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Sightseek 06-25-2008 03:59 PM

A top secret location....I did however, see our little friend Jazil a few weeks ago. :)

The Indomitable DrugS 06-25-2008 04:17 PM

Did you ask him which 3rd world country he wants to stand stud in five years from now?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
A top secret location....I did however, see our little friend Jazil a few weeks ago. :)


Really??



Where is the guy now?

I won't forget him...I picked him over DrugS' dart finder......he's never been the same since.

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:09 PM

Hi Doogy...

Have only read the last couple of pages.

What did i miss? :D

Kasept 06-25-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I won't forget him...I picked him over DrugS' dart finder......he's never been the same since.

Jazil or JugDash?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Hi Doogy...

Have only read the last couple of pages.

What did i miss? :D

Oh shut up, you brat.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Jazil or JugDash?





DrugS' dart finder.








And DrugS.

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaripeo
CHEERS ¡

:D

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up, you brat.

No! :p

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:40 PM

I see someone else wants to be eulogized in the horsey obit thread.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:40 PM

Very bad.

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I see someone else wants to be eulogized in the horsey obit thread.

I'd want BTW to write it though... :p

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:45 PM

It's rumored BrownSugar was talking too much last night.















:D

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I'd want BTW to write it though... :p

He only writes mythology.

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's rumored BrownSugar was talking too much last night.















:D

Oh was it?

Don't remember... I think I was halluncinating. Something about a fer... nah, I shouldn't say that.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh was it?

Don't remember... I think I was halluncinating. Something about a fer... nah, I shouldn't say that.

Don't you mean enunciating?

Ya got me on the fer...

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
He only writes mythology.

Oh shut up, Morte.

Now where's my ribbon?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh shut up, Morte.

Now where's my ribbon?



Sighty-poo's wearing it.


Slim pickens at the funeral parlor.

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Sighty-poo's wearing it.

Oh okay, I'll wait for my turn.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh okay, I'll wait for my turn.


Good.

Now wiggle off to the International thread....I'm someone there wants to spank you.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 05:56 PM

I think she is angry at me.

She talks a lot when she gets angry.

















:D

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.

Now wiggle off to the International thread....I'm someone there wants to spank you.

Be that way.



Fine.


Whatever.


I have swimmers in HK to check on anyway. :cool: :{>: :p

Mortimer 06-25-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Be that way.



Fine.


Whatever.


I have swimmers in HK to check on anyway. :{>:


That snot mouth is getting shirty with me.......and yaking away.

















Oh well....time to shut her up.



:{>: :{>:




:D

jaripeo 06-25-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh shut up, Morte.

Now where's my ribbon?

:)

my miss storm cat 06-25-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaripeo
:)

Hey!

I was just leaving.

I guess it's your turn to play with morty. :p

Have fun. :p

Mortimer 06-25-2008 07:34 PM

Thanks,Hossy.



Time to go.

See you sometime.

Coach Pants 06-25-2008 07:47 PM


jaripeo 06-25-2008 08:38 PM

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡


! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

jaripeo 06-25-2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....


So Big Brother cleans all or conversations from
last night?

Did he is protecting you

You must like him ¡........

Nice pet......with a PINK ribbon.
:cool:

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:36 PM

I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA

Sightseek 06-26-2008 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Really??



Where is the guy now?

I won't forget him...I picked him over DrugS' dart finder......he's never been the same since.

Isn't he cute?!

Mortimer 06-26-2008 08:35 AM

Thanks...yes,he is.


Only DowntownDollarBilly was cuter.

Who's the horsey on the left?

Kasept 06-26-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA

How can we restore the sanctity of the Cah-Sol?

Should I call in an Exorcist?

Beetlejuice?

The Orkin Man?

Mortimer 06-26-2008 08:46 AM

Just get the red out.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 09:09 AM

I have reworked LO-LA.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it.....LO-LA





I met her in a stable club down in O-hi-o
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like crushyed ice-ee
I-c-e-ee-ee
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Sigh-ty
S-I-G-H-T-Y SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a horsey
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her back
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Horseys will be boys but girls shouldn't be horseys
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a horsey before
But SIGH-TY smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY....SI-SI-SI SIIIIIIGH-TY

Sightseek 06-26-2008 09:12 AM

:rolleyes:

Mortimer 06-26-2008 09:18 AM

I thought you were going to say...snarf!





=;>

Mortimer 06-26-2008 10:03 AM

I have redone Cleveland Rocks.


I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it...Cleveland Rocks









Three! four!

(bunch of ah-ah-ah’s here)

All his energy caused this thing
Back where it comes from
It’s such a crude attitude
It's on sale now
All the little brats growing up on the skids are goin’
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks
Jumpin’ (jean) gene genies, moody james deanies goin’

DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks

Emily knows but she don’t care
She’s got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks
She’s livin’in sin with a safety pin
She’s goin’


DrugS socks ,DrugS socks, DrugS socks

He's got some records from world war two
Plays ’em just like Hossy does,too
He's a socker and so is you
DrugS socks ,yeah DrugS socks
So find a place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more

DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks




(bunch of ah-ah-ah’s here)

Three! four!
There on sale!


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