I would like to welcome one of the the great names in the Schmoozing Industry to The....CAH-SOL...today....Carla Rheostat.Let's give her a big hand.




Carlah ,Dahling!....kiss-kiss....hug-hug.Please--sit down.

Well not on the floor! There..in that chair.

( God!)


Anyhoo....Carla..great having you here.





Why,thank you Morty-poo. It's a real thrill being on your fine BettahThanThePandasProgram. And----may I say you are still the sexiest man in the entire universe?




Why....yes.You may.

Oh I'm kidding...but thanks evah so much. It's not hard to see how you have been such a success at schmoozing.And ,by the way.....uh....you know I had Christina Rossetti on my fine program a few months back,but I did not realize she was dead.

And so....you're not dead...are you?


Oh no...not at all...but funny you should ask. Why it was just a few nights ago that Andrew asked me that same question in bed.

Ah dunno.

Ah...good deal. OK----Carla,besides schmoozing I understand you're quite the ticket in horsey racing handicapping. Is this true?

Oh yaaaz.....I appear on a national i-net handicapping show.


EAUXH?....I mean ....Oh? Well...how have you done?

Oh ,Mortimer---you know me. I hate to brag

Oh now......I know that.....and that is why I have your record here right in front of me and I would like to share it with

YOU DO AND I WILL STAB YOU RIGHT IN YOUR EYE!!!!:mad: :mad:

Oh gosh...I'm so sorry,Mortimer.It's just that I'm so...modest. Yes. You know me.So..please. Let's keep that under wraps.Or else there will be a dead body on this show.....follow??



Uh.....why--yes. Ah do.



....oh for Heavens sakes, look at that time...would you?


And so....let's get Carla the fucl< outa heah----I mean let's give Carla a big round of applause..thank you ,Dahling,for being here.


Thank you,Mortykins. Kiss-Kiss......Hug-Hug....Lick-Lick.

^^ worst post EVAH:wf

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Dala Doo Dah has not been praising me enough here....I think it's because I broke up with her.

Therefore her and ( unfortunately) her Mother,Christina, must be punished.. MS. Doo Dah is the 23 year old daughter of Christina.



Watch the film...you will know the rest.



http://www.fugly.com/videos/7572/rev..._with_mom.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY

It just never gets old.


The Buddy Guy of symphony.

This SeroquelXR makes me feel like the people plotting against me have stopped doing so ....and now pay others to do it for them


I don't think that's fair.


It makes you think it works...but it doesn't.

I'm alone here......and now here.




I am very sad.

It's very depressing to realize no one is plotting against me right now.

And I am not delusional. YOU people all are delusional.




If it wasn't for me---none of you would be here.

NONE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAbM...eature=related

Go to 6:40 ...watch the little snot say "bettah."



rule-eng un ze flour!










Gosh...is it me?

"Bettah"....oh my God.




goo-foo!!!!

I cant believe I just did.:wf

This has to be some of your finest finest work Morte :tro: :tro: :tro:

Is GPK now dating Doo Dah?

:eek:

Um.....KGB doesn't date married women.












































unless they ask VERY nicely

She said she was a hermathrodite :eek:

Im leaving.

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