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Cajungator26 07-08-2007 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well ya don't have to go tart-HO all over me.












Brother.









I mean I know Diaper is no King of Junger....


.....but man!

LOL!!!

Kasept 07-08-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Stevie;

Sightie-Poo and I have had discussions.....is it possible we could have our own private room at your place for the weekend?

Mort..

For you Bubbie? Anything.. You want the Champagne Room or the Jungle Room? Sorry though.. The Hef Room, replete with revolving bed, is spoken for...

Cajungator26 07-08-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Mort..

For you Bubbie? Anything.. You want the Champagne Room or the Jungle Room? Sorry though.. The Hef Room, replete with revolving bed, is spoken for...

Thank you, darling. So glad that you cleared that up for him.

Payson Dave 07-09-2007 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Don't know if people would want to spend the post-race day outside of town, but I spoke to a handful of likely attendees about a lawn/dinner party at my house in Greenwich Saturday night... Dinner for large groups will not be easy to come by at any place worth eating in Saratoga Saturday night, and the largest number of visitors will be in town, so I thought it might be nice..

I'd arrange a van to shuttle back and forth from Toga to Greenwich (16 miles), as I wouldn't want anyone drinking/driving. Looking for feedback here from the group that's coming in as to interest..

Thx..
SB

Steve,
Sounds like fun...is there anything that you need help with....extra grills, giant coolers, ???

Sightseek 07-09-2007 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Mort..

For you Bubbie? Anything.. You want the Champagne Room or the Jungle Room? Sorry though.. The Hef Room, replete with revolving bed, is spoken for...

Oh geez, thanks Steve. :rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Oh geez, thanks Steve. :rolleyes:

Yes Sweetie....Stevie is a very bad man!






Oh well....I'll let you choose for us.I have to say I prefer the Jungle Room for wild monkey love,but you pick.

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Yes Sweetie....Stevie is a very bad man!






Oh well....I'll let you choose for us.I have to say I prefer the Jungle Room for wild monkey love,but you pick.

This is an ill-fated love affair though as I am tragically allergic to feathers.

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
This is an ill-fated love affair though as I am tragically allergic to feathers.

!!






But they are snap on feathers....you know...like SnapOn Tools?


I can put anything there you want....you just let me know.




=;>

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
!!






But they are snap on feathers....you know...like SnapOn Tools?


I can put anything there you want....you just let me know.




=;>

Your streak of bad luck continues as I don't do faux anything.

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Your streak of bad luck continues as I don't do faux anything.


!!!



May lee-tel boat air coop.....you air pley-eng ze haird to gat ....new?

Payson Dave 07-09-2007 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
!!!



May lee-tel boat air coop.....you air pley-eng ze haird to gat ....new?


Nooooo...., me thinks she is nicely trying to tell ya that ya gots no shot.

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Nooooo...., me thinks she is nicely trying to tell ya that ya gots no shot.


Shut up Mayson.

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
!!!



May lee-tel boat air coop.....you air pley-eng ze haird to gat ....new?

O=:>

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:30 AM

Saytee-Pow........donut lat ze beg doam-may, Dap-air , kep you fram ze thralls anly Mairte' ken proovade to yooo.




Kessy-Pow fair yooo.

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
O=:>



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RULE-ENG EN LEFF-ENG !!!!









OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Antitrust32 07-09-2007 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Saytee-Pow........donut lat ze beg doam-may, Dap-air , kep you fram ze thralls anly Mairte' ken proovade to yooo.




Kessy-Pow fair yooo.

Aye particularrrrly enzoy'd zat wan

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Saytee-Pow........donut lat ze beg doam-may, Dap-air , kep you fram ze thralls anly Mairte' ken proovade to yooo.




Kessy-Pow fair yooo.

And be just another fancy filly in your stable?

Pish posh!

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Aye particularrrrly enzoy'd zat wan

Yooo air goat et ze Franchmens leg-wage.



Tan pays fair yooo:


OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
And be just another fancy filly in your stable?

Pish posh!





Aye well lat yooo goo fair a well....meybee we ken took lay-tair own en yooo well say zat aye em nut soam jag-a-low.






Antel zen....aye em yooo beg strung mens.......en oaf cairse......aye em ellways et yooo sair-vas.

Antitrust32 07-09-2007 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Yooo air goat et ze Franchmens leg-wage.



Tan pays fair yooo:


OOOOOOOOOO


oiy yezz, aye hassed baarff'd manzy a timze listerin' to ze dammm franch


sank yooo foour dem pays

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Aye well lat yooo goo fair a well....meybee we ken took lay-tair own en yooo well say zat aye em nut soam jag-a-low.






Antel zen....aye em yooo beg strung mens.......en oaf cairse......aye em ellways et yooo sair-vas.

hmmm, what would Hossy say if he were I? (which would require a bit of explaination on his part)

Oh yeah......













crinkle

trash can

Antitrust32 07-09-2007 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
hmmm, what would Hossy say if he were I? (which would require a bit of explaination on his part)

Oh yeah......





crinkle

trash can


omgosh Sightey, you just threw away morte's heart!


That is so sad


Shame on you!! all he ever wanted was your love and affection, and maybe sex.

paisjpq 07-09-2007 09:54 AM

hate to interrupt and I know it will break some hearts... but I guess now is as good a time as any to say I will not be there opening weekend....


you may now return to your regularly scheduled Morty show.

Sightseek 07-09-2007 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
hate to interrupt and I know it will break some hearts... but I guess now is as good a time as any to say I will not be there opening weekend....


you may now return to your regularly scheduled Morty show.

Your dog looks so cute in that avatar!

Mortimer 07-09-2007 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
hmmm, what would Hossy say if he were I? (which would require a bit of explaination on his part)

Oh yeah......

crinkle

trash can





WOOOT!!???


Ow ken yooo dough thes toe may???






May haird es ...ow yooo sey en Ang-laish??.....break-ed?.....new....brook-ed.Aye thank sooo....may haird es brook-ed.




Et ken nay-fair be rah'-paired.




















Ownlays..........









........ =;l>

Mortimer 07-09-2007 10:03 AM

Aye shoe may loaf fair yooo bay graw-eng zee mouse-tesh.




Ow doe yooo lak may new.....may sweat?

Mortimer 07-09-2007 10:14 AM

ror!!!






GOO-FOO!!





RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!









LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














THAWD!!!

Mortimer 07-09-2007 10:15 AM

Grayson!!


Put that back!




It is to die for!!

Mortimer 07-09-2007 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
hate to interrupt and I know it will break some hearts... but I guess now is as good a time as any to say I will not be there opening weekend....


you may now return to your regularly scheduled Morty show.


ror!




Perhaps I shall go to Kentucky then!!!

Payson Dave 07-09-2007 10:50 AM

uht...ohhh....somebody didn't see the humor

Mortimer 07-09-2007 10:50 AM

Hmmmmm...a post seems to have poofed.



Oh well.


I just wanted to say I believe Sightie-Poo may well be in a tie with Thebby as most beautiful tailfeather around here.







Perhaps something will happen to break the tie??

paisjpq 07-09-2007 10:52 AM

the old mare in the barn doesn't want to share space with new fillies.

Payson Dave 07-09-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
the old mare in the barn doesn't want to share space with new fillies.


ain't no old mares around here....

Mortimer 07-09-2007 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
the old mare in the barn doesn't want to share space with new fillies.



!!


Fine work.





I don't know what to do about Sightie-Poo now.


Perhaps if she sent me smut....maybe that would sway me.

Mortimer 07-09-2007 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
ain't no old mares around here....





Oh really?

Mortimer 07-09-2007 11:10 AM

I got one!!





Oh boy!





This is really good stuff!

Payson Dave 07-09-2007 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh really?

you think otherwise????

Mortimer 07-09-2007 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
you think otherwise????


I have two words for you ....and it's just the starter kit.















Printheth Doreen.

Cajungator26 07-09-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
ain't no old mares around here....

I'm old as dirt now. :mad:

Antitrust32 07-09-2007 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm old as dirt now. :mad:


oh dont say that cajuneater

you are a spring chicken!


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