you.








Just a moment...

...I'll be happy to check for you.

Over under on this guy: 3 days.

Over under on this guy: 3 days.
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MAESTRO!!!



How do you do it,sir?








Shirley you must have the Book of Great Internet Comebacks.....



....Silver Edition.

good lord, cut this crap out.... go over to hollywood if you're in that kind of mood.

Where's Grits when you need her?

LOL, this from the guy who called me "Candall" as a comeback. Actually I'm kind of in the mood for idiocy today. Stick around so I can figure out which ESPN member you are.

Oh great sage of Thistledown, don't tell Teddy I called you that, please impart some great wisdom upon us.





Not, of course, that you haven't already.

He is FAR too erudite for the ESPN board and we should be greatly privilidged by his company....for however many minutes that lasts.

please don't go away detective...at least...

not until you have told which horsie to play

good lord, cut this crap out.... go over to hollywood if you're in that kind of mood.

Where's Grits when you need her?
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Oh shut up.

How fast can his little fingers take him to dictionary.com to look up erudite?

LOL,

He doesn't even know what that means.




this from the guy who called me "Candall" as a comeback.

Fair enough.

Now you are Can'tdall.





Actually I'm kind of in the mood for idiocy today.

I would have guessed sticking pins in yourself,but whatever.






Stick around so I can figure out which ESPN member you are.


I think you're having enough trouble figuring out your own members.

Stay away from those filthy smut ssites....you're going blind.

you gonna tell us which horse will win today or what? that's all we want to know. please give a "best bet" with well-developed rationale.

How fast can his little fingers take him to dictionary.com to look up erudite?
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I didn't have to.


The word was crafted in my honor.






Much like mountebank was for you.

I give him 15 seconds.

Philly will do...you play philly? Motown philly back again...