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Antitrust32 08-27-2007 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?



it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Bystander
Morty...


Oh boy.

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SNARF!!!




!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.



ah do!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:55 AM

Got any of SteviePooHO and MommyDearestHO?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar. :D

Some say that's the easiest way.







:D

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:30 AM

UnclyTrustHO...



...I award you ten blueberry pies for being one of the few great sporty's here.


Your fine work is to die for.







OOOOOOOOOO

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:42 AM

Hossy,

Just so you know, I'm on my way over to your house.

Hope to make it before dinner time.

I'm going to fucl< you, fucl< every member of your family, and even fucl< all your pets.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I would just like to state that for the record, that I did not fornicate with Sighty-Poo. I am still a virgin.

!!



Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>

Sightseek 08-27-2007 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!



Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>

'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.


ror!!



HIGHLY AMUSING MA'AMSKI!






We must choose sumwun..I mean someone..to wash off that Roth avatar.

What do you think?.....perhaps VideoGaGaGirl?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Leave my dog out of this sir.




!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

GPK 08-27-2007 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
My lastwords to you Garden.

Many here hated me right away.....some of those many now like me. Several liked me right away....and they still do.



I have to credit people like KingGlorious who excells at ignoring me....I mean that's the way it should work.


I hammered GKP without mercy.....and he....well ok ..so he doesn't like me anymore,but do you see him running around like a crazy person about it?


I can't tell you anymore than Hossy already has.



If you keep this madness up I will put you on ignore in sort of a mercy killing .


I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.

GPK 08-27-2007 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga. I also didn't ask anyone to come on here in my defense as I'm over it and really don't care anymore. I DID make the same mistake that Bethani made and I think that she knows what that is. As for what everyone else thinks... think what you want. ;)


what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??

Cajungator26 08-27-2007 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??

Well phuck... you got me there.

Ok, so I slept with ONE person in Saratoga.

Wait... wait....

YOU slept with me, but since I wasn't really sleeping, I technically didn't sleep with you. Yeah, that's it. :D

NO WAIT!

It wasn't Saratoga. It was Albany... big difference. HA!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.

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Thebby never lies.



sumwunelsesaidit.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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Thebby never lies.



sumwunelsesaidit.


Sumwon is related to Mr. Ed?


Dear God....another talking horse.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Sumwon is related to Mr. Ed?


Dear God....another talking horse.



!!


Oh forget it.





Have you gone into SnowyWoods yet?

GPK 08-27-2007 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!


Oh forget it.





Have you gone into SnowyWoods yet?


Gone there? I camp there at least 3 nights a week.



Morty....how would I know if I liked you or not since I have you on ignore...




no..wait...


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