" Why did Thebby leave when people talked about whodeys? I still want to know what that is."

"I think I won the double play at Hawthorne!!!"

"Our founding father was reincarnated as a horse? WTF?!?!"

"I heard a horsey was going to be a rabbit in a race......WELL DAH!!!!!!"

"Come on, Pletcher!! Tear it up, son!!"

" I would like to know how far the far turn at Vermouth is."

"What happened to this Frankel guy? Isn't he doing a liberal talk show?"

"Why isn't Carminooch in the BCC?"

"Can anyone tell me the espn.com addrress?"

"I like Carminooch to win the BBC."

" How much longer or shorter is the BC Mile than the Met Mile?...if you know."

"My favorite wager is the Quinnella" - IrishofNDFan

"I LOVE when they play My Old Kentucky Home at all the NBC's."

"There's a new Shirreffs in town"

" Why are all the jockeys so small?"

"P is not a vowel. Duh."

" I think Pat Day was chosen to sing Far ,Far Away this year."

"Turf Sprints cause cancer...or so I've heard"

" Will my umbrella insurance be required if it rains Friday? Do they steal umbrellas at Mamouth?"

"Nick Zito is Neat-o"