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Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Disconnect Morty?




Who taught you that word?






The WindStream phone company.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 12:36 PM

good news about the cipher morte...gulf.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
oh okay then. carry on.



Thank you Irma.

SentToStud 03-21-2007 12:38 PM

Why was I not informed the circus has come to town?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turdbucket67
MORTY AND HIS SHEMALES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fer the love a mike at least break down and buy Volume II.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Why was I not informed the circus has come to town?



Because then Yuma woulda wanted to come,too.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
good news about the cipher morte...gulf.

Aye??

SentToStud 03-21-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Fer the love a mike at least break down and buy Volume II.

Do you have any other routines or is this it?

paisjpq 03-21-2007 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Aye??

theme day has begun

Antitrust32 03-21-2007 12:48 PM

yuma



that place is hot

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Do you have any other routines or is this it?



HELLO





THIS IS HAL SPEAKING











PHOOEY










WAIT A MINUTE












THIS IS HAL .....SPEAKING











HAL WOULD LIKE TO YOU TO KNOW THE HARDWARE STORE IS TWO MOR BLOCKS DOWN










HAL HOPES THEY STIFF YOU ON THE BOLT YOU NEED FOR YOUR HEAD











HA




HA




HA











OH














BITE HAL

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
theme day has begun

!!!





Back in a flash...I'm excited.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 12:57 PM

Where did insipd Carla go?

Antitrust32 03-21-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Where did insipd Carla go?


i guess you are dumped

Antitrust32 03-21-2007 12:59 PM

how does it feel?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:05 PM

Well that rollicking fool ca-ca bucket just keeps putting everyone on the floor with his raucous no liners.





I doubt even SNL wants him now.

That's pretty bad.







Someone let me know when the piglet is done.

byalip 03-21-2007 01:07 PM

Does a nice chianti go with a bucket of turd?

Bystander 03-21-2007 01:07 PM

Sorry Morty, live intervened.
I think you were doing better before I came on.
Give me abrake.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:08 PM

CharleeHo?






I don't think so.

She was much more talented.

Bystander 03-21-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
Does a nice chianti go with a bucket of turd?

AHA!!!!! A new contender!
Morty's league of warriors is now complete. If only Drugs were here to see it...

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Sorry Morty, live intervened.
I think you were doing better before I came on.
Give me abrake.


ror!


Pet me.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
Does a nice chianti go with a bucket of turd?

AUNTY COOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








YIPPIE!

paisjpq 03-21-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
AHA!!!!! A new contender!
Morty's league of warriors is now complete. If only Drugs were here to see it...

is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?


Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?

SentToStud 03-21-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?

Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?

only if you're wearing it.

Bystander 03-21-2007 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?

No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
only if you're wearing it.

Well I thi ........ thud.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 01:17 PM

Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....







.....it looks very similar to a cloud.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.

I've always wanted to be a gang member...but there is limited opportunity in my area.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.



I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....









.....it looks very similar to a cloud.




winner winner chicken dinner!!!



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



FR&L-A!!!!

SentToStud 03-21-2007 01:30 PM

[quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

QUOTE]

there is always something to be thankful for.

estreetposse 03-21-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?


Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:44 PM

[quote=SentToStud]
Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

QUOTE]

there is always something to be thankful for.




Oh I was just kidding.


But you didn't answer the boo-bee question.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by estreetposse
Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!


Would ya like some nice short fused cherry bombs to play with?


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