Names!!!!!
 

Well I don't know about you but it seems to me things are a little slow down here in Hades aka Esoteric Central!!!!! I was thinking okay My Miss Storm Cat maybe a thread about sex but i remembered that Oracle thinks I'm obsessed so there went that!!!!!:D

Names!!!!! How about our favorite names!!!!! This isn't an original idea i know but there was no copyright or disclaimer on the forum I read it on many moon ago and so I'll call the idea homage even if it's really theft!!!!! My first crime! Hooray!

So what are some of the names you fine people all like and why?????

I like the name Iffraaj. Say it with me! Come on now, don't be shy!!!

Iffraaj!

You in the back, open your mouth and try it!

Ifffffrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!

It sounds like sighing or like something you'd say during really great sex!!!

Speaking of sex, Araafa is another one i like! Say it with me!!! Doesn't it sound like the name of a position????? So one could say Iffraaaaaajjjjj during Araaaaaafa! Ooooh! I'm getting real tingly!!!!!

I like names that sound strong, like Powerscourt, pretty names like Silent Sighs and Sunday Silence, and names with a whole lotta words that run together even if I'm out of my meds and can't come up with a good enough one but I'm sure i will later!!!!!

How about you???????

I think fellow poster LDog came up with a pretty good name for one of his runner: Hall Lass .. somehow the jockey club didn't realize the hall ass similarity!!!


As for other names, I thought Vindication was pretty slick.

Very clever!

Here..... incase a few of you don't believe this is really a name, I'll cut and paste info...


Lifetime Graphical Wins Entries European Pedigree Edited Pedigree Catalogue Crib

BIG TITS (FR) 6-y-o (1 Jan 2000) b m Current Owner: S Lellouche
Lost World(IRE) (7.9f) - Abigaila(FR) (River River (FR )(12.0f)) Current Trainer: E Lellouche
Breeder: Elie & Sylvain Lellouche
RACE TYPE STARTS WINS 2nds 3rds WIN PRIZE TOTAL PRIZE
Lifetime flat turf 6 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime jumps 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime A-w 0 0 0 0 £0 £0

RACE VIDEO DATE RACE CONDITIONS WGT RACE OUTCOME JOCKEY OR TS RPR
07Nov03 Msn 13H 3y,6K 8-8 8/14 10L, Karly Baby 8-5 — — —
10Oct03 Sai 12Sft 3y,5K 9-1 0/17 9L, Action Girl 9-5 — — —
30Sep03 Sai 15Gd 3y,6K 9-1 10/15 22L, Marche Clair 8-11 b — — —
12Aug03 Dea 10GS 3y,5K 8-10 11/12 16L, Anadiyla 8-10 b — — —
27Jul03 Msn 11VSft 3y,7K 8-8 6/7 13½L, I Will Survive 8-3 — — —
24Jun03 Lon 11Gd 3y,5K 9-0 0/12 12L, Sea Blue 9-0 — — —

LOL!! wow... I can't believe that! Do those words have a different meaning in Europe or what? How does that one get by?

My favorite name is "Isitingood" i know what you're thinking... someone always puts this one on these threads.

Oh well, MMSC i just want to know what you think of this name Isitingood and whether you know much about the origin of it. Because i think it has something to do with whether the horse is spotted in a good race... lol just kidding it is what i want to do to you.

I can imagine the race caller " and as they come down to the wire it's BIG TITS by a......?"

I dont know but I love the name of a three year old this year YOUR TENT OR MINE. How great a name that is...goes a little something like this:

Suffolk Shippers: hey girl!! nice shoes, wanna bang?
Hot Girl: absolutely how could I pass you up?
Suffolk Shippers: well, Your Tent or Mine, baby?

:rolleyes:

Nipple? Hmmm

Never dawned on me about the potential meaning of Rockhardten. Awesome. But one of the best I heard on another thread a while back was....

Butterface

Can't tell you how many times I used that line nor do I care to discuss the several that fit the bill.:D

I guess anything is posible SS.......in your dreams!!!lol

Wow dude i am pretty sure we are twins separated at birth. Because i actually used that line at Del Mar in 04. Did it work? i know you are asking yourself.

Well a gentleman never kisses and tells but yes it did. Of course it did. All you have to do is give a chick one compliment on her shoes and she is yours by nightfall assuming you play your cards right which obviously you know how to do.

Fat doses of Tequllia shots do alright too:cool:

If I had a Rockhardten colt, I would name him Kickstand

If I had a rockhardten, I would tell everyone to call me Kickstand.:cool:

Or Puptent?

Same meaning, different rules.:)

Oh Flowing T..... what can I say?:D

Two that aren't favorites but that always make me smile..... those glorious geldings Nigel No Mates and Dual Jewels.

Sunny Sing (another gelding) was originally called Sacred Nuts. Hmmm.....:D

You're kidding !

That was my high school nickname.

Which one..... Sunny Sing?:D

Do you want a spanking? :mad:

Anytime your venture to the East Coast, you let me know, and we will go out and wreak havoc on the female species. :cool:

I remember being over in France ad reading the story about this horse. The owners wanted to name the horse "Grosse Bouchons" or something like that. Thats the french equivalent I believe. They went into the French office and the gentleman immediately rejected that name. They then went back with "Big Tits" and the gentleman in charge didnt know it was a rude name and so allowed it. Apparantely the guys at Wetherbys in Britain incharge of names were absolutely livid with the French at that time.

The Sun, one of the tackiest tabloid newspapers in England (the one with the page 3 girls) had a picture of Big Tits on the front cover and wanted to get the owners to race it in England!!

Ha!

We'd love for her to ship over here some time as well. It would be a Hoot! (oops)

Will do man, will do.

I don't think the eastern seaboard will ever be the same once our axis of powers takes over, all of the classy ladies will be unable to resist it :D

OMG when i first met my hubby THAT WAS HIS LINE! of course, he wasn't really talking about tents but rather in our trailer park some people have pop up campers (which are soooo nice for NASCAR events, by the way!)

P.S. we ended up in his "tent" so the line works ;)

Wow, Big Tits sucked ass!

I crack myself up :D

Hey baby if you were mine i'd never take you to any tent. Strictly the Marriott or Red Roof Inn for me. Sometimes Motel 6 is better then you would think. Forget the nascar and turn the tv off, you will need your full attention and i won't be yelling "washer fluid" of that you can be sure.

I remember seeing a mare named 'Bodacious TaTas' in a sales catalog once...guess that's the US version of 'big tits'

and look at where it got you! A sweet line like that not only got some action in the tent that night, but look!!! It turned into wedded bliss! :rolleyes:

A few years ago I went down with some friends to Baltimore to see the Red Sox, and we stayed over night at a Motel 6 in Brunswick, NJ...Classy. Ended up hooking up with a friend that came along that I had wanted for years, but never got the chance with. She claims the bed was great when she was planted face down on the mattress...

I can just say, I slept well :cool:

Dude you like the red sox LOL they are my favorite team, i was born in Boston. Isn't it crazy how much me and you have in common? That story is awesome man, you totally showed her. Nothing like nailing your friend who told you it would never happen. Guess you got the last laugh there but at least you showed her the time of her life in the process. Way to go we will have to exchange stories some time b/c i have a couple of doozies but i don't think they are appropriate for the board.

You two like the red sox? me too! what sport do they play?

well, my hubby and i ARE pretty happy... most of the time :p

If you really like the Red Sox, then you need to be away from hubby for one night for a small initimate gathering with two other Red Sox fans, myself and flowingtail...and see where the night takes us.

I showed her and have seen her like 4 or 5 times since then...that was like 3 years ago hahaha.

A FELLOW RED SOX FAN...i love it. I was born in Quincy and grew up in a small town on the South Shore, went to school @ Framingham State and now just living the life. Still in Massachusetts...there is something to say to the liberal leaning femmes up here, they do close to anything...:cool:

I thought you said your ball and chain reads this site from time to time? Watch your step man you can't go getting busted now when you are so close to a glorious victory.

I bet you are still quite memorable to her :D

That was a great game last night, huh. Gotta love the blowouts. How mad were you about Johnny turning into a traitor? Can't get any better than my man Ortiz when it comes to slugging though lol. A few more whoopins on the Yanks and i will mark this one down in the books as a "good" year.

Yeah i lived there as a kid but then we had to move to KY for my dad's job. It is alright here and i guess you can't beat the easy sweetness of southern gals but sometimes you need a fiesty Bahhhston hottie to stir your juices lol. But i guess you are saying that's basically what college was all about for you, lucky dog. My best friend as a kid lived in Framingham, good place.

I will hafta get back to Mass some day soon if the girls are as freaky as you say.

nah nah I just hope she doesnt lol the old "ball and chain"

Oooh that sounds romantic!!! Can we go to TGI Friday's or Ruby Tuesdays for dinner? Then to the baseball game? Then maybe a hotel? :)

P.S. do you ever come to Kentucky?