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Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:13 PM

GPK for Prez
 
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!

GPK, GPK, he's got more game than JFK!

Call all the blue hairs, because you will see, that GPK is the one who will bring them to their knees! LMAO!

GPK 06-22-2006 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!


"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT KINDA RIDE GOMEZ WILL GIVE TODAY"

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:18 PM

to their knees...after they fall off their rocking chairs.

Blue hairs, purple too...
Who the F* cares...?
Any vote will do!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
to their knees...after they fall off their rocking chairs.

Blue hairs, purple too...
Who the F* cares...?
Any vote will do!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless!!!

GPK 06-22-2006 12:19 PM

1st thing...all states will accept internet wagering on horses.
2nd thing...eliminate the inheritance tax.
3rd thing...Flat tax rate....everyone pays the same %

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT KINDA RIDE GOMEZ WILL GIVE TODAY"

LMFAO!

From Gigilo to President. Didn't we already have that in Clinton? That may be a bonus for you. You would definately get the women vote!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
1st thing...all states will accept internet wagering on horses.
2nd thing...eliminate the inheritance tax.
3rd thing...Flat tax rate....everyone pays the same %

Solid platform!
Hard drives for all!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
LMFAO!

From Gigilo to President. Didn't we already have that in Clinton? That may be a bonus for you. You would definately get the women vote!

Don't forget about the cigars! LOL

GPK 06-22-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Don't forget about the cigars! LOL

"we will forge onward until there are Peanut M&M's in every household. I have a dream...."

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:26 PM

Interns take their own risks.
Let's just get him elected first.

And just like Ike, there will be putting greens brought back to the White House lawn.

GPK 06-22-2006 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Interns take their own risks.
Let's just get him elected first.

And just like Ike, there will be putting greens brought back to the White House lawn.

<perk> someone say interns?????

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
"we will forge onward until there are Peanut M&M's in every household. I have a dream...."


OK, ya have my vote now!!!!!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
OK, ya have my vote now!!!!!

See Kev?
You'll have that job in no time.
I never thought ya could buy votes with peanut m+m's... that's thinking outside the box.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
See Kev?
You'll have that job in no time.
I never thought ya could buy votes with peanut m+m's... that's thinking outside the box.


Hello, my name is Buffy and I am addicted to Diet Pepsi and Peanut M&Ms. (Gotta go with the diet soda to help with the calories from the candy).

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Hello, my name is Buffy and I am addicted to Diet Pepsi and Peanut M&Ms. (Gotta go with the diet soda to help with the calories from the candy).

Hi Buffy,
You can be in charge of the Food and Beverage Administration.
Chips and dip are a food group.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Hi Buffy,
You can be in charge of the Food and Beverage Administration.
Chips and dip are a food group.


Salsa is in that food group too! LOVE me some salsa!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Salsa is in that food group too! LOVE me some salsa!

Salsa is good...you're a natural for Food +Bev...
I'm still rolling about CGator's advice about putting peanut butter on your nuts.
Cashew, cashew.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Salsa is good...you're a natural for Food +Bev...
I'm still rolling about CGator's advice about putting peanut butter on your nuts.
Cashew, cashew.


Not my nuts. I like creamy peanut butter. :)

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Not my nuts. I like creamy peanut butter. :)

Our Press Secretary will have to ask Euro how the field test went.
We'll get back to you.

Vote early, vote often....he needs the job!

dr. fager 06-22-2006 01:20 PM

if this is the case, I'm already camped out in the grassy noll, locked and loaded:cool:

GPK 06-22-2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
if this is the case, I'm already camped out in the grassy noll, locked and loaded:cool:

:eek: just when I though we were friends....you were even in the running for VP

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
:eek: just when I though we were friends....you were even in the running for VP

We might get him to reconsider if we put him in charge of the Secret Service.
At least he's loaded.

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
We might get him to reconsider if we put him in charge of the Secret Service.
At least he's loaded.

He's loaded alright. :D

dr. fager 06-22-2006 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
We might get him to reconsider if we put him in charge of the Secret Service.
At least he's loaded.

DTS, good deal...I'm on board

GPK 06-22-2006 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
He's loaded alright. :D

HIM TOO???? lmfaooooooooo:eek:

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
DTS, good deal...I'm on board

Buffy is having the tee-shirts made as we speak..
The front...GPK for Prez!!!
The back...This is my last post!!!

But if you put it on backwards, you can think of it as "reversable".

Now that this is rolling, let's get out the vote!

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Buffy is having the tee-shirts made as we speak..
The front...GPK for Prez!!!
The back...This is my last post!!!

But if you put it on backwards, you can think of it as "reversable".

Now that this is rolling, let's get out the vote!


OH THAT IS A GOOD BACK OF THE T-shirt! I like your idea better than the one I had.

dr. fager 06-22-2006 01:34 PM

When do I get to shoot someone????:D :D :D

point em out prez!

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
When do I get to shoot someone????:D :D :D

point em out prez!


ohhhh ohhhhh I KNOW! I KNOW!!!!

GPK 06-22-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
When do I get to shoot someone????:D :D :D

point em out prez!


where to start, where to start...:cool:

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
where to start, where to start...:cool:

He can aim for my nose... :(

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
He can aim for my nose... :(


"Your nose makes you unique. Ya don't look like every other girl. Makes ya more beautiful."

A teacher once told me that back in high school. Sticks with me even today.:)

dr. fager 06-22-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
He can aim for my nose... :(

only if you want shot in the foot:D

....and knock it off:mad:

GPK 06-22-2006 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
only if you want shot in the foot:D

....and knock it off:mad:

Imma beat her ass too if she keeps talking that nonsense.

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 02:00 PM

I took some advice and scheduled a consultation to at least get it looked at. It's been bugging me lately. And Bill, if you aim for my nose and shoot my foot, you need to be reassigned to a new job! Head of secret service may not work you... :p

GPK 06-22-2006 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I took some advice and scheduled a consultation to at least get it looked at. It's been bugging me lately. And Bill, if you aim for my nose and shoot my foot, you need to be reassigned to a new job! Head of secret service may not work you... :p

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I took some advice and scheduled a consultation to at least get it looked at. It's been bugging me lately. And Bill, if you aim for my nose and shoot my foot, you need to be reassigned to a new job! Head of secret service may not work you... :p


Now you are being silly. You are a beautiful woman. Why mess with what God gave you?

dr. fager 06-22-2006 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
And Bill, if you aim for my nose and shoot my foot, you need to be reassigned to a new job! Head of secret service may not work you... :p

big enough gun...ain't gonna matter:cool:

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Now you are being silly. You are a beautiful woman. Why mess with what God gave you?

I don't know... my nose has been a sensitive topic for quite some time and hell, if I can fix it, I might as well.


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