"why was a mexcian grackling my horse?"

" If you can win by a neck shouldn't more giraffes be racing?"

"wac, where do we meet again? I need that tin foil hat ASAP."

" How can horseys run on grass? Is that why some wear sunglasses?"

where's the bingo?

"my horse clearly won, he was the first to get to the gate, where's my money"

" I would like to go out with a hot walker."

can i get a picture taken on the pretty horsie?

the horse was in front the first time around, how much do i win for that?

"Will there be a flashing yellow light if the turf is yielding?"

" In that preparade....how come so many boy horseys are allowed to make out with the girl horseys leading them? "

blinkers?? horses use turn signals?!

"Why don't just parots race on polytrack?"

why are the horses running around before the race? won't they get tired?

where's the finishing gate?

"she needs lay six? what a whore"

" Someone just asked a really stupid question."

"Where's the starting line?"

"Why is it called a park when there are no slides and swings?"

" Is it possible to have a photo start?"

"i saw someone 'milking' a cobra in the barn"

" Why do I hears bells when a race starts?"

they said the horse was in a dead heat, but i thought it was chilly. i even had a jacket on!

"Why would someone want to key a horse? That's retarded."

"Wht state holds the Kentucky Derby?...Is that Connecticut,too??"

"Is a breast girth like a boob tube?"

" Back wheeling sounds saucey."

"I heard a lady say she wants the horse on top!!...THUD!!"

"Hey Steve, can you get me J.J.'s autograph?"

"The next race she wanted him underneath!!"

someone said they wanted to box some horses. i've heard of boxing kangaroos, but horses?

" Steve....please don't let Grooves ask Andy questions in public."

that horse must be tired, his tongue is hanging out!

"What is a 4 horse box? It must be very big."

"Hey why isn't Sumwon in the Distaff?"

" Was Secreteriet any good?"

i bought a racing form, but i'm not sure how to fill it out.

" Anyone have any luck betting AE's ?"

"Street Sense will go down as the greatest horse of all time Saturday. Book it!"

" Dannie would do well in the padlock."