What if you were having a DT.....
 

..... dinner party and you had to invite 7 posters...

Who would you invite and why?

Elaborate as little or as much as you want.....

Anything goes, save one rule..... you can't invite anyone you know in real life.

Who wants to go first? :D

Kasept - Thee Man.
BTW - I'd like to pick his brain on a few things and he'll get Scavs wound up.
Ateamstupid - Loved his Spa Diary last year.
Scav - Been talking too long on the internet without actually meeting.
Bigrun -Same as above.
Cajun - Gotta have a lady at the table.
Pillow Pants - The wild card.

Tough to keep it only at seven, there are several honorable mentions:

The great Cannon Shell
Rudeboyelvis
-BT-
Magic Idol
Sent to Stud
Hooves......

Didn't mean to leave GPK off...since there is no room at the table, he can park cars and serve drinks. :eek:

I kid because I care Bro.

Doesn't that happen (you know where!) at Saratoga for 36 days during July, August and September??? :D

Great question, but its hard to whittle it down to just seven. Oh well, I can always have more dinner parties!

I would invite;

Grits and Randall - They could debate betting strategies over several bottles of wine. (or perhaps it could be a civil war reenactment?)

Magic Idol and merasmag - well this would just liven things up I think.

Satans Twin and The Indomitable DrugS - they're invited because they are tied on my list for funniest all-time post and they would definitely add the required humour.

Phalaris1913 - she would add the historical perspective and make for great conversation I think.

Not sure how to interpret the rule for "knowing" people, but I don't like it, so I'm still using people I met in Florida because outside of Jamie, I don't think I really "know" them :)

I'd have:

Byk
Andy
Arl. Jim
Genuine Risk
Jamie
Steve Dellinger
Pointgiven1985

It would be a heavenly mismash of horses, politics, lots of drinking, and personalities.

Well for seven of us at least. Someone's gotta serve the food and refill drinks.

I just hope the next "what if" thread isn't "What if you were in a steam room...."

That's why you easily made my Top 7.

ok the ones i havent met -

i'd invite-

mera cause ya just have to!
pillow pants and 4 of his friends (i love laughing till i cry)
paisjpq cause we'd need a moderator with that crew!

brianwspencer
Antitrust32
S2S
Gales
Dellinger
Satan's Twin
Byk

So I cheated, oh well. :p

Members I've never met before that I'd like to sit down and have dinner with:

blackthroatedwind
DrugS
Cannon Shell
Pillow Pants
Paisjpq
GPK
Randall

i just realized i have met a whole lot of posters -

Kasept
hooves
ateam
bfrey
cajun
brianw
dellinger
satan
sent2stud
gales
btw (for a brief second at last years preakness.. i am sure he wouldnt remember)
Samm
oracle

and probably more. not bad for only 230 posts!

Not bad at all... you've got me beat. Haha

Phalaris

I wouldn't have a dinner party, I'd have an EVENT. Everyone would receive an invitation because I'd abhor the possibility of excluding anyone. In a public sense, that would be, indeed, harmful.

If I wanted interest, there'd be only one guest, and that would follow such an Event, more than likely.

Wow... haha. :D

In studio...you're big time now, I can see why I was left off the list.:eek: :p :eek:

She said your not on the list cause you are serving the drinks

This is tough b/c there are too many people I'd like to meet on here....I've also met many of the regulars on here.

But from the ones I haven't met for various reasons why:

Scuds--need to meet a Cali player
Playa--I've battled this guy for years on Mineshaft
Dahoss--seems like on the nicest people on the board, Switzeland
Arljim--seems cool
Seattle--just to make sure he exists
Scavs--notice how many Chi guys are on here; that's b/c I have met the east coast contingent
Cajun-have to include a chick on this list(which is why i left off Baletto)
Somer--the old timer needs you to kiss his ring

That's 8 and I guaratee I've left off some good ones, but that's off the top of my head.

lol randy youll probaly be the only 1 to pick me, 7 is a odd number but anyways brian is the only person from here ive ever met in person and thats after knowing some of you people 5+ years, well ive met the infamous john frank(rembrandt) but i doubt any care bout that LOL. should have met pm and jp since i ran my horse at their respective tracks more than once but it never came to fruition


oracle-just gotta LOL!
papa lazarou(dont even know his name on here)- might just have to biatch slap him, slams america but desires to be american more than anything else in the world!
randy- although we go back and forth seems we are similiar in alotta ways
steve- hard to say anything negative bout the guy, plus his knowledge of the chi makes me like him even more
ateam-probaly the only thug on here besides myself
buffy- genuine horse lover
somer&so cal- the 2 espn originals so theyre coupled in a entry, if theyre involved i easily imagine alotta alcohol involved during dinner and then later at a strip club, both guys im proud to call friends along with many others.


i hate really limiting it to just 7 cuz there isnt any1 i wouldnt mind meeting that ive met on here(and espn) over the years

I forgot about Papa. Does he post here? I don't think he does anymore.

lol- and then someday, and that day may never come, he'll come to you for a favor.

no way i could limit the list to just 7. i'd invite everyone.

I tried to make a list of 7 but man i just couldn't do it, There is such a diverse range of people on this board who i find actually fasinating,
From trainers id like to talk shop to as well as very knowlegeable people who could show me how america racing runs & handicapping & spelling;) To people i'd just love to go to the pub with just for a punt & a chat so this is who ive got for the pub & really there are so many more
Pillow :- Cracks me up & a great punter
Moodwalker :- Allways on the money in a punt
Da Hoss :- got to see those thongs with socks on
Scav :- very informative
ArlJim78 :- Level head allways thinks before he Types ( wish i had his abillity to do that )
The Bid :- the breeding side as i go to alot of sales to compare notes would be great
Cardus :- would show me what america racing is all about
GPK :- He's a laugh
Reary?



Jamie :-) To get the drinks;) Just kidding
Randal Scott :- to talk shop
Hickory hill hoff :- As above
Miss Stormcat:-) So we can have a great talk about Apahce Cat ;-) & the international Racing

turd gives me some love!;)

only 7??

Ok...lets see...

Cajungator ( I guess I gotta meet my ho eventually:p )
GenRisk (because I simply adore her)
Paisjpq and Ms. P (they are both neurotic, so they only count as 1:D )
Honu (for so many unmentionable reasons;) )
LemonDropKid (she posts very little, but a dear friend from way back)
Danzig (Every table has to have a MILF:eek: I love you Deb...tell Tony not to hate me)
AntiTrust (any chick that likes beer as much as I do, has to be allright)


Sorry fellas, no more room at the table.

Now, if we can forgo dinner and just include, drinking, raising a little hell and chasing some tail....I can run with all the guys on here.

I think I've met everyone so I'm out?
or at least I will this year have met everyone.
Scavs I take it is invisable.
OK my answer is Cajun so I can retake that photo for Kev and get closer! LOL

You can get closer than that?? Sh*t Steve, you are almost in her lap as it is:eek: :D

There's only one lap I'm getting in... ;)

andy
kasept
cannon
satans
scuds
anti
dell
gpk
randall
tanner
doc
caj
ateam
pais
kenny p
outofthebox
dammit dts too..lol
we need bigger table

mrs storm cat/pillow of course..

Dinner For 7.....
 

samm......anybody who tames JJ has got to have the goods in person
hooves......$170 on top, what's more interesting than that
T3B/GPK.....Cybil was fun at dinner too
Kasept.....Just so we could go over his childhood and sleep deprivation cures
Blackthroat..ask what his parents did to him,and what DRF job description is
Scuds.......anybody with this much denial needs a recovery referral
Mr B......somebody has to offer the guy dinner TVG is going bankrupt

good call

well I wouldn't invite any of you guys either, I would drink and eat like a pig by myself!! :D

Don't worry Irish, while they're at their dinner of seven, we'll be eatin off that 99-cent menu at Wendy's. Now that's real eatin without all of these snooty ****s!!!!!

But! Since I'am the winner of all of these popularity contests...

There is one way I'd love to show love to y'all on here, but it's never gonna happen. People always talk about what they'll do when they win the lotto. If I REALLY won the lotto, for like millions, I'm rentin out the biggest box on Derby day. And if there isn't a big enough box for like 100 of us, then I'll get like 3 or 4 adjoining ones. I'll spend 5 million for that **** if I have to. It's delusional, but I couldn't think of a better party to have... Until y'all start fightin.

I never put who I would invite. Lets see...

1. Definately Steve since it would really be a dinner in his honor.

2. Kev. I want to change his views on marriage and introduce him to a few friends of mine.

3. Genuine-I bet she has some fun stories and I would LOVE to see more pics from her last vacation.

4. Cajun-She just seems like she is a blast to hang around. She could also inform me on Nascar stuff so I can talk intelligently with my husband on the subject.

5. Joel-I miss his posts...

6. Playa-Cause I really want to meet him. He seems like an easygoing guy who I also want to introduce some of my friends to.

7. Somer-So we could talk Buffy... And he could meet my Buffy.


Well, I can only list 7. I would invite many more of you, but I have a small house...