Lettermans Top 10
 

David Lettermans top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR

DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! :p



David Letterman will surely get some 'flak' from the NAACP and the
Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............


# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

You are kidding right?

You mean Letterman? :D

He did not actually use this on his show?

Oh.. I have no idea.. It was sent to me in an e-mail...Knowing Letterman tho, he probably did:D

If he did, he will have to use the excuse that his black writers
implored him to use it. White guys can't say that. Chris Rock
must have sent Letterman the list.

it was in an email, dude. that's ironclad.

man....

Reguardless..it's still funny as sh!t :)

Oh my God

Oh

My God! What?!

i think it's horrible, and i seriously doubt david letterman actually used it.

Hey..I'm just the messenger...

You know lettermen didnt say that because its actually funny

Well, theres probably some truth in that....:D

My favorite is number 3

Mine was #7 :)

But, Dave Chapelle could pull this off on his old show. His crack addict character would be met with howls of outrage if put on a white guy show

Like McCain said, you have to keep your sense of humor

i like #11: nigger's can't drive.

that stuff had me rollin'.

there was nothing the least bit racist about any of this.