Somehow I get chauffered around KY all the time :p :p

How's the wifey?




























































































































And now I will hide. :)

Better add Florida to that list too.

I set mine for 5 over (grew up in OH and they'll pull you over at 7 over... where their radar's set at). Also, know where that happened to Scav at well.... I've even set it thru there before.

In South Carolina if you got pulled by the highway patrol for speeding it was cash on the spot or jail. Wiped out beach money on a couple trips. This was a long time ago.

Spyder

most, perhaps all, have a limit for that-generally 30 over can merit a trip to jail, reckless driving added to a speeding ticket.

Which one ?

As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.




Here's mine:




In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.





Not the patrolman.



The Time Traveler defense has worked.



Technically they can throw you in jail immediately for life with no parole.Normally it's a 2x for every mile over on top of 5 large.





Or you can give the guy $500 cash and all is forgotten.




I know...I've been there...I've done that.......she wasn't that good...but I did.

Bonnie and ..The Philski????




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It don't work....does it?

Gosh...I better leave this thread right now before notype comes back and makes me look brilliant again.

The Bonnie and The Philski high sign series : ( law enforcement officers----learn this!)






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Oh boy.

I forgot.


Better leave now before notype returns....he stings like the Diaper.






Oh boy.







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No I didn't.

You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?

Oh my God.







You can't be serious.

You will never be Wheel Barrow if you really are.




Now say....."I was joking."



PLEASE.

Capture Public Enemy Number One ,Bonnie Parker, and we'll see.

But be warned....she has vowed never to be issued a speeding ticket alive.

Notice the swine never questioned my assertion a speeding ticket is a life without parole consequense.

The deadly outlaw Ms. Parker is said to be crafting a book entitled.....

TRAFFIC COURT:HOW I SURVIVED.

Soon to be followed by ...



MY LIFE ON THE RUN FROM ROAD CROSSWALK GUARDS

Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.