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Antitrust32 08-28-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well doesn't anyone know who that man is???


your son?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
your son?


Oh my God.



NO!




ror!

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh my God.



NO!




ror!


but you said


that mans father is your fathers son

so wouldnt that man be your son?















gimme a break already!!

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:20 PM

rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none...nor a son but that man's Father is my Father's son.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:22 PM

It's a riddle ma'am...you must enter it and play with various possible scenarios....there's no smoke and mirrors involved here.



That'd be a hint.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's Father is my Father's son.



I swear I am not the father.





I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I swear I am not the father.





I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


OOOOOOOOOO




Cajunatah says othahwise.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's a riddle ma'am...you must enter it and play with various possible scenarios....there's no smoke and mirrors involved here.



That'd be a hint.



i know the man is your fathers grandson, also known as your son since you have no brothers or sisters.













Gosh.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 02:27 PM

alright i'm going gelfing


c ya l8ter

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:30 PM

[quote=Antitrust32]i know the man is your fathers grandson, also known as your son since you have no brothers or sisters.


WHAT!!?








ror!!...you are fun,ma'am...I meanthat in a nice way.

OK so....


..I don't have any brothers or sisters.....good.




So I point at a man..and say that man's ( the guy I point to) Father.......is MY Fathers son.






How the fucl< can he be my grandson!!???

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Morty, you are a big sissy. You know why.




SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:36 PM

But Uncly...help me and tell me who the Duke Brothers are.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I SAAAAID:




Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's Father is my Father's son.

I thought I'd help you out and stop in here.

the man speaking is the father. He's pointing at his son.

Unlike fake predators such as yourself, I live like a well fed animal. Therefore, if I cannot eat it or f*** it, I simply piss on it and walk away.

Consider yourself pissed on.

Thank you for your support.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You're such a tough guy. Funny too. That's some combo.

I am also good looking and drive a 528i.

Thank you for your support.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:53 PM

The Father says....that man's Father.......is my Father's son.

And he's pointing at his son.









You must have stolen that 60 large car.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You're such a tough guy. Funny too. That's some combo.

I'm sorry I attacked you.

Notice I didn't rip any flesh.






I was high on Sudafed last night.....actually I thought I was paying Carla a compliment.


But I received a large cold shoulder and predators will simply not stand for it.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:00 PM

UnclyTrust...you were actually correct,but I left something out...go back to the original.



Yep...BentMahPud merely copied off you.








And he stole his car.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:04 PM

You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own idiocy.






Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:04 PM

You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own idiocy.






Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You are a smart girl Uncly.


I'm sorry I made fun of you due to my own lack idiocy.

Yep...BentMahPud ...now let's see you get it without copying off UnclyTrust.

Careful. The Olsen twins are working cheap these days.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Careful. The Olsen twins are working cheap these days.


Who are the Olsen twins?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:31 PM

Who are the Duke Brothers and the Olsen Twins?

SentToStud 08-28-2007 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Who are the Duke Brothers and the Olsen Twins?

Harold,
You know who they are. But you do not know who John Galt is, do you?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Harold,
You know who they are. But you do not know who John Galt is, do you?

Geez.



Who are the Olsen Twins..the Duke Bros...and John Galt?


r u insane?

SentToStud 08-28-2007 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Geez.



Who are the Olsen Twins..the Duke Bros...and John Galt?


r u insane?

Harold, one last time....

Who is John Galt?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Harold, one last time....

Who is John Galt?



I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCl< THE REST ARE!


WHO IS HE ALREADY?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:54 PM

WHO THE FUCl<IS HAROLD YOU NIMROD?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:55 PM

ror!


Is this guy nuts...or what??

Cajungator26 08-28-2007 03:56 PM

Oh shush, Dave.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
WHO THE FUCl<IS HAROLD YOU NIMROD?

Harold,
Think, Think hard.

Who is John Galt?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh shush, Dave.

Will you help me out here ma'am?

Cajungator26 08-28-2007 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Will you help me out here ma'am?

Atlas Shrugged?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Atlas Shrugged?

He did?



Or do you mean you have no idea either?

Sightseek 08-28-2007 04:02 PM

Good book.

Cajungator26 08-28-2007 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
He did?



Or do you mean you have no idea either?

Who is Ayn Rand?

Cajungator26 08-28-2007 04:03 PM

Cues the Jeopardy music...

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Who is Ayn Rand?


I know this stuff!


I left after page 900 and something because she wouldnt end the darned story!



If these are characters from that book..I don't remember them.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:06 PM

I guess I want another topic.



Stolen BMW's for 500 please.


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