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SportyFans....
...take VT minus 3.5 against BC Take the Browns minus 3 against the Rams Take Ohio State minus 3.5 against StatePen..... .don't worry....be happy. |
Well you wont catch me in my last days here appearing in the "smart peoples only " rooms.
I've decided to let them go on without me in their inexorable drive to find the horsey most likely to finish tomorrow. |
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Actually...I found those quite helpful. =:> Ah did! But GroovesInsideHisHead is possibly the most insidious beast roaming the free world. |
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Let's put it this way....if I don't come back then I have left.
If I do then I haven't......but I won't do much longer. My head hurts more every day.Sometimes the fork in the path keeps coming up.It's a hard concept to grasp....although I'm sure some of the masterminds in GenPop could explain it. I think I have to cut off all lines of outside communication again as it just ain't workin' sa hot...for as long as I remain if I do. One thing's for sure....if I had it to do all over again.....well then I wouldn't. At least for now. |
What WOULD you do all over again?
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Deja vu.
I always like that. |
Hey FateLires.
Phooey. Wait a minute. Hey LateFires. Need your input.....the Vulvarenes ( =:>) minus 23.5 at home to Minny-SO-tah. Too much? Wouldn't think so,but what do you think? |
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Too much. While Minny-SO-tah's defense shows about as much command of the opposition as Grooves shows of the English language, they have managed to not get beaten by more than 23 all year (and we needn't look far down all the polls to see who defeated them by that margin). I do not think the Vulvarenes will be the first to do so. This sets up as a letdown for them, after a pretty big win given the cirumstances last week, and with three tough games after this one. I also think that Lloyd and his fine coaching staff approach these games -against what they perceive to be inferior competition - as conservatively as possible until they absolutely have to take a risk (see Appalachian State, Northwestern, Eastern Michigan). When you add the fact that both Henne and Hart are likely to be out or limited, you will see a lot of run-run-pass-punt with the Freshman QB and young RBs in there. I think the Vulvarenes will win, but I would expect it to be close for three quarters and I would be surprised if they won by more than three TDs in the end. Now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to caring about the racing and weather forecast in New Jersey, and roughing up the suspect while thinking of Thebby. |
As a man who appreciates the fine traditions of mighty Big Ten football, you might like this anecdote from Lloyd's press conference on the history of the Little Brown Jug.
"You remember Tommy Roberts. He was the manager in 1903. Coach [Fielding] Yost, when they got up there, with good cause, he did not trust Minnesota would provide good, clean drinking water. He sent Tommy Roberts out to buy a jug. The Michigan team drank water from that jug. Whether or not they had cups, I do not know. "After the game, it was very unfair that Minnesota fans rushed the field before the game was over, or we all know Michigan would have won that game. Instead it ended in a 6-6 tie. In their rush to leave and get back on the train, they let the jug there. When they got back to Ann Arbor, Coach Yost, a very frugal man, realized the jug - they hadn't brought it back. He didn't call or leave a text message. He wrote a letter. He asked them to return the jug. Of course, they said if you want it, come and play for it. "That's how today we happen 104 years later, and we're still playing for the coveted jug … the oldest trophy in college football. It has a great tradition and great meaning here. When you lose it, it's a miserable experience. When you win it, you get to keep that jug where it belongs. I mean, we bought that jug." |
Great stuff as per usual ,LF.
I didn't realize the state of repairs the team was in. And the LBJ thing was interesting...had no idea.I thought you were going to go into the LBJ in Delaware...the 3rd leg of buggy racings triple crown. There's some kind of thing to that one about Ohio and Michgan horses where if one wins...that team will win in late November. Anyhoo....well done and highly amusing. I will not give the buy signal to Michgan this week. |
The mdf Fine Analysis of the 2007 Creeders Bup......I mean Breeders Cup.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- There's an awful lot of races..which I forgot. Maybe I have to come back tomorrow to do Saturdays card ( stop that hissing!). But let's do this thing. In staying with tradition a well known personality will fetch the cards for tomorrows 3 races.Miss Tessmaucher....the cards please. MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! Geez!!..is it that hard? Thank you. I will be employing my trash can and my shredder for purposes of card disposal. The Filly and Mare Sprint: (Womens wrestling :rolleyes: ) Wild Gams What a stupid name. Crinkle Trash can Dream Rush Blech Crinkle Trash Can Oprahs Winney Oh boy. What were they thinking when they named this beast? Can it possibly get any cornier? Maybe she'll recommend a book. :D WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR La Traviwhateveah Who in the heck is she?? Crinkle Trash Can ShaggyMane I love early speed. No I don't. WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR Miss Macy Sue BARF!! That's a Charlee name if I ever heard one. Crinkle Trash can Miraculous Miss Well it ain't gonna surprise me. Crinkle Trash can Baroness Thatcher Sounds regal...don't it? Let's give the wench a proper shredding WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR Now laugh if you will...but heah is ya exactanatah: Mayfield Number 4 The Hill Gang Curtis Should win Jazzy Nifty Snappy Spiffy First timer on ya dirt and 6 furlongs Sounds like the 2nd half of the excatanatah ta me |
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I apologize for that outrageous interruption.
Juvenile Turf Strike The Deal Can't cut the mustard. Crinkle Trash Can Gio Ponti Wasn't he once a car? Crinkle Trash can Achill Island Never heard of 'im. Crinkle Trash can Prussian Where do they get these awful names? God. Crinkle Trash can Cherokee something Don't look at me. Crinkle Trash can Domestic Fund Elmer Fudd Crinkle Trash can Your round Your fat. Crinkle Trash can Nownownow Nevahnevahnevah Crinkle Trash can Texas Fever Hoof n' mouth WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR Preachin' Man Didn't I toss this one earlier? Ah dunno Crinkle Trash can Cannonball Shredder Fodder WHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR This race goes to the true predator: THE LEOPARD SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! No one gets up for second. |
DIRT MILE
ForeFathers Too many. Crinkle Trash can High Finance To bad it's... horse racing Crinkle Trash can Park Avenue Ball Ousted from Monopoly. Won't fair any better here. Crinkle Trash can Gotcha Gold People seem to think he can swipe this one with little closing presence. That's why they pay me to do this stuff. WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR Corinthian Looks good in leather. Not sa hot in saddle cloth. WHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR Lewis Michael Dyslexic. He'll think he won. Crinkle Trash can Wanderin' Boy Get this dressage candidate outta my sght. Crinkle Trash can DescreetCaCa What a friggin' hoser. His azz will be draggin' at the end...but he may hang on for second. Ya winnah: Xchanger runs late ...but runs straight and nails everyone's behind at the finish line. Book it...cook it...wrap it and pack it. |
All I can say is.......
for everything else, there's Mastercard. |
Do you still accept Discover Cards?
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Good pics Mort. Where you watching the races? You going to the Big T??
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What races? I'm not going to Mommy Dearest's. |
Juvenile Fillies
Now....really. Who cares. Watch this: WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIRRRRRRR WHIIIIIRRRRRR That leaves Smarty Debbie A distinct hint. |
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Tale of Ekati Man that's some bad tail Crinkle Trash can Dixie Chatter Johnny Rebs will be all over this one. Crinkle Trash can Wicked Style I'm running out of patience already. Crinkle Trash can War Pass Pass Crinkle Trash can Slew's Tiznow Very uninspiring I may go back and reread the stupid thread titles thread. Crinkle Trash can Z Humor Z Fuel Crinkle Trash can Salute the Sarge Oh blow me already. Crinkle Trash can Kodiak Kowboy Zodiac Nimrod Crinkle Trash can Shore Do Fucl< You Crinkle Trash can Oh let's just ditch the rest in one big shredding....they're mekin' me sick!!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PYRO WINS. |
FILLY AND MARES TURF
( :rolleyes: WNBA :rolleyes: ) Really....do you care? I don't. 4 out here. |
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GEEZ!..how many races are there!!?? Idiot Proof Fail to do so Crinkle Trash can Gregs Gold Good for Greg He's also going directly to the shredder. WHIIIIRRRRRRR BennyTheBull rule-eng un ze flour!!!!! Crinkle Trash can Smokey Stover You've got to be kidding me. Great seats though..huh!? :rolleyes: Crinkle Trash can Midnight Lute Is it me? Crinkle Trash can Kelley's Landing I'm sure his arms will be tired. Crinkle Trash can Attilas Storm Striking fear in the hearts of immature guppies. Crinkle Trash can Oh fucl< the rest. I like Talent Search here....at least he's looking for it. |
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aw, you were thinking of me when you came up with that pick, weren't you? |
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Oh phooey...I am so bashful............oh you. Yes ..I was. Is it possibly worth a felatio-poo??? |
Oh God I am so sick of this BC thing.
I can't do this anymore!! MILE Take a 2-6 exacta box and go to bed. DISTAFF Wake up with a nice 4-7 e-box. TURF 7-4 straight exacta. CLASSIC Take 9-4 straight exacta. |
Hey thanks a lot.
I do my best to try and please you people and get very little in return. You wouldn't get this kind of effort from Sirloin or Tryke....or Beyer. Remind me not to give up hours of my fine personal time whenever I get a stupid idea like trying to assist the blind. You have yourself a nice day tomorrow. |
And where's my felatio-poo??
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I am proclaiming this day a SnowyWoods day in honor of my fine friend and drinking buddy....THE Andrew.
God knows he's always been there for me....as well as for many of you. He once gave me the shirt of his back. Of course...it was my shirt to begin with,but who's counting? The thing is I know he has done good works and even though may come off as a knowitall and very bad man....he is perhaps actually the biggest sissy I have ever known. I alwaysimagined that if someone were Thebby worthy...well it just might be me....I mean Andy.I think it became obviouson Valentines Day after receiving no greeting card from her. Sweetest Day mail left no question in my mind. So let the SnowyWoods forest fairies and predators all be keeping the Big Mocker in their thoughts today as one fine friend. I mean...imagine what any of you would do if I called you NoTool. |
All right sporty fans.
How about a little point spreading action? Take THE Ohio State and give 15.5 to THE WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers Take Oregon and give 7 to the filthy swine ASU Take Navy getting 3.5 from the Noodles Take MSU and 5 over Michigan Take Nebraska and 17 over Kansas |
Here's another Buckeye Bit:
USC and Oklahoma shared the record for most continuous weeks at number 1 in the BCS poll at 9. How many guesses would you like to know the new all time leader at 11? |
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Ya think Thparty's going to win, or it's just going to be very close? Who is Baffert? |
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I believe it will be closer than 5 for Thparty....won't go that far a to predict a win....but thith one'th got Avoid Lloyd written all over it. And I am keeping in mind your " sell" signal on Michigan from last week. Same on you. ror!!...guess what!? I found out who IS Baffert!! YES! No wonder no one answered me. But the thing is I also heard something about "who did what". Now I have to find out about this what person. |
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My ZC from last week was right on target until CarlosBrown broke the 85 yard run. Since I hadn't seen a Michigan back do that since the Clinton administration, I wasn't sure a run that long was possible. Phooey. Baffert did WHAT !?!? Sumthing will be outraged. |
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